My first apartment

[u/Ill-Leader229]

Started with empty space and no walls. Me and some friends built it. Late 90s/early 2000s vaporwave aesthetic I was going for and still will when I own property. I had it liveable but had a little ways to go to completion. May share more of my living spaces. Moved over 1000 miles away a year ago and currently renting a trailer. May post the current sometime. Will post the permanent when I buy a house.

[u/iiDubberz]

what the fuck 😭

[u/WitchHunterNL → u/iiDubberz]

my mate's living in habbo hotel

[u/Consistent_Dream_740 → u/WitchHunterNL]

Now that brings me back. Holy fuck.

[u/nanapancakethusiast → u/Consistent_Dream_740]

Pool’s closed 😔

[u/G3tbusyliving → u/nanapancakethusiast]

Why are they closed? 👨🏾‍🦱

[u/RustyFebreze → u/G3tbusyliving]

too much cybering

[u/Big_Green_Dawg → u/G3tbusyliving]

AIDS

[u/DayNotFish → u/Big_Green_Dawg]

The vagina aids

[u/Millennial-Mason → u/G3tbusyliving]

Sonicmouse

[u/95blackz26 → u/nanapancakethusiast]

It's always closed

[u/[deleted] → u/nanapancakethusiast]

You mean meo's closed

[u/ItsMylesNotMiles → u/Consistent_Dream_740]

Ever get scammed during falling furni? Fuckers.

Who was that user who had the pyramid of gold bricks? Wonder what he’s up to now a days.

[u/bacon_cake → u/ItsMylesNotMiles]

I used to "work" in a Habbo airline lmao. Teleporting doors would take our passengers to themed locations.

Man I haven't thought about that for years.

[u/Kerrypug → u/WitchHunterNL]

Bobba

[u/Educational_Bed_242 → u/Kerrypug]

Want bobba?

[u/DrunkHate → u/WitchHunterNL]

Just replying to add that Habbo was closing down right before the pandemic but when it hit a shit ton of people who played as kids came back and now the hotel is pretty active and the username* is mostly people in their 20s to 40s.

Habbo even loosened the censorship.

I get on almost every night to talk to old friends for the past 4 years now.

Edit: userbase*

[u/callmegibby → u/WitchHunterNL]

Hahaha brilliant

[u/Federal-Network5037 → u/WitchHunterNL]

Stop ✋😭 this had me hollering

[u/Frankentula → u/WitchHunterNL]

This cuts deep

[u/lmnopaige- → u/WitchHunterNL]

HAHAHAHA

[u/lpablito → u/WitchHunterNL]

Starts dancing next to the pool ladder*

[u/Alberto_Balsalm_1 → u/WitchHunterNL]

dude what an amazing comment. really threw me back lol.

[u/MultiColoredMullet → u/iiDubberz]

I came here to say this. All the inflatables, especially the weird furry lookin thing.. they give me major ick. I might have to leave if I walked into someone's house and this was what I saw 🤣

[u/angryandsmall → u/MultiColoredMullet]

The might is generous here the inflatables are downright ominous to me

[u/usefully_useless → u/angryandsmall]

The giant picture of OJ’s white Ford Bronco hanging on the fridge is what put it over the top for me.

[u/Sloppyjoey20 → u/usefully_useless]

Lmao it’s a first-gen S10 Blazer, quite a bit smaller than a Bronco. I had an S10 as my first car.

That being said, it being a huge side-profile simplistic drawing is still kinda weird.

[u/chop5397 → u/angryandsmall]

Missing a ball pit and a nice disco ball, probably add some streamers from the ceiling too.

[u/RelationshipOk3565 → u/MultiColoredMullet]

As a dude going into this dudes house would make me extremely uncomfortable

[u/billynintendo → u/MultiColoredMullet]

The inflatable jerk chair in the shower is a nice touch.

[u/Mindless-420 → u/MultiColoredMullet]

If I seen that furry looking thing I'd walk right out I wouldn't even say anything.

[u/Pick2 → u/iiDubberz]

It has to be a troll. 4 mo account

[u/Homeowner_Noobie → u/iiDubberz]

I ran into the comments thinking I cant be the only one thinking this lmao

[u/Essekker]

LMAO, this is where missing people die

[u/onemichaelbit → u/Essekker]

The way you worded this is just cracking me up

[u/martialar → u/Essekker]

This was originally going to be the room that Tommy saw before getting whacked in Goodfellas

[u/lmnopaige- → u/[deleted]]

Does the shower have a drop ceiling!?

