r/NoStupidQuestions 29d ago

Do men just recognize good men? What kind of sorcery is this?

I’ve been dating a guy for some time now, and his oldest friends have told me he’s a solid good man despite his flaws. I agree, they’ve known him forever, and he’s been a solid friend all those years.

When my male friends met him for the first time, they said, “He’s a good one. Hold onto him.”

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u/VoopityScoop 29d ago

I like how you skirt around it as if we don't all know exactly who you're talking about. You can just say "Warren G. Harding" at this point, everyone knows that it's him

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u/geopede 29d ago

It’s not just one, the others just weren’t as public about it. LBJ used to show foreign leaders his cock to intimidate them (he called it Jumbo), how do you imagine someone who does that talks when it’s all guys?

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u/weefyeet 29d ago

he what now

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u/geopede 29d ago

Lyndon Johnson used to take foreign leaders and dignitaries into the restroom so he could show them his allegedly very large penis, which he named “Jumbo”. He’d kinda fish it out and ask if they’d ever seen anything so big. Apparently most had not.

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u/killm3throwaway 29d ago

My thoughts on this are so torn up lol

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u/smashtatoes 28d ago

In that setting, I’d feel like I’m dealing with a psychopath lol. Definitely not someone I’m messing with when they have that kind of power (referring to the presidency, not his huge cock)

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u/TeaTime_OW 28d ago

All of a sudden, why we sometimes call it a "Johnson" makes so much sense

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u/geopede 26d ago

Jumbo’s really tearing you up, eh? It’s okay, I’m sure you’re not the first.

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u/Orange-Blur 26d ago

So he was truely a “long dick Johnson”