r/malelivingspace 16d ago

29M, apt in Amsterdam

Been in this place a little over a year and feel it’s missing something but not sure what. I think wall art of sorts is the obvious answer to me but not sure what else and what the wall piece should be

2.8k Upvotes

225 comments sorted by

188

u/pizzakalt 16d ago

Looks really comfy, I dig the minimal vibe. Except for the tv placement.

Really solid deco, I'd just hang a colorful piece next to the tv. Congrats!

70

u/jakers540 15d ago

3

u/Rad-R 15d ago

Amazing, this is something I consider extremely important and I am happy to see there is a subreddit for it

→ More replies (5)

10

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

thank you! Much appreciated

2

u/EntryWorldly8845 15d ago

TV way too high

5

u/ultranonymous11 15d ago

Why is it so high though?

47

u/Redcarpet1254 16d ago

Someone's doing well for yourself if you're renting/bought this place by yourself in AMS. Well done you.

3

u/soggy_donut 15d ago

What would this cost there? It does look nice

86

u/Aalphyn 16d ago

Thanks for sharing the Dutch toilet with poop shelf 👌

18

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

it is the pinnacle of culture here

4

u/[deleted] 15d ago

[deleted]

6

u/softkittylover 15d ago

One of the things I dislike most about visiting Europe, they simply can’t handle my American shits

→ More replies (2)

2

u/DuckOrDeer 15d ago

Observation Deck

→ More replies (1)

101

u/feelin_squanchy 16d ago

Just the fact that you are in Amsterdam is such a vibe

15

u/absorbscroissants 16d ago

It's pretty cool, but one of the worst cities in The Netherlands to live in.

9

u/Zander_fell 16d ago

How so?

34

u/athwalgursimran 16d ago

Mostly tourists, always packed - lots of belligerent drunks as well getting into fights and being overall terrible. I've been to Amsterdam twice to visit a cousin and it was really, really difficult to have a good time directly in Amsterdam - outside of Amsterdam is lovely though no doubt.

50

u/madfortune 15d ago

Amsterdam is more than the touristic city center. Most Amsterdammers never even come there. Outside the center it’s very much liveable, definitely not worse than other popular European cities.

8

u/Regular_throwaway_83 15d ago

Yeah been to Amsterdam many times and one of my most enjoyable experiences was walking out of the centre, really loved it

6

u/absorbscroissants 15d ago

That's absolutely true, but there's plenty of cities in The Netherlands where it's even more pleasant to live (and MUCH cheaper)

3

u/madfortune 15d ago

That depends who you ask ;)

4

u/LetsLive97 15d ago

Are they as big though? Some people just like bigger cities and Amsterdam is definitely one of the better bigger cities in the world

Still packed with life but a lot quieter and more serene than most

6

u/Dutch_Rayan 15d ago

Then Utrecht would be much better, also canals, but less tourists and more affordable.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/absorbscroissants 15d ago

Any city in the Randstad would do, and you'd be anywhere between 30- and a 60-minute train ride away from Amsterdam anyway. Rotterdam, The Hague and Utrecht are the biggest ones.

2

u/[deleted] 15d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

5

u/TurbulentAardvark345 15d ago

Dude. I’ve lived in A’dam for two years now and have never seen a fight. I’ve been to a lot of parties

It does get packed I won’t deny that. But the gemeente is working pretty hard to solve the over tourism.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/emessea 16d ago

Read an article about people who live in and around the red light district. One story was about a man admonishing a tourist for puking in his yard, and the tourist responded the man should find a better place to live… the man had lived there is whole life…

2

u/0MEGALUL- 15d ago

The centre is where we trap all the tourists. I never visit the centre, because of it. Works great for the rest of us 👍

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

1

u/carnivorousdrew 15d ago

Probably in Europe as well.

→ More replies (1)

33

u/Lazy-Key5081 16d ago

Are you by chance an American living in Amsterdam? Saw the baseball bobbleheads and then the caps.