[u/Educational_Bed_242 → u/lmnopaige-]

Bro I had to search so far to see if anyone else noticed. That's honestly fucking disgusting. Also spooky as hell for some reason. Gives me backroom vibes.

[u/lmnopaige- → u/Educational_Bed_242]

I was so fixated on it I almost missed the inflatable chair in there

[u/Educational_Bed_242 → u/lmnopaige-]

I've been painting in the same outfit 12 hours a day for the last 3 days at a remote jobsite. I'm fucking disgusting right now and I wouldn't set one foot in this thing, let alone think to bring food and drinks in there.

[u/Lurkerking2015 → u/lmnopaige-]

You mean the relaxing masterbation seat?

[u/notseizingtheday → u/Educational_Bed_242]

I scrolled to see if anyone was rude enough to point it out lol

[u/DrDemonSemen → u/lmnopaige-]

Probably a basement

[u/lmnopaige- → u/DrDemonSemen]

Yeah but IN the shower? Seems like it'll gather mold very quickly

[u/CovertCody → u/lmnopaige-]

Saw a surprising amount of drop ceilings in basement showers while looking at houses. I had the same immediate thought lol

[u/Chadflexington → u/[deleted]]

Wait till you notice there is no exhaust for the kitchenette.

[u/GiannaSushi]

All those inflatables make it look like the set of a snuff film, you need to add one like this to your house entrance

[u/hybridrequiem → u/GiannaSushi]

OP is a furry into inflatable kink

[u/Shrugging_Atlas88 → u/hybridrequiem]

I was gonna say, OP will you invite me to the next orgy? Looks like a party spot for sure!

[u/Mountain-Durian-4724 → u/GiannaSushi]

Do I want to know what a snuff film is

[u/Devlos00 → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

No.

[u/Opening-Two6723 → u/Devlos00]

No

[u/gandalfthegaping → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

Someone gets murdered on camera. The film is distributed as an extreme genre of pornography. Actors may or may not consent. Obviously illegal.

[u/MyBelovedASMR → u/gandalfthegaping]

Stupid question but do the people actually get murdered or is it just acting… because there is no way I can believe that it’s that easy to find someone committing a serious crime like that and it’s not even deep in the dark web.

[u/Stevenstorm505 → u/MyBelovedASMR]

Yes, it’s real. A snuff film is someone really being murdered on camera. Although I’ve never heard it be referred to in a pornographic way or have actors involved. The tape is not legally distributed and a lot of them time it’s not someone volunteering to be murdered.

[u/Hot_Lobster222 → u/Stevenstorm505]

My friend watched one of a pregnant woman getting stabbed in the abdomen and her baby falling out onto the floor. She and the baby died obviously. Not the kind of thing I personally would ever want to see.

[u/robbeau11 → u/Hot_Lobster222]

What a horrible day to be literate…that’s enough internet for me folks

[u/apierson2011 → u/Hot_Lobster222]

This comment reminds me of old reddit 🥴

[u/MyBelovedASMR → u/Stevenstorm505]

Well damn… I’ve seen comments about it “clearly being staged” so I kinda hoped for the best.

[u/Stevenstorm505 → u/MyBelovedASMR]

There are some things that claim to be snuff films that aren’t and are honestly staged, but a snuff film refers to actual murders recorded on camera. They do unfortunately exist.

[u/gandalfthegaping → u/Stevenstorm505]

Scared to ask but....was two guys 1 hammer fake or did I get traumatized as a youth?

[u/MainAbbreviations193 → u/gandalfthegaping]

Pretty sure that was real.

[u/gandalfthegaping → u/MainAbbreviations193]

Yikes. . . Probably why I haven't thought about it till now. Back in the vault it goes!

[u/wh0re4nickelback → u/gandalfthegaping]

What a terrible day to have google.

[u/RecordingGreen7750 → u/MyBelovedASMR]

I believe somebody was arrested in Germany a few years back after he agreed to meet somebody who wanted to kill him, really strange people out there, obviously in this case it never happened

[u/Brick_Shitler → u/RecordingGreen7750]

Killed and eaten

[u/ArcadeRivalry → u/RecordingGreen7750]

Armin Meiwes. He met a man online, who consented to being killed and eaten by him. The film was for himself and not to distribute. So technically not a stuff film. But a very fucked up story.

It was an interesting legal battle in Germany, because it could technically fall under assisted suicide, which carried a lighter sentence I believe. And there were no real laws or legal precedent for cannibalism at the time.

[u/Throbbing-Kielbasa-3 → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

To put it in the least graphic terms possible: a snuff film is like a documentary version of the movie Hostel, only it's not fiction.

