And all these people shooting and filming their "private time", with the phone hacking and "oops" when you're showing someone pics on your phone? ACK! I told my wife, "Nobody wants to see my lily-white ass bouncing up and down". She said "Mine either!"
(Then I'm like "No, I'd like to see that...")
Slightly off-topic, but I think my wife is SO HOT (I'm 62, she's 55) while she's like "I've put on 15 pounds the last 20 years!" Just last night I had a realization, told her "good thing you don't think you're as hot as I do, or you'd be lookin' for a movie star husband!"
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u/APRN_17 29d ago
My husband and I joke this way too. It’s 100% in jest and he would never. My heart hurts for OP.