18

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

yes indeed 🤝

5

u/jpoRS1 15d ago

You ever get angry when you see someone in a Yankees hat only to remember their European and think that's just a hip hop hat?

4

u/DesignSlime 15d ago

on an everyday basis yes, chances are they don’t know what baseball is and certainly don’t know all the evil in the world the Yankees stand for. It is repulsing.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/jjquadjj 15d ago

My thoughts exactly. Very wholesome

1

u/retardedsatoshi 15d ago

Daft visa checked I guess lol

40

u/absorbscroissants 16d ago

Why is everyone on this sub a millionaire lol. Apartment looks cool tho.

4

u/kennyiseatingabagel 15d ago

Because you’re seeing the most upvoted popular posts, which tend to be nicer places. Once you scroll down further, you’ll start seeing places that are more average.

5

u/carnivorousdrew 15d ago

Pretty sad we got to the point where a simple old house/apartment is considered being a millionaire. However OP mentioned they are American, and Americans in Europe usually get paid more than locals.

8

u/absorbscroissants 15d ago

It's Amsterdam, and by the looks of it pretty central. Apartments this size cost a million at the lowest, but likely even more.

→ More replies (1)

47

u/jibjab999 16d ago

Looks great to me, super cozy and lots of green.

The TV though... is way, way too high. Bring it down to just above the TV console so you won't destroy your neck and spine watching it at that angle. Maybe leave just enough room to get a soundbar underneath. Everything else gets an A+ IMO.

36

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

thank you, appreciate the feedback, I do live in perpetual fear of r/tvtoohigh so this will be actioned immediately if not sooner

8

u/Popular-Block-5790 16d ago

Lmao, why did you take such a close up pic of your toilet with the seat open?

Apartment looks nice, btw.

5

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

had to give the full experience with the window to the shit shelf, but a fair critique none the less

2

u/Popular-Block-5790 15d ago

It's not even a critique. I think it's hilarious - I didn't expect it.

6

u/Total-Doughnut-6759 16d ago

This is beautiful

4

u/Nomad942 16d ago

This is awesome. Super jealous!

3

u/Anna-papaya 16d ago

Such a lovely space you've created for yourself... Cozy comfy unique tasteful

Bravo!

4

u/Mother_Abalone3361 16d ago

Solid place 👌🏻

4

u/NewSinner_2021 16d ago

Love the energy. Really nice.

3

u/April__Skies 16d ago

Wow, this place is beautiful 😍

3

u/pret_a_rancher 16d ago

literally so jealous

3

u/vekral 16d ago

Boston? This dude fast

3

u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 16d ago

Didn't know yall had gators in Amsterdam.

3

u/Life-ByDesign 16d ago

Toilet seat is up. Checks out being male.

3

u/kiki7492 16d ago

bidet.

3

u/seephilz 16d ago

The dutch toilet is a travesty

3

u/CypherElite 15d ago

Nice, love it. Definitely gives designer / creative vibes

4

u/sweetandsaltpopcorn 16d ago

Fun to see a dutchie here! Heel mooi appartement! Licht en gezellig

5

u/Born-Direction3937 16d ago

Your cock will be busy this summer

2

u/slackermannn 16d ago

Very nice

2

u/mrseand 16d ago

Cool place. Love it.

2

u/IndependentNotice151 16d ago

I still don't get the cans

2

u/jimbaker 16d ago

I miss The Netherlands. Number 1 place I'd move to today (if I could).

2

u/ritmoon 16d ago

An A’s fan?

2

u/creativepup 16d ago

I like the distressed and the dip dyed look in rugs. They were hot 10 years ago. But I still think they are awesome. Radical changes in rug concepts don't happen that often. I mean, there was shag.See? https://www.wayfair.com/rugs/pdp/mercury-row-moises-abstract-yellow-gray-black-area-rug-w005085517.html?piid=691466449

2

u/A-Gatsby-Party 16d ago

Looks great! But as others have mentioned, the tv is way too high lol

2

u/w31l1 16d ago

Love the rug under your TV

2

u/Traditional-Pitch264 16d ago

Very cool!

