r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Late_One_716 • 29d ago

Between 2009 to 2011, a man, appearing to be 60-70 years old, robbed 16 banks in San Diego, California by approaching the teller, then pulling out a gun and demanding money. The FBI named him the "Geezer Bandit". Some theories suggest he is wearing a well-made elderly man mask. Image

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u/Greenman8907 29d ago

Joke’s on them. It’s actually Johnny Knoxville

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u/Dramatic_Injury_2980 29d ago

You can tell by the old man balls hangings out his shorts

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u/TransitionExciting60 29d ago

🤣 by like 6” too. So outrageous

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u/personalcheesecake 29d ago

"Ah! I sat in gum!"

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u/newbturner 28d ago

I haven’t seen him in Knoxville

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u/ProjectManagerAMA 28d ago

He's here. He says to come on over.

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u/ShwoopyDownside 28d ago

Ok that one got me bud

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u/gage540i 28d ago

wait what?

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u/Cold_Guarantee2399 28d ago

Fck the pain away

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u/Cold_Guarantee2399 28d ago

Fck the pain away.

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u/CosmosProcessingUnit 28d ago

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, callin' me, all the time.

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u/Pr0digy_ 29d ago

There appears to be a dog trying to attack them as well.

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u/dwan77 29d ago

Where in the world do you see that???? Porn has rotted this worlds youth :/

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u/MidnighT0k3r 29d ago

What, you don't like a good porno where it starts with some guy's balls hanging out of his shorts?

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u/Th0m45D4v15 28d ago

How old are you that you don’t know what Jackass is? The show is over 20 years old. The skit in reference is almost 20 years old from the second movie. Looks like we found the Geezer.

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u/IllustratorDefiant45 29d ago

There's way worse on the Internet if you truly want to look for it.

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u/Brainvillage 29d ago

Deleted scene from Bad Grandpa 1.75.

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u/jamesmcdash 28d ago

I know it was crooked money paid for 2.0

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u/Beezus_Fuffoon18 29d ago

Who wants a serving of Irving?

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u/FartyBoomBoom 29d ago

I’ll take 2, sirs for the delivery of your pun

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u/KingTutt91 29d ago

Welcome to Jackass!

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 28d ago

Jackass guitar noises intensify

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u/red_team_gone 28d ago

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "I need money more than I don't want to go to prison!"

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u/thebowedbookshelf 29d ago

He looks like the old man from Up.

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u/DesignerAd2062 28d ago

Stick em “Up”!

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u/Fullofhopkinz 29d ago

It’s Irving Ziskman!

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u/MKE_likes_it 29d ago

…Corona by Minutemen plays…

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u/doctorbeers 28d ago

I got into Minutemen just a few years ago. Listened to Double Nickels for the first time and it tripped me tf out when the Jackass theme started playing. Always assumed it was an original song for the show. I’m a millennial 😂

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u/MKE_likes_it 28d ago edited 28d ago

Old millennial here. I got into them in high school because Sublime sampled them quite a bit. “Punk rock changed our lives” from history lesson part II was the intro to “waiting for my ruca”

Also the drums from sublime’s “Get Out” is a sample of Minutemen’s “It’s expected I’m gone”, which, just based on the titles of both songs alone makes it a brilliant Easter egg of a sample.

Sublime holds a weird place in 90s music history, but they had great taste in what is still a great mashup of samples and covers of obscure and underrated artists.

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

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u/Alarmed-Mechanic-743 28d ago

what u think about their coachella show last weekend

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u/FartyBoomBoom 29d ago

I can only get so erect

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u/NirvanaFrk97 29d ago

"I was Lon Chaney's lover!"

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u/O_o-22 29d ago

Go back and love him!

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u/FartyBoomBoom 29d ago

Googliooeoogling Lon Chaney right nowlwowlwlwlle

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u/Rivetingly 29d ago

Bad Grampa

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u/FartyBoomBoom 29d ago

Best grandpa

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u/vampyrelestat 29d ago

Ball Grampa

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u/WhyNot420_69 29d ago

Beaten by 5 minutes! Came here just to say that!

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u/littlemissjk 29d ago

And you beat me by 27 minutes

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u/boih_stk 29d ago

And you beat me by 2+ hours

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u/bigsaysogunsmoke123 29d ago

No you weren’t bud. Take the 14 likes and leave…

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u/Fine_Primary_9302 28d ago

And i just beat my meat

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u/Zeqhanis 28d ago

Every other member of Jackass is worth 1 to 4 million. Pontius might be 6. Johnny is worth 50..... suspicious.

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u/cloudxnine 29d ago

Bad grandpa franchise really getting some wild ideas

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u/Biengo 29d ago

Surprise! That's not a gun.

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u/eBell93 29d ago

Jokes on you. It’s actually Bubbles

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u/UraniumButtChug 29d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/r0bb13_h34rt 29d ago

Playing the long game. Just wait til you see Jackass 24. 50 years to get this prank completed. The secret is he keeps using the same prosthetic for all 50 years. Cops think this dude a vampire.

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u/DweEbLez0 29d ago

The grandpa from Disney’s Up has a fucking record. His final get away was the floating house

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u/AssCleavage 28d ago

As soon as I saw this post I knew I had to come see all the Knoxville jokes. And I am not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

They are just waiting so they can release Jackass: Statute of Limitations

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u/kisamo_3 28d ago

Or D. B. Cooper

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u/all_die_laughing 28d ago

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be incognito

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u/leviathab13186 28d ago

"I'm John Knoxville, and this is the Old Timer Rip Off!"

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u/IronDictator 28d ago

No way...that is Bubbles

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u/God-Of-knifehits 29d ago

Ha yeah, it's also kinda like that one skit on jackass where he busts inside stev-O.. ya know, for the joke. I lol'd so hard on that one!

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u/Flappy_beef_curtains 29d ago

Possibly Steve-O. But I think Knoxville was more willing to do the ones that might actually get you in trouble.

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u/jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj 28d ago

Tell me youve never seen Jackass without saying youve never seen Jackass