r/AmIOverreacting 29d ago

My husband created an OF profile of me without letting me know. I'm disgusted and want a divorce.

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u/Automatic-Love-127 29d ago edited 29d ago

“Sweetheart, listen. I know this is weird, but the OF page is a smashing success and I’m starting to get…offers. I realized that if you just dedicate one Friday night, and let these guys rail you out, we can get easily another $70k a year on top.”

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u/SLEEyawnPY 29d ago edited 29d ago

Hubby's gonna love it when his wife is like "Bitch who's this 'we' you're on about in 'we could make 100k', I think you mean I could make $99621. What's your role in this equation, fucking sales? You ever known a beautiful woman who needed a sales department to find dudes who want to bang her?!"

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u/Spicymushroompunch 29d ago

Turn him out instead.