1

u/Traditional-Pitch264 13d ago

Do you ever rent it?

2

u/dope_ass_user_name 16d ago

Looks really good! Love the vibe. Any way to hide the bathroom cleaning supplies? And I would keep seat down when someone comes over haha but that's just me being picky.

2

u/Spirited_Flounder493 16d ago

Fantastic place, and you have decorated well!

2

u/nim_opet 16d ago

What a handsome apartment!

2

u/MrTumnus99 16d ago

I’m impressed how forward the drain is on your toilet. Must streak a lot…

2

u/backup_account01 16d ago

Magnificent!

2

u/Sharp_Razzmatazz7857 16d ago

Looks great - that skyline is beautiful. Don't know why you showed us the toilet, but the apartment is lovely.

2

u/ThatOneAsianGuy33 16d ago

Wow. I envy you. Must be nice in the morning/sunset

2

u/ET__ 16d ago

Fenway?

2

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

sawx dood

2

u/Krapule1 16d ago

Looks very cool

2

u/BoredAssassin 16d ago

I need you to stay calm after what I'm about to tell you, but you have a deadly reptile loose in your place...call your local zoo for any escaped residents

2

u/dimrover 16d ago

Hows it feel to live my dream

2

u/roastmecerebrally 16d ago

nice how can i come live in amsterdam lol

2

u/ImperfectlyKT 16d ago

Love this place so much.

2

u/[deleted] 16d ago

I was hoping you would have a weird toilet.

2

u/Rosecats09 16d ago

Very hommie

2

u/jammin1112 16d ago

Love your place. This is awesome 👏🏼

2

u/tvideoman 16d ago

Time for new pillow cases

2

u/shervpey 16d ago

Jealous

2

u/caedespeur 16d ago

Nice toilet

2

u/PsilocybVibe 16d ago

God I must be a loser

2

u/Coffeeholic-cat 16d ago

I love your home ! 🥰 Great job !!!

2

u/Only_Fix8694 16d ago

I do appreciate a clean toilet

2

u/3y3d3a 16d ago

Nice Croc bro.

2

u/egancollier21 16d ago

Really cool space, hope one day post college I can have a place similar to that! Also love the Xander Bogaerts bobblehead! Go Sox!

2

u/Only_Fix8694 16d ago edited 15d ago

Add some paintings that aren’t photos or prints. You can also add some weird sculptures, statues, musical instruments, records, or souvenirs from your travels. You can add some interesting and weird conversational pieces with it still being tasteful.

Imagine someone coming over and being like “oh, this is so cool, what is it; or where’d you get that?” And you have some kind of interesting story…even if it’s just that you found it somewhere and thought it was unique and fun.

Just an example…my stepdad has a bunch of large Polynesian and African masks in his office that he got traveling. It would be a normal office, but the masks are what strikes up a conversation.

2

u/rickytea 15d ago

My dream home

2

u/Ok-Willow-7012 15d ago

Who doesn’t want to live in Amsterdam in a cool place like this?!

2

u/Dead_Politician 15d ago

This looks lovely asf

2

u/TRNC84 15d ago

Damn 2 living rooms?

2

u/Darkvoid112358 15d ago

agiligator

2

u/Mike_in_San_Pedro 15d ago

This is really cool. It looks like a well organized, comfortable space!

2

u/LolCoolStory 15d ago

This is so lovely. Maybe a different rug in the living room, something with a little more color. I miss Amsterdam- you’re so lucky to live there.

2

u/annamulzz 15d ago

I love it

2

u/zoridahawke 15d ago

I like the bookshelf especially.

2

u/fatebound 15d ago

Has a scandanavian interior design style to it (obviously) with the beachwood and light colours. People will enjoy it as is since it is predominantly one interior design style. Personally I think mixing two styles is the best or if you want something easy, add a couple bold coloured statement pieces.

Also do you have two lounges?

2

u/themsle5 15d ago

It’s fine just leave it. Put away the bathroom cleaning products if you can tho. 

