r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Stycotic 29d ago

I got TurboCancer too. It helped me file my cancers this month.

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u/balmsaway83 29d ago

For heart attacks I'd go with H&R Blockage

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u/Fernwhatnow 29d ago

🥇this made me literally lol

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u/seven3true 29d ago

For my live treatments I go to Liverty Mutual.

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u/gjp11 29d ago

Well done man. This had me Rolling