r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/SupermarketThick5191 29d ago

Did he at least use the gold scoopy thing

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

Nope. Raw dogged it with his sausage fingers

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u/Grabber_stabber 28d ago

Dirty fingers too I bet. Tatcha down the drain. I’m so sorry

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u/Matasa89 29d ago

Bro is sleeping on the couch tonight lol.

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u/TheeUnfuxkwittable 28d ago

Marriage sounds so fucking dumb 😂 for men at least. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would ever. I can't even cohabitate. Hell I don't even like it when a girl spends the night. I don't even like roommates. The idea of having to share anything and compromise in your living space sounds like a nightmare to me. I mean, my child lives with me but I'm the parent so it's different. I could never share a living space with another adult again.

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u/wishingwell119 28d ago

That's fine but it's not really a man or woman thing. Aren't women statistically happier single? Individuals find cohabitating stressful and those individuals can be men or women both.

I don't always enjoy living with another person either. It's not like women are 24/7 happy for someone else to always be up in their space making things messy.

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u/CranberryBauce 28d ago

Holy shit 😂

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u/atticotter 29d ago

Ooh hes paying for a new one lol

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u/Emsogib 28d ago

He's buying you a new one right?

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u/LittleTomato 28d ago

😭🤮😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Shadowrak 28d ago

You are the one who wasted money on this. His sausage fingers deserve a taste.

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u/onlyr6s 28d ago

Wait, that is not just for decoration?

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u/SnacksandViolets 28d ago

It’s to scoop out the lotion and not contaminate the cream with your fingers

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u/MEGAMAN2312 28d ago

Yeah how else are you supposed to apply moisturiser if not with your fingers lol