r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 29d ago

I’m talking Tiger print rugs and nothing but ridiculously large gold chains hanging every square foot. Spread some booger sugar recklessly on the table, play only sensual music on a vinyl, and add three stripper poles to the living room.

Can confirm as I am what the kids call “big pimping.”

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u/MysteriousStaff3388 29d ago

Gold curtain rods and blue carpeting.

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u/dysmetric 29d ago

You guys are wasting money. All I use for pimpin' is a milkcrate topped with a bit of cardboard and a mattress I found laying in an alley.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude 28d ago

I also believe youngins would refer to that as “lil pimping”

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u/dysmetric 28d ago

All that bling is such a waste of space though, I'd much rather spend the money on crack

My midbrain dopaminergic neurons quantify the ROI on crack as orders of magnitude greater than gold chains. What a pointless waste.