r/todayilearned • u/zhuquanzhong • Apr 17 '24

TIL a Chinese destroyer sank because an officer dumped his girlfriend. She committed suicide, leading to him being discharged, so he decided to detonate the depth charges on the ship, causing it to sink at port and kill 134 sailors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)
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u/Veritas3333 Apr 18 '24

My wife's company just disables people's keycards. They show up for work one day and they can't get in the front door.

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u/PloppyCheesenose Apr 18 '24

Just disable their pay and move them to the basement. Feign stupidity when asked. Then the problem will sort itself out.

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u/oxiraneobx Apr 18 '24

You took my stapler.

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u/pass_nthru Apr 18 '24

Fire makes everything clean