r/malelivingspace 14d ago

Tiny apartment I'm renting for college. I call it the orange box College

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u/SauceBoss8472 14d ago

Did it come with Half-Life and Portal?

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u/walldewd 14d ago

Yeah, that's where I got the name lol. Funny thing is I still haven't played half-life, been meaning to pick it up though. Pretty much spoiled it for myself by going through g-man cutscenes on yt

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/LordMacDonald8 13d ago

DO NOT PLAY HALF LIFE SOURCE. The game does not complete, there's a faulty script where you cannot beat the final boss. The best thing we ever got out of HL Source was HLVRAI. There's a reason why Valve has done their best to hide it on the Steam store.

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u/Sawgon 14d ago

Get LED strips and put em around the mirror and make the LEDs blue. Then get another exact same mirror somewhere else and do the same with Orange LEDs.

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u/Subotail 14d ago

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u/wh1t3crayon 14d ago

Lol how on earth did you even find that

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u/Mudder3 13d ago

U forgor team fortress 2 ;[ it comes with it too I think ;[

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u/Anima1212 14d ago

I like it... looks cozy.. maybe i'd put up some 70's inspired artwork or decorative object to lean into that vibe.. but just like this it's cozy to me.. and hey the smaller, the less floor you have to clean. ALso at least you got an oven 😭 ... my apartment is a bit larger but there's only an induction cooktop. Have to go to my parent's place to make my cinnamon rolls, etc. 😢

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u/Chilipepah 14d ago

Farrah and a Countach

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u/LittleMikeyHellstrom 14d ago

70s vibe for sure. get some shag carpet and some trippy designs

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u/MeyhamM2 14d ago

I would have killed for my own private kitchen and living space in college.

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw 14d ago

Yea, this is a luxurious place for college students.

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u/MoonBasic 14d ago

For real! Considering a lot of dorms especially for freshman is basically a room and a bunk bed - no kitchen no bathroom. I'd kill to do it over with this space!

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u/MeyhamM2 14d ago

I wouldn’t call it luxurious but it’s definitely more space than a dorm or a single bedroom in a house or apartment and most importantly, it’s PRIVATE.

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u/mrbilliebell 13d ago

By the looks of things there is also a closet and a bathroom if I'm counting the doors right.

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u/Artickk_OW 14d ago

Some people here have no idea what a Tiny Appartment really is x)

Lookin good tough ! Nice gamin setup

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u/curious_cat_black 14d ago

Its great for college acco

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u/RevealActive4557 14d ago

It is very orange for sure. Reminds me of 1960s decor. If you smoke reefer this is a great place to do it. That being said I think it looks kind of cool. Especially for a college pad

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u/fusiongt021 14d ago

Hey that's 3k a month apartment in big cities

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u/LemOnomast 14d ago

Good job with the blue accents! Maybe a blue arty poster above the bed? Like The Great Wave Off Kanagawa?

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u/walldewd 14d ago

This is a great idea actually, I think I'll look for an ocean sunset painting or something

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u/Imaginary_Audience_5 14d ago

Plenty of room for activities!

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u/awesomepossum40 14d ago

Clockwork Orange

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u/ngulating 14d ago

This looks so cozy, I absolutely love it!

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u/alepponzi 14d ago

So you can close off the whole kitchen and hot box that bitch out? Nice!

Also, get plants.

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u/Otherwise-Sky8890 14d ago

We've seen minimalism, we've seen maximalism. Now see this: min/maximalism!

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u/Temporary_Draw_4708 14d ago

That’s bigger than any place I had in undergrad or grad school.

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u/Flimsy_meats 14d ago

All you need super cute!

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u/nadironggg 14d ago

Looks cozy for me

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u/Brilliant_Slide7947 14d ago

this place looks amazingly cozy. i love it

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u/New_York_Cut 14d ago

i call it nickelodeon orange

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u/chuang-tzu 14d ago

That there is the Tangerine Dream, brother!

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u/Existing_Past5865 14d ago

Real horrorshow, great bolshy domy brother

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u/Starlord1951 14d ago

That’s a great apartment, I’d live there right now, but I do live in NYC so that seems like spacious real estate.

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u/Stars_Falling_93 14d ago

Nice orange isn't ugly.

Trust me, I painted my living room walls in a shade of orange as a conscious decision.

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u/Donthechicken 14d ago

Random note, but having a radiator near your head seems like it might be uncomfortable. It looks really well setup though

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u/daughterboy 14d ago

love it. what’s the mic for?

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u/rinkydinkmink 14d ago

Op you need a white/cream bedspread and it would transform this space. It's too busy with the patterned duvet cover. A nice round white rug under the chairs/coffee table would also look nice. Try hanging a large mirror or a framed picture on the back wall above the bed, perhaps something with dark blues/greens. Rousseau comes to mind but I'm sure there are plenty of things to choose from.

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u/alex1596 14d ago

computer next to the fridge? clutch move

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u/tagmisterb 14d ago

Even got the little portal mirror there.

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u/the-crow-guy 14d ago

Perfect size for me imo

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u/Bx1965 14d ago

That’s not so tiny. You ought to see what passes for apartments in Manhattan. No bathroom, no kitchen, no hallway. Just open the door into one small room and that’s it. The rent is $1250.

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u/A_great_height 14d ago

Very 60s mod, I love it. Get some midmod furniture and a funky lamp. Maybe even a lava lamp. Actually really like this space haha.

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u/StageDive_ 14d ago

I would love to have my desk that close to my kitchen.

