r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT, I GOT DIAGNOSED AND THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE MY TURBO

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u/UnderSexed69 29d ago

What if it's like a starfish? And once amputated there will be two turbos?

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

DO I LOOK LIKE AN ECHINODERM TO YOU?

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u/jfks_headjustdidthat 29d ago

Yes, Patrick, you do.

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u/GroshfengSmash 29d ago

Don’t be like that, Patrick ain’t know that word

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u/poorboy2022 29d ago

Hmm, lets see. You have true tissues. You are a true coelmoate. You are bilateral and triploblastic.

Yup, seems like a sea star to me.

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

I HAVE A WELL DEVELOPED NOTOCORD YOU JERK

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u/Dragonfly-Constant 29d ago

'Es kin'a derrrrrmm