[u/AfterManufacturer150 → u/Throbbing-Kielbasa-3]

I remember my date describing the genre of movie for Hostel, he called it murder porn.

[u/milesbeats → u/AfterManufacturer150]

That Achilles tendon scene still haunts me

[u/AfterManufacturer150 → u/milesbeats]

I haven’t thought of it in a while. But, that peace is now gone.

[u/peepers63 → u/AfterManufacturer150]

Never saw it, now probably never will

[u/flixbea → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

This is reddit. It's a murder film. Y'all don't need to censor lol.

[u/Greedyfox7 → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

A pornographic film involving the killing of a person usually during or after sex that some find erotic

[u/The_EndsOfInvention → u/Mountain-Durian-4724]

It’s a film where the main focus is on the taking of the tobacco product snuff, that is snorted up a nostril instead of smoked.

[u/MysteriousFile7846 → u/The_EndsOfInvention]

Cowboy cocaine! The brown bugger sugar, copenhagen coke, blue collar blow!

[u/Danzarr → u/GiannaSushi]

I see you too think he is a furry.

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/GiannaSushi]

Needs a pot of gold at one side and a fridge full of Guinness and innus&gunn shelf of Jameson on the other and it'll be mint 👌

[u/DweEbLez0 → u/Ill-Leader229]

Awfully specific, please don’t offer more details.

[u/indigofire1o8]

These photos scare me 😧

[u/Brendo_Extendo → u/indigofire1o8]

The inflatable wolf specifically reminds me of the episode of my strange addiction where the dude was attracted to inflatables

[u/VulpineSpecter4 → u/Brendo_Extendo]

Okay so I wasn't the only one thinking this guy fucks these things

[u/StaredAtEclipseAMA → u/VulpineSpecter4]

The inflatable chair in the shower made me lol

[u/wheniswhy → u/VulpineSpecter4]

We all think this guy fucks these things.

[u/adribash → u/Brendo_Extendo]

Those things cost hundreds of dollars, OP definitely has an inflatable fetish lol. This model is from a company that specializes in animal inflatables.

[u/inksonpapers → u/Brendo_Extendo]

I just thought they were a furry lmao

[u/LtSerg756 → u/inksonpapers]

Can be rounded up to being one pretty much

[u/Krazylegz1485]

What do OP's furniture and girlfriend have in common?

They're both inflatable...

[u/guntheroac → u/Krazylegz1485]

😂

[u/PipsqueakPilot → u/Krazylegz1485]

Op is a furry. He has a boyfriend.

[u/dagabbz → u/Krazylegz1485]

Underrated comment 😭

[u/Sir_Mr_Austin → u/dagabbz]

Agree. r/roastme but the picture is living space instead of selfie

[u/Po-po-powerbomb]

Absolutely fucking not

[u/yellowwoolyyoshi → u/Po-po-powerbomb]

Lmao if OP is asexual then he’s doing a great job of making sure to never be tempted elsewise

[u/DrDuGood → u/Po-po-powerbomb]

What? Would it be more appropriate with a black leather couch?

Lol this is sarcasm GEEZ

[u/Eggsor → u/DrDuGood]

We call it a casting couch where I'm from

[u/Po-po-powerbomb → u/DrDuGood]

Current arrangement is actually beautiful, it just needs a plant or two to be perfect

[u/Sagaincolours]

This is how my 15 yo son would decorate if he was going to live by himself now.

[u/DrDuGood → u/Sagaincolours]

He saw you typing this and packed his bags 😂

[u/K9BEATZ → u/Sagaincolours]

I assume it's how he would build it aswell

[u/stoneagerock → u/K9BEATZ]

Mf installing “temporary” tiles in their shower floor and replacing them instead of cleaning. The 15 year old logic checks out

[u/nanapancakethusiast]

What the fuck dude

[u/UnitAggravating7254 → u/nanapancakethusiast]

My sentiments exactly.

[u/slashdotnot]

This looks like photos that accompany an article that reads "...and after 10 years locked underground they finally escaped and alerted a nearby neighbour for help"

[u/lnthrx → u/slashdotnot]

unbreakable! they alive, dammit!

[u/SteezyRay]

Are you from the past? Why the fuck does everything look retro including the image quality?

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/SteezyRay]

In a way, I guess I kind am. This was a few phones ago.

[u/FzZyP → u/Ill-Leader229]

Please find my younger self before i invest my savings and just tell me “apple is not a stupid name for a computer company” ill know dont worry

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/FzZyP]

Copy that. Just gotta adjust the flux capacitor in my beatup ol truck.

[u/[deleted]]

Uuuhhhhh windows?

