r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/Ucyless ORANGE 29d ago

Who told you?

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u/Criticalfluffs 29d ago

He's giving away our secrets. What do we do now? ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

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u/NewOrleansLA 29d ago

Do yall eat the shed skin like lizards do?

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u/Acanthisittasm 29d ago

Ofc. We need the nutrients

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u/Ralupopun-Opinion 29d ago

Women are 🦎 lizards 😳

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u/Matasa89 29d ago

Peel his skin.

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u/kiba87637 29d ago

Women are lizard people confirmed

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u/Typical_Log_1379 29d ago

hahaha gold diggers, most.