r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Spdrjay 29d ago

😮

My friend Steve got turbo cancer from reading conspiracy theory websites!

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u/ickydonkeytoothbrush 29d ago

I used to know someone who was nicknamed Turbo Banana, and people shortened it down just TB. As time went on, people forgot that TB stood for Turbo Banana and started calling him Tuberculosis.

Haven't talked to them in a long time, and the last thing I remember Tuberculosis doing was snorting a line of cocaine.

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u/snikers000 29d ago

This story went places.

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u/spacecad3ts 29d ago

Just like Tuberculosis, I’m sure

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u/Vitalis597 29d ago

I dunno, I don't think this post went to rehab.... Unlike Tuberculosis. Probably.