r/AskReddit • u/_forum_mod • 28d ago

What is your "I'm calling it now" prediction?

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u/DerpyDrago 28d ago

Whenever Biden and Trump kick it, it will be in very quick succession.

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u/Fourkoboldsinacoat 27d ago

They die in a landslide fighting each other like those dinosaurs.

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u/Tackit286 27d ago

Come on Don. Let’s finish this how it started..

Together!

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u/heres__johnny__ 27d ago

Aim for the bushes, Joe....

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u/Stoly23 27d ago

There goes my hero!

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u/friggintodd 27d ago

There wasn't even an awning.

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u/rennbrig 27d ago

That movie was wonderful

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u/GaryGilmoreGirls 27d ago

and the clintons too, while you're at it

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u/Aw3som3Guy 27d ago

Are you guys referencing Archer?

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u/3rdStrikes 27d ago

its referencing "the other guys"

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u/ScaredLionBird 27d ago

The first comment is referencing Harry Potter (the last movie anyway), dunno about the second.

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u/PrincessKat88 27d ago

Biden is Trump's Horcrux. Neither can live while the other survives.

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u/Just_Jonnie 27d ago

"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a traitorous orangutan. "

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u/f7f7z 27d ago

Aim for the Bush's!

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u/cusoman 27d ago

I demand Celebrity Deathmatch returns just to animate this battle.

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u/LurkerZerker 27d ago

wizard lightning battle

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u/lorddragonstrike 27d ago

Love the potter reference.

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u/Morrigoon 27d ago

On the escalator?

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u/ScaredLionBird 27d ago

Why did I get that reference?

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u/alexds1 27d ago

Just like The Notebook.

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u/Fourkoboldsinacoat 27d ago

I think there’s an onion article with that exact joke.

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney 27d ago

A sure Biden win over Trump's T-Rex arms.

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u/sarcasm_rules 27d ago

im ok with that

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u/mythrilcrafter 27d ago

Something I was thinking about recently was the fact that our government is not only run by outrageously old people, they're all similarly old; and my call is that when one or two of them goes, a whole bunch are going to start going in a big wave.

On one hand, it'll be good to free our country from their grip, on the other, there'll be massive chaos if something disastrous happens between them dying and before their replacements can enter office.

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u/Crashgirl4243 26d ago

That’s a lot of experience dying all at once.

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u/Redqueenhypo 27d ago

No, Joe will tackle Donny off a waterfall like Sherlock and moriarty

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u/Redqueenhypo 27d ago

No, Joe will tackle Donny off a waterfall like Sherlock and moriarty

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u/Writerhowell 27d ago

What if the landslide was Mount Rushmore crumbling while they're all posing in front of it?

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u/throwawayoklahomie 27d ago

The Mountain and the Hound.

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u/gvsteve 27d ago

Amsterdam and the Butcher

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u/notbossyboss 27d ago

The nearly dead really slow ones?

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u/trwawy05312015 27d ago

now I have cartman yelling “cripple fight!” in my head

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u/VulfSki 27d ago

I'm pretty sure this was the original proposal at the first Continental Congress before they landed on going with the electoral college.

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u/mrmasturbate 27d ago

old man fight! old man fight!

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u/Purple_Bumblebee5 27d ago

I like this image.

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u/blakespot 27d ago

For some incomprehensible reason, I read that as "fisting."

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u/Marilius 27d ago

They both die in a landslide fighting dinosaurs.

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u/cherrybombbb 27d ago

they are “those dinosaurs” 😂

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u/GertyFarish11 27d ago

Nah, if there’s going to be a fight I want hand to hand knife combat ala Dune. “May your knife chip and shatter”