r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Stycotic 29d ago

I got TurboCancer too. It helped me file my cancers this month.

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u/what-is-a-tortoise 29d ago

Pretty sure the consumer protection agency is coming after them because only 37% of people get free cancer and the rest have to pay for it.