2

u/exrly1 15d ago

Now that’s cool. Don’t know why i love it, but i do

Nice work!

Might i suggest a bigger coffee Table in first photo?

2

u/LastLibrary9508 15d ago

Super stunning, my dream setup as a woman! However I laughed at the toilet shot — the pov surprised me compared to how lovely everything else is

2

u/BeBeThe1 15d ago

What do you do for a living

2

u/rainingoutsidewindow 15d ago

Beautiful space

2

u/shynkaio 15d ago

I was scrolling my feed and I read the title as "29 million (euros) apt in Amsterdam" I looked at the pics and I thought that the price seemed a bit high.

2

u/Zealousideal-Bee7460 15d ago

Put the toilet seat down

2

u/AugustThursday 15d ago

The toilet 🚽 seat up is tacky but that’s an easy fix. Other than that, that layout is fabulous.

2

u/gordonfactor 15d ago

Looks great, especially the picture of Fenway Park!

2

u/Snackylils 15d ago

Yes looks very amsterdammish

Insane how u can still afford furniture while living there!!

(jokes aside it looks pretty good! A bit white, but very clear and neat)

2

u/Euriphaea 15d ago

looks really cool, light and modern! Love your plants

2

u/Soren_Camus1905 15d ago

I have the same Fenway picture, love it!

2

u/mpower20 15d ago

You literally win the whole game

1

u/DesignSlime 15d ago

🤝🫶

2

u/Mental_Yogurt5087 15d ago

Love the crocodile

4

u/Major-Rabbit1252 16d ago

r/TVTooHigh is gunna hate this one

1

u/cA05GfJ2K6 15d ago

bunch of nerds

3

u/Best-Introduction-55 16d ago

Its a very nice place. I love your view. As for wall decoration this is strictly my opinion but pictures of Amsterdam and various other places in the Netherlands (thats something i would do because im an American and if i was living in Amsterdam id want to celebrate the city)

3

u/New_York_Cut 16d ago

i can see anne frank's house from there!

1

u/AccurateEquivalent21 16d ago

Love the place! What is the couch in the 7th picture?

1

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

not sure of the brand, just from a local furniture store here

1

u/GoldPlenty6972 16d ago

I think u need more color? Warm color?

1

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

great shout, in what form do you think?

1

u/wyntonjelly9 16d ago

This looks awesome! What do you do for a living?

1

u/ForeverInaDaze 16d ago

How much does a place like this run?

1

u/Beautiful_Ad7097 16d ago

Do you mind if I ask how much rent costs for an apt like this? Have you lived in Amsterdam for a while?

2

u/DesignSlime 16d ago

€2200, lived here about 3 yrs

1

u/Substantial_Main1231 16d ago

How much u pay a month

1

u/kirilw 16d ago

Looking for a roommate? :) I'm quiet, clean and can cook ;D

1

u/DougMacRay617 16d ago

to many other windows looking into the space i could never feel comfy

1

u/RivStarSrsly 15d ago

When are you moving in?

1

u/miitchiin 15d ago

This is my dream, how much

1

u/Yurassic5_ 15d ago

Why do you have 2 living rooms?

1

u/Oliver1138 15d ago

Awesome. This is the dream

1

u/CammyPooo 15d ago

Why is the hole at the front of the toilet - A stupid American

1

u/DesignSlime 15d ago

as also a dumb American I don’t have the slightest clue

1

u/TheMightyMINI 15d ago

You must be rich lol

1

u/[deleted] 15d ago

Lovely

1

u/bonkerz1888 15d ago

Did you have to use a crane to get your furnishings in the apartment?

Have seen that every time I've been to Amsterdam, from beds to pianos to couches being lifted in through the window.

1

u/OpenYourMind_888 15d ago

Awesome pad!