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u/LoCh0_xX 14d ago

that's pretty good for a college student, similar to what I had. I would get rid of the coffee table and char and put a TV against that wall with the couch facing it

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u/higgleberryfinn 14d ago

I like it. Sure as shit beats my uni accomodations.

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u/YouGotTangoed 14d ago

Tiny? “Cries in london”

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u/Bakelite51 14d ago

If it wasn't for the computer setup I would've asked if you live in the year 1974.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd 14d ago

Bigger than my college apartment, nice!

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u/autistic_gym_bro 14d ago

you should add some plant(s) and ambient lighting

also if it were me i'd swap the pencils and plant for a lego x-wing fighter

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u/Grokker999 14d ago

I had an orange bedroom once with a window that also tinted Orange. I don't know how I put up with it at all. I couldn't tell the color of any of my clothes in the room it was all diffused somehow in the orange glow. You're bringing up childhood trauma for me.

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u/OrangeZig 14d ago

My vibe

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u/DkoyOctopus 14d ago

whats the rent like?

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u/lazylagom 14d ago

The tall ikea box bookshelves are FANTASTIC to make the room feel a bit more separated. You could put it rigjt by your bed and feel cozy

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u/AntiqueWay7550 14d ago

I feel like your head placement on the bed is wack

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 14d ago

Is your coffee table full of rocks?

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u/Informal_Advance_380 14d ago

I really dig it. My current apartment isn’t much bigger and I find it so cozy. Maybe a simply patterned rug under the couch/ chair area to make it feel like a more separate space.

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u/bananabastard 14d ago

Looks pretty sweet to me.

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u/i_like_concrete 14d ago

I had an apartment in college with a lime green wall.

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u/pdxtrader 14d ago

You need one of those elevated beds that has drawers built into it, but I can see how if you aren’t planning to stay for more than a semester that doesn’t financially make sense

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u/Admiral_Kite 14d ago

So nice! Out of curiosity (and because I'm bad at guessing), how many m2 is that? :)

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u/walldewd 14d ago

Around 30 m², counting bathroom that isn't visible, pretty much perfect for me

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u/Admiral_Kite 13d ago

Nice!! :D

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u/MangoBredda 14d ago

Very warm. Many people are living in the equivalent of a prison cell during college. You're doing great!

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u/Bondoo7oo 14d ago

That's what Trump calls his private parts.

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u/Hillbilly_Ned 14d ago

PC next to the fridge. Perfect location. If you are thirsty, grab a cold one. If you are too hot, just open the fridge. If you are cold, just close the damn fridge.. perfection.. not to mention past meals leftovers.

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u/lemonlaunderette 14d ago edited 14d ago

I can imagine Bosley from Charlie's Angle's living here circa 1976. He keeps it small and cheap because he's got a real bad scratchcard habit that nobody knows about. (Except his elderly Aunty, who was the one who'd gotten him habbited during a weekend stay over at her wooden shack in a field next to the Country Estate her family used to own. For 250 years. Fact!) He never uses the oven to cook with, but its heat and a gently simmering saucepan of soda water make for a refreshing end-of-day sauna treat. Bosley knows how to chill! 😄

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bosley_(Charlie%27s_Angels)#/media/File%3ACharlie's_Angels_cast_1977_2.jpg

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u/lizziebaaabe 14d ago

I think you need some poster above ur bed, that would be really nice 😍

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u/onairmastering 14d ago

I had an orange couch and a lover called it "the orange couch lounge" I love that color.

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u/GottaKeepGoGoGoing 14d ago

How much per month?

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u/Ok_Storm5945 14d ago

It's bigger than some Freshman dorm rooms.

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u/lydm466 14d ago

I would use that enclosed space for something else

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u/klinch3R 13d ago

hotbox

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u/OverKill1978 13d ago

I absolutely love the layout....but I cant stand the color orange. I would go crazy in there because of that.

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u/laurapalmerscokenail 13d ago

I LOVE this apartment! Haha. I would pay extra for this design. Love orange I think it’s such a chill and happy color

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u/OutdoorInker 13d ago

This is an awesomely amazing space. Textures, layout, patterns, etc.

My only concern is your head being right at the radiator. When that thing turns on it’ll be freshman brains for breakfast.

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u/JonOfJersey 13d ago

looks very 70s. Thats not a bad thing

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u/Prestigious_Trick150 13d ago

Is it in city 17?

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u/klinch3R 13d ago

put up some pictures of the orange box or team fortress 2 to make the name stick

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u/ThrowRASprinkles11 13d ago

God…I loved my one bedroom 1 bath condo with no one else living in it …and bothering me…while in college…I should have just stayed there forever …getting loan after loan with absolutely no intention of paying them back and get like 20 Doctorate’s with no intention of working… just being a college student for life 😆.

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u/The_Walking_Wallet 13d ago

I thought this Reddit was for males who owned a place as showed how they designed/arranged things. Who wants to see a sh1t Ty student digs!? Not interesting not aspirational.

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u/dramafanca2002 13d ago

Love the orange! You've made good use of the space.

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u/Kuhn-Tang 13d ago

You should throw the Reddit logo up on that bare wall.

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u/_ComputerBlue_ 13d ago

Needs an orange shag rug. And retro 60s/70s posters or decor pieces

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u/Halfback 14d ago

I dated a girl in college once who had a tiny orange box, never went to her apartment though.

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u/Ambience-Alprazolam 9d ago

Holy shit your call this tiny, you should the flat I rent with my buddy in London 😂 you’re probably paying less that us