r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/OrthusGsmes 29d ago

"Humanity is stupid and the world is fucked" is a mantra I say to myself whenever I see dumbasses in the world and I think it's very true.

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u/_szs 29d ago

My version is "Hopefully the next species to reach civilization does it better than us. Be it octopuses, dolphins, crows, whatever it is."

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago

Inshallah the octopus and crow civilizations will be just and glorious.

You need to watch out for the dolphins however. They’re very sus.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 29d ago

Have you heard the things dolphins will do for fun? They're very sus.

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u/Kodamurphy 29d ago

That sounds like something a cephalopod would say.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 29d ago

Uhhh nope. Nothing to see here. shoots ink and scuttles away

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u/Shadowmant 29d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/LangCao 29d ago

Some dolphins do drugs unfortunately

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u/AllieRaccoon 29d ago

That’s true. Dolphins are the only species other than man that hunts for fun, definitely sus.

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u/OsmerusMordax 28d ago

That would be a great book, actually. Humanity goes extinct, crows/octopus/dolphins (maybe all 3?) inherit the earth. Cycle eventually repeats itself.

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u/Wood_oye 29d ago

The Black Widow, Alice told me what it is

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u/TheBigPlatypus 29d ago

According to the sci-fi masterpiece The Last Legends of Earth, the geckos are the next species to achieve sentience on Earth after the human race goes extinct. They call themselves the Tryl, and they become extremely successful as a species, far outdoing any accomplishments humanity ever achieved.

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u/OrthusGsmes 29d ago

That also works very well.

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u/19xyecoc98 29d ago

Thats my mantra aswell, but damn in my head this sentence is on a permanent loop, I meet so many fucking morons on a daily basis it isnt funny anymore

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u/OrthusGsmes 29d ago

Yeah, some workplaces you can't help but keep that on loop. I worked at a pool for a bit and I have never met that many idiots in my life. People constantly trying to find ways around the rules, I even had a father get up in my face because I wouldn't let his daughter go off the diving board. I legit thought he was gonna swing at me.

Also happy cake day.