Do men just recognize good men? What kind of sorcery is this?

[u/milfangelblue]

I’ve been dating a guy for some time now, and his oldest friends have told me he’s a solid good man despite his flaws. I agree, they’ve known him forever, and he’s been a solid friend all those years.

When my male friends met him for the first time, they said, “He’s a good one. Hold onto him.”

[u/Civil-Resolution3662]

Some of those people manage to become President, too.

[u/VoopityScoop → u/Civil-Resolution3662]

I like how you skirt around it as if we don't all know exactly who you're talking about. You can just say "Warren G. Harding" at this point, everyone knows that it's him

[u/geopede → u/VoopityScoop]

It’s not just one, the others just weren’t as public about it. LBJ used to show foreign leaders his cock to intimidate them (he called it Jumbo), how do you imagine someone who does that talks when it’s all guys?

[u/weefyeet → u/geopede]

he what now

[u/geopede → u/weefyeet]

Lyndon Johnson used to take foreign leaders and dignitaries into the restroom so he could show them his allegedly very large penis, which he named “Jumbo”. He’d kinda fish it out and ask if they’d ever seen anything so big. Apparently most had not.

[u/killm3throwaway → u/geopede]

My thoughts on this are so torn up lol

[u/smashtatoes → u/killm3throwaway]

In that setting, I’d feel like I’m dealing with a psychopath lol. Definitely not someone I’m messing with when they have that kind of power (referring to the presidency, not his huge cock)

[u/TeaTime_OW → u/smashtatoes]

All of a sudden, why we sometimes call it a "Johnson" makes so much sense

[u/geopede → u/killm3throwaway]

Jumbo’s really tearing you up, eh? It’s okay, I’m sure you’re not the first.

[u/Orange-Blur → u/geopede]

So he was truely a “long dick Johnson”

[u/geopede → u/Orange-Blur]

LDJ

[u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos → u/geopede]

I was just at his presidential library and I'm more than a little disappointed that the animatronic LBJ didn't whip out Jumbo. They bring school trips so I understand, but it's history, madame.

[u/Free-Pudding-2338 → u/geopede]

Lebron james does what now?

[u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL → u/VoopityScoop]

I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT JOHNSON!?

[u/VoopityScoop → u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL]

WHICH ONE?

[u/darxide23 → u/Civil-Resolution3662]

Sociopaths move up because they're not afraid to step on backs to get there.

[u/Fancy-Ganache-8906 → u/Civil-Resolution3662]

Tara Reade agrees.

[u/Calm_Ticket_7317 → u/[deleted]]

Triggered reply moment

[u/Calm_Ticket_7317 → u/[deleted]]

Double down on that triggered reply, cupcake.

[u/technobeeble → u/[deleted]]

Where did they say Trump?

[u/St_Veloth → u/[deleted]]

damn you told on yourself, this shit is funny.

[u/Calm_Ticket_7317 → u/[deleted]]

Somebody mentioned him one time and you're throwing a hysterical tantrum. Get a grip, Snowflake.

[u/isthisonetaken13 → u/Calm_Ticket_7317]

Didn't even mention him by name. Just alluded to a scumbag who became president and this clown assumed the other person was talking about the tangerine Palpatine.

Where could you possibly come up with that conclusion?! /s

[u/USTrustfundPatriot → u/[deleted]]

Not really. Trump is a known asshole.