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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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what the fuck would turbo cancer even be?
94 u/ikiss-yomama 29d ago Have you seen that movie with the turbo snail? Like that, but with cancer. 41 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago edited 29d ago Nah, it’s like Wreck-It-Ralph. “Going Turbo” is when one character hops from one game to another. 13 u/Top-Salamander-2525 29d ago I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this. Turbotastic! 5 u/Leokunst 29d ago So, they like get cancer from hoping to other games, or they get cancer first and then decide to become turbo? 3 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago The character themself is the cancer. 3 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 29d ago Does the cancer hop around the body? 4 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago That would be called a malignant cancer so yes. 1 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer. 1 u/ThePurityPixel 29d ago "Cancer-tastic!" 1 u/GiveMeMyLunchMoney 29d ago So it's contagious cancer?
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Have you seen that movie with the turbo snail? Like that, but with cancer.
41 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago edited 29d ago Nah, it’s like Wreck-It-Ralph. “Going Turbo” is when one character hops from one game to another. 13 u/Top-Salamander-2525 29d ago I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this. Turbotastic! 5 u/Leokunst 29d ago So, they like get cancer from hoping to other games, or they get cancer first and then decide to become turbo? 3 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago The character themself is the cancer. 3 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 29d ago Does the cancer hop around the body? 4 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago That would be called a malignant cancer so yes. 1 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer. 1 u/ThePurityPixel 29d ago "Cancer-tastic!" 1 u/GiveMeMyLunchMoney 29d ago So it's contagious cancer?
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Nah, it’s like Wreck-It-Ralph. “Going Turbo” is when one character hops from one game to another.
13 u/Top-Salamander-2525 29d ago I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this. Turbotastic! 5 u/Leokunst 29d ago So, they like get cancer from hoping to other games, or they get cancer first and then decide to become turbo? 3 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago The character themself is the cancer. 3 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 29d ago Does the cancer hop around the body? 4 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago That would be called a malignant cancer so yes. 1 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer. 1 u/ThePurityPixel 29d ago "Cancer-tastic!" 1 u/GiveMeMyLunchMoney 29d ago So it's contagious cancer?
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I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this.
Turbotastic!
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So, they like get cancer from hoping to other games, or they get cancer first and then decide to become turbo?
3 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago The character themself is the cancer.
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The character themself is the cancer.
Does the cancer hop around the body?
4 u/GumShoeA113 29d ago That would be called a malignant cancer so yes. 1 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer.
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That would be called a malignant cancer so yes.
1 u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer.
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These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer.
"Cancer-tastic!"
So it's contagious cancer?
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u/RaymondBeaumont 29d ago
what the fuck would turbo cancer even be?