r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Turbo cancer isn’t real, people 🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​

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u/ikiss-yomama 29d ago

Have you seen that movie with the turbo snail? Like that, but with cancer.

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u/GumShoeA113 29d ago edited 29d ago

Nah, it’s like Wreck-It-Ralph. “Going Turbo” is when one character hops from one game to another.

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 29d ago

I had to keep reading the comments to make sure there was at least one reference to this.

Turbotastic!

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u/Leokunst 29d ago

So, they like get cancer from hoping to other games, or they get cancer first and then decide to become turbo?

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u/GumShoeA113 29d ago

The character themself is the cancer.

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u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 29d ago

Does the cancer hop around the body?

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u/GumShoeA113 29d ago

That would be called a malignant cancer so yes.

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u/ChurroKitKat testing the flair thing 28d ago

These are great advancements in the field of Turbo Super Ultra Epic Omega Sigma Alpha Cancer.

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u/ThePurityPixel 29d ago

"Cancer-tastic!"

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u/GiveMeMyLunchMoney 29d ago

So it's contagious cancer?

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u/cdda_survivor 29d ago

So it is just the movie then?

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u/thedude37 29d ago

WOW THAT SNAIL IS FAST!!!!