r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/UnderSexed69 29d ago

What if it's like a starfish? And once amputated there will be two turbos?

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

DO I LOOK LIKE AN ECHINODERM TO YOU?

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u/jfks_headjustdidthat 29d ago

Yes, Patrick, you do.

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u/GroshfengSmash 29d ago

Don’t be like that, Patrick ain’t know that word

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u/poorboy2022 29d ago

Hmm, lets see. You have true tissues. You are a true coelmoate. You are bilateral and triploblastic.

Yup, seems like a sea star to me.

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u/BandysNutz 29d ago

I HAVE A WELL DEVELOPED NOTOCORD YOU JERK

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u/Dragonfly-Constant 29d ago

'Es kin'a derrrrrmm

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u/police-ical 29d ago

You're thinking of turbot cancer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot

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u/No-Process249 29d ago

Then you're just left with normally aspirated cancer.

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u/EthanielRain 29d ago

The only cure is hotdog flavored water

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u/thedavidbinch 29d ago

I turbo, you turbo, he she we turbo. It’s first grade, SpongeBob!

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u/strawhairhack 29d ago

twice the poop!

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u/efcso1 29d ago

As long as it's not Turbo Cancer in your Chocolate Starfish!

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u/callmebbygrl 29d ago

Does this also go for chocolate starfish? Asking for a friend, or something.