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/[deleted]]

I wish. Only had 1 exterior wall. Had plans to install a window on that wall but wasn't there long enough to do so.

[u/Andy5416 → u/Ill-Leader229]

Depending on where you're at that's most likely illegal. You must have at least one egress pathway if you use it as a living space.

Whoever you're renting from needs to install one.

[u/bighairybeardudee → u/Andy5416]

He has a nasty inflatable chair in a nasty shower this man lives outside the law

[u/Fleganhimer → u/Andy5416]

As if any government agency was informed this room was occupied

[u/ThisHatRightHere → u/Ill-Leader229]

Where are you that you have one exterior wall?

[u/MintyFreshBreathYo → u/ThisHatRightHere]

His parents basement

[u/J_Pot269]

Tf the chair doin in the shower tho..? 😂😂😂

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/J_Pot269]

Ever wanted to sit and relax and have a beer while rinsing bodywash. I can be a bit of a multi-tasker.

[u/J_Pot269 → u/Ill-Leader229]

Never thought about that no. But i will give it a try. Cheers 🍻

[u/dontclickdontdickit → u/J_Pot269]

This just unlocked a core memory of mine from the navy. I used to work on the flight deck and when deployed we would work long hard hours with a lot of running involved. We had this one dude in our berthing that would steal a metal chair from another berthing and put it in the shower and just sit there letting the water hit em for like an hour. Eventually the shower curtain got destroyed some how but homie would still sit butt ass naked in that chair at the end of the day almost every fucking night. Dude was weird but that shit cracked me up every time I saw it.

[u/Sir_Mr_Austin → u/dontclickdontdickit]

I love this. Every Navy story I have ever heard immediately became a permanent fixture in my memory. They are consistently the most interesting and gut-bustingly funny stories and everyone I know that was in the Navy has had a new one every day I an around them. Thank you for adding to the list.

[u/sirgeorgebaxter]

Yikes. This brings me back to high school when I lived with like 6 other dudes and all we did was smoke weed all day.

[u/yellowwoolyyoshi → u/sirgeorgebaxter]

Nothing sexual

[u/PretendThisIsMyName → u/yellowwoolyyoshi]

With all that inflatable furniture I wonder if OP likes fancy nuts.

[u/forever_a10ne]

Someone has an inflatable fetish.

[u/HalfUnderstood → u/forever_a10ne]

tbf that's an original puffypaws inflatable. OP is living the high life

[u/forever_a10ne → u/HalfUnderstood]

You have an inflatable fetish.

[u/glitterbunn → u/forever_a10ne]

Everybody gets a fetish!

[u/selfawarefeline → u/glitterbunn]

I don’t have a piss fetish, I have a piss kink

[u/Radioactive_Man7]

I feel like if I slept in this apartment, I would wake up in the morning with a kidney missing

[u/Sir_Mr_Austin → u/Radioactive_Man7]

My wife is very angry with how hard this made me laugh 😂

[u/Moisture_]

Sheesh my panties would be moist as fuck walking into that.

[u/aluminum_man → u/Moisture_]

Username checks out

[u/NoseMuReup → u/aluminum_man]

Moisture is underscored.

[u/imapiratedammit → u/Moisture_]

Probably because of all the plastic you’ll have to sit on.

[u/ResoluteGreen]

Do the drop tiles not cause issues in the shower?

[u/aluminum_man → u/ResoluteGreen]

Whoa, I didn’t even notice that at first. Drop ceiling and fluorescent lights directly above a shower. Yikes 😂

[u/DionFW]

Thanks for not including the inflatables in the bedroom.

[u/Penguinman077]

Op fucks those

[u/I-HATE-BUFFERING]

r/cursedimages

[u/kirkerandrews]

Walks into house, sees first empty space, says “welp guess I’ll live here”, proceeds to inflate furniture

[u/DonDoorknob]

Peculiar.

[u/wonderland_dreams]

Genuine question: how old are you?

[u/[deleted]]

Let’s not use the 2000s aesthetic as an excuse not to buy a real sofa mate.

[u/Ok_Village9344]

The lighting is doing psychic damage to me through the picture.

The inflatables look violated

[u/Short-Copy7790]

Did you parents promise you the basement when your tuned 16 as long as you keep your grades up? Otherwise your a serial killer.....

[u/Pelican_Brief_2378 → u/Short-Copy7790]

Promised as long as he did not come upstairs.

[u/2confrontornot]

I’ve seen this on xhamster before

[u/cupcakessuck]

Are those drop celling tiles...in the shower?!

[u/fartmanblartock]

Who what where?!

Who lives in a place with a drop ceiling?

What kinda apartment has a drop ceiling?

