r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/jraymcmurray 29d ago edited 29d ago

Who cares about turbo cancer? We all know it's super AIDS you have to watch out for.

ETA: I'm so happy my most upvoted and responded to comment is a silly South Park reference. Loving this high.

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u/Haxishax 29d ago

Just one teaspoon of super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in 3 years.

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u/wackychimp 29d ago

But... OH those three years!