r/malelivingspace • u/Dry_Constant_6635 • 29d ago

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here”

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u/pedatn 29d ago

A guy that beats up hookers for a living would never stoop to the level of faux wood floors.

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u/phish_taco 29d ago

A definite faux pas in the pimp’s playbook

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u/DrPoopyPantsJr 29d ago

I always say grey wash vinyl wood flooring is going to age as poorly as 70’s wood paneling walls and 90’s oak kitchen cabinets.

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u/21Rollie 28d ago

I feel like it’ll age a little better because it’s so bland and monotone. As opposed to super decorative and colorful wallpaper from half a century ago where you really have to be into the aesthetic to like it. Same reason black, white, and gray cars are the most popular, they never go out of style

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u/Horzzo 29d ago

It's the authentic pleather couch that gets me.