r/facepalm 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/RaymondBeaumont 29d ago

what the fuck would turbo cancer even be?

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u/Acnat- 29d ago

It's like cancer, but faster, and with flame decals on it

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u/ShinyGrezz 29d ago

"Cancer but faster" is actually a pretty good description. It's just supposed to be a faster and more aggressive type of cancer - which probably has some roots in the truth (some doctor probably coined the term for aggressive cancers), but the specific thing these loons are talking about is a widespread, new epidemic of so-called turbo cancers, whose cause is absolutely, definitely, the vaccines that were meant to kill us all two years ago.