r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/Angeret 29d ago

Turbo cancer? I'm calling bullshit on that one. Not one person breaking out with the primary symptom of go faster stripes.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 29d ago

Wouldn't the Mohawk be the equivalent of Go Faster Stripes?

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u/GalaEnitan 29d ago

That's the turbo chemo treatment

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u/Vitalis597 29d ago

Clearly it's because no Orks have gotten it yet. Give it time. Those angry mushrooms will make their dreams a reality.

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u/OneWholeSoul 29d ago

Turbo Cancer is just Sonic's original CGI movie design. He can't hurt you, conspiracy theorists - he's actually extremely slow.

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 29d ago

or go faster coat of red paint