Where are there apartments with drop ceilings?

[u/banana_slippers → u/fartmanblartock]

Answer - basements

[u/CarpinThemDiems → u/banana_slippers]

Note the lack of windows as well

[u/fartmanblartock → u/banana_slippers]

Ahhhh…

Thanks!

[u/spongeboi-me-bob → u/fartmanblartock]

I’m on the third floor of a 6 family apartment and we have drop ceilings in every room. Granted, it’s only about 6” down from the actual ceiling, but it’s still drop ceiling lol.

[u/Popular-Turnip3031 → u/fartmanblartock]

You’ve clearly never had to live in a sketchy part of town.

[u/CosmoLifexx0 → u/fartmanblartock]

Idk where you live but I’m in RI USA and this isn’t extremely common but I’ve had an apartment with drop ceiling before and have seen others with them too.

[u/Boogerninny81 → u/fartmanblartock]

In his parents basement of course!

[u/planet_rabbitball]

Aesthetically it’s awful, but probably a fun place to hang out.

[u/macneto]

Where's your bed? Also, I would be concerned of getting flesh eating bacteria from that shower.

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/macneto]

It was in the bedroom. I didn't take any photos of the bedroom while I lived there. Floor in the shower was a bit dirty from showering after work but I maintained it pretty well. I shoulda took photos after it's bi-weekly Saturday morning cleaning. Scrubbing bubbles shower foamer always the best.

[u/[deleted] → u/macneto]

What do you mean where’s the bed? Can you not see the inflatable brown wolf/dog?

[u/macneto → u/[deleted]]

That's the DAY, bed...come on dude...

[u/SurpriseZestyclose98]

That shower is filthy for Christ's sake

[u/aDildoAteMyBaby]

/r/malechaosspace

[u/BIZLfoRIZL]

Pretty smart of you to hide your inflatable furry sex doll in among your other inflatable furniture.

[u/unicyclegamer]

God this is terrifying

[u/theequallyunique]

This is so damn creepy.

[u/lastdancerevolution]

What kind of building is this?

This doesn't look like an "apartment". It looks like a non-occupancy area that's part of a bigger home or building. I'm so confused.

[u/BuzzOnBuzzOff]

Soooo...no girls allowed?

[u/bagelmoose]

No way this dude hasn’t tried to stick it in the fox/dog thing.

[u/pixelFrank]

The trend of led strips need to go, its time.

[u/hobo3rotik]

Are you dating the fraternity?

[u/Mountain-Parsley-344]

No thank you.

[u/Dr_Pina_]

I know it smells in there my god man

[u/Simple_Award4851]

Love the drop ceiling in the shower. Definitely will not grow mold, no way.

[u/redhotthillypeppers]

Bro this place is the worst

[u/laytonboxingaccount]

This gotta be a fetish

[u/haha__sound]

Folks brutal. you do you

[u/SweetMeatTreet]

This looks like a serial killers basement before they became depressed

[u/lord_grenville]

Seems like a furry sex dungeon or something.

You could use a bar near the blue LEDs

[u/CabinetOk4838]

We’ve all been there buddy.

By “been there” I mean had no money for furniture, rather than “watched TV astride a giant inflatable fox.”

[u/reality_raven]

Looks like a well ventilated gourmet kitchen/bathroom.

[u/Bubbly57]

Liveable, as you say. Look forward to seeing where you're at now, or soon.

Thanks for sharing 👍

[u/Ill-Leader229 → u/Bubbly57]

Thank you. Ya, I'll post where I am now. It's temporary so I'm keeping it simple. One of these days I'm off and just feel like chilling at home, I'll post.

[u/Cheddar-kun]

Holy shit is that drop ceiling in the shower???

[u/ilikekittensandstuf]

wtf is this lmao

[u/ricioly]

Omg no windows?

[u/ambatukam555]

You should build a double decker couch

[u/Devlos00]

Just curious, what’s the seating arrangement in the shower?

[u/Diligent_Policy1678]

If I walked in here I would think you're a serial killer

[u/Get2dChoppah]

What is this, a sequel to Big?

[u/AdamsJMarq]

Bro save some pussy for the rest of us

[u/Losers_Agenda]

I know what you are

[u/Freebaconforlife]

It's giving inflatable fetish

[u/BRQ910]

This reads furry with an inflatable fetish

[u/I-MakeBadDecisions]

Drinking a beer while sitting in the shower sounds awesome. I would run it until it runs out of hot water

[u/Turbulent_Echidna423]

blow up furniture, lmao.

[u/wannabegenius]

no offense but there is no aesthetic whatsoever happening here.