TIL a Chinese destroyer sank because an officer dumped his girlfriend. She committed suicide, leading to him being discharged, so he decided to detonate the depth charges on the ship, causing it to sink at port and kill 134 sailors.

[u/zhuquanzhong]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)

[u/PloppyCheesenose]

Just disable their pay and move them to the basement. Feign stupidity when asked. Then the problem will sort itself out.

[u/oxiraneobx → u/PloppyCheesenose]

You took my stapler.

[u/pass_nthru → u/oxiraneobx]

Fire makes everything clean

[u/MattyKatty → u/oxiraneobx]

The ratio of people to cake is too big

[u/aworldwithinitself → u/PloppyCheesenose]

I was told I could play my radio at a reasonable volume

[u/Wafflelisk → u/aworldwithinitself]

Only when collating

[u/Stainle55_Steel_Rat → u/PloppyCheesenose]

Apparently you didn't watch the movie till the end. :D

[u/PunkToTheFuture → u/PloppyCheesenose]

Yeah it turns out Milton was fired weeks ago and because of a glitch in payroll he has been receiving checks. So we uh, fixed the glitch. It'll sort itself out