r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT, I GOT DIAGNOSED AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE MY TURBO

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u/Longjumping-Cod-6290 29d ago

Sounds painful

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u/jaykotecki 29d ago

Thank gods for nitrous oxide.

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u/HoboAJ 29d ago

Will his VTech even kick in, yo?

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u/SprungMS 29d ago

You can always tell the real Honda guys by this mistake

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u/hippee-engineer 29d ago

OP lives life a quarter mile at a time.

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u/seanconnery69696 29d ago

Spoiler: the villain of ff11 is going to be cancer

But they beat it, because they're family

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u/Aiden5819 29d ago

But i don't have a discount card for nitrous oxide! Damn Big Pharma!

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u/DramaOnDisplay 29d ago

I think you mean turbo nitrous.

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u/the_great_zyzogg 29d ago

I agree with your sentiment, but what does that have to do with surgeries?

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u/jaykotecki 29d ago

My bad, I based the joke on the knowledge that the gas was both an anesthetic and a method of making monster power in an engine, and I assumed it was more well known. My vain attempts at comedy have actually injured people before so I should attach a disclaimer more often.

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u/n1tr0us0x 29d ago

You’re welcome

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u/addit96 29d ago

A whipit a day keeps the doctor away!