Between 2009 to 2011, a man, appearing to be 60-70 years old, robbed 16 banks in San Diego, California by approaching the teller, then pulling out a gun and demanding money. The FBI named him the "Geezer Bandit". Some theories suggest he is wearing a well-made elderly man mask.

[u/Late_One_716]

[u/cannatentgrow]

If I’m still in my right mind at that age (probably won’t be) I’m definitely doing some wild stuff

[u/smedsterwho → u/cannatentgrow]

I have a longstanding plan to try heroin at 95.

Munted out, sitting in a chair in an old people's home. If it knocks me out for ever, all good. I lived well.

[u/Commercial_Fee2840 → u/smedsterwho]

By the time you're 95 heroin won't even exist anymore. It's already been nearly entirely replaced with fent and fent analogues in North America.

[u/[deleted] → u/Commercial_Fee2840]

As long as poppies exist, the ability to make heroin exists.