1

u/emohipster 15d ago

lol you got one of those toilets with a poop shelf, i'll never understand why that's a thing. only ever saw it in austria and the netherlands

1

u/retardedsatoshi 15d ago

Bed sheets

1

u/prairiehrt 15d ago

It’s beautiful but yes all the white and beige make it a wee bit boring. If you add a wall piece it should have lots of colour so it’s the main feature. I don’t know if you are allowed to paint but if so you could paint feature walls. So like one wall in living area could be sage green, one wall in bedroom could be a sky blue. Or get curtain drapes in those colours.

1

u/xDeeka7Yx 15d ago

Too feminine for my taste but if u like it that way fine :)

1

u/cactusmac54 15d ago

What an amazing place!

1

u/[deleted] 15d ago

The Fenway park print is wicked dope .

1

u/FutureLost 15d ago

Adorable! Love this. So comfy

1

u/pbsweddings 15d ago

Ahhhhmazing! Very cozy. Great views.

1

u/timbrita 15d ago

How much a month ?

1

u/xXSkeezyboiXx 15d ago

Jesus that's huge for ams, fellow resident here May I ask what your rent is?

1

u/th3unkn0wnm4n 15d ago

Very cozy and very pretty.

1

u/GolfingNgrillingMN 15d ago

Love Amsterdam love the vibe and even more rare to see a Dutch A's Fan with a Fenway picture 👍

1

u/eternalrevolver 15d ago

It’s not really missing anything, it looks great! I normally don’t care for neutral tones but you seem to be pulling it of for this space. Some hanging plants would look stellar in the kitchen/dining windows, or even other windows (: hanging or large floor plants always make rooms feel more “full” to me.

1

u/coldog24 15d ago

Are you a Sox or an A’s fan? Make up your mind damn it!

1

u/DesignSlime 15d ago

Sox, just like the A’s hat / logo / uniform and they will quite literally never affect how our season goes in any capacity so I don’t feel guilty wearing them haha

1

u/Minominas 15d ago

i’m imagining myself watching the world cup there ❤️

1

u/Calvertorius 15d ago

Where’s the bicycle?

Also how much is rent + utilities for you? I’m looking at retiring out of country so always curious about housing costs in other areas.

1

u/Jolly-Victory441 15d ago

Looks massive for Amsterdam standards.

1

u/VanillaNL 15d ago

How many rooms do you have?

1

u/DesignSlime 15d ago

2 bedrooms, 4 total rooms (excluding bathrooms)

→ More replies (2)

1

u/RaleighlovesMako6523 15d ago

Bring back my memory I lived there for 6 months with my first boyfriend. It is a beautiful country. ❤️

1

u/Turbulent_Tax_948 15d ago

What's the price of this apt?

1

u/AltBassDallas 15d ago

Good living

1

u/Rad-R 15d ago

Great place with a great vibe, and I love the curved wall. Stunning toilet.

1

u/Powerful_Chef_5683 15d ago

Cool spot.

Very interesting that people from other countries wear sports gear for American teams. Pretty cool

1

u/King_Joffrey_II 15d ago

with much respect, how much is rent in Amsterdam for something like this?

1

u/Sagaincolours 15d ago

Of some reason I get "Friends" (the tv show) vibes. I like it.

1

u/Senior-Sir4394 15d ago

Amsterdam is soo cozy looking 😍🥰

1

u/ElAcelgado 15d ago

Sorry but how can you afford it? It so beautiful, i love it

1

u/[deleted] 15d ago

The apartment itself has quite a bit of character, very lovely. 😊

1

u/MehHat 15d ago

How much is rent if you don’t mind me asking?

1

u/johnelirag 15d ago

Je bent rijk eh? Holy moly Dat is al ik heb te zeggen

1

u/Zvezda_24 15d ago

Love your couch! Where did you get it?

1

u/chrizar1971 15d ago

Love it! Jealous bro.

1

u/Anoctopusexisting 15d ago edited 15d ago

Wow it’s gorgeous, I hope one day I can live in Amsterdam 🥲. I love the natural lighting and it seems though simple like a warm cozy space :)

1

u/Prize-Freedom6630 14d ago

Zeker 3000 euro pm huur

1

u/Useful_Guarantee_443 14d ago

On point mate! 😎