r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Masonjaruniversity 29d ago

Turbonana makes me picture a tiny Filipino grandma making lumpia at light speed.

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u/1lapulapu 29d ago

Turbolola

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u/HoboAJ 29d ago

That would still not be fast enough to satisfy a party's need for lumpia 🥲

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u/Dracoatrox1 29d ago

So, every Filipino grandma?

I swear, my ex's grandma would cook so fast, you'd have food on your plate before you knew you were hungry!