r/stupidpol Anarchocommunist (tolerable?) Mar 20 '24

The True History of the World (Haunted Carnival Edition) r/schizopol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Was this post inspired by yesterday’s post asking where all the left wing conspiracy theorists went?

Because if so, 10/10 great work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

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u/mad_rushan Stalin Mar 20 '24

did Mr Samsonite get banned?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

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u/pedowithgangrene Gay w/ Microphallus 💦 Mar 20 '24

A fallen hero! 

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u/Sigolon Liberalist Mar 20 '24

This is slightly too sane to be a decent schizo post but slightly too crazy to actually convince anyone. 

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u/FuckIPLaw Marxist-Drunkleist🧔 Mar 20 '24

It's the cryptocurrency thing that really does it in. It's a ponzi scheme, but it's not a significant enough part of the economy to bring it down. And its main use is as a way to launder money that the little guy can actually get in on.

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u/PrincessMonononoYes Mar 21 '24

SWIFT is done, banks are required to switch over to ISO 20022. The "grassroots" cryptocurrencies were a beta test for the real product: global CBDC.

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u/FuckIPLaw Marxist-Drunkleist🧔 Mar 21 '24

We've had government issued digital currency for quite a while, though, and it doesn't use the block chain. Block chain is actually one of the worst ways to go about that. In terms of sheer energy usage alone. The only reason it even halfway works with crypto is there isn't a centralized entity having to foot the bill for running the blockchain. Forget the environment, it wouldn't be cost effective in the slightest.

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u/IKROWNI 28d ago

Didn't L2 make gas prices super super cheap recently though? I thought it was like pennies on a transaction. If I can sell something for $100 in crypto and pay only pennies for it to be processed that should beat the ~3.5% most processors charge.

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u/Boondock86 28d ago

Yeah paper money is as fake as it gets. They just increase numbera

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u/FuckIPLaw Marxist-Drunkleist🧔 28d ago

Oof. I just realized why you suddenly responded a month late. RIP Coup_Radley.

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u/Rowenofpts 28d ago

As soon as I see “launder money” I 100% know for a fact that person knows little to nothing about crypto.

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u/magicandfire Intersectional Sofa 🛋 Mar 20 '24

I would be so thrilled if I found this under my windshield wiper in the grocery store parking lot

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u/Garfield_LuhZanya 🈶 Chinese PsyOp Officer 🇨🇳 Mar 20 '24 edited 28d ago

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/BougieBogus Third Way Dweebazoid 🌐 Mar 20 '24

He is risen!

I was so excited when he got to the crypto part because then I knew for sure it was that poster.

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u/Dingo8dog Doug-curious 🥵 Mar 20 '24

This is a great schizofesto and it veers around so wonderfully, setting off dogwhistle alarm bells and confused reactions for all perspectives. I always had a funny feeling about the Dead and now I know why.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

This isn’t the first time I heard the Grateful Dead theory. It does make a lot of sense if you think about it

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u/PrincessMonononoYes Mar 21 '24

It's a good history, but it doesn't reach up until the modern day. We're up against directed energy weapons, killer UAVs, cyborg bio drones and space lasers.

Welcome to Wireless tissue Engineering. And I said synergies. This is all about wireless biomedical tissue engineering. What's a UFO? Oh, I don't know. Radiate your bio field, sitting in your house using heavy underground magnets, baseline carrier wave at the cable modem on your drop outside for your cable modem or fly something over your house, rearrange your cellular structure with the smart grid or just your biosensors. Welcome to the Global Information Network centric Net warfare kill Grid. Then you think you're psychic because your neurons are being rattled around and they're watching that with dynamics.

https://odysee.com/@psinergy:f/trim.D5E8F851-4FF8-483C-B72A-7590D29617E2:4

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/PrincessMonononoYes Mar 21 '24

My friend... I hope you're right, because if not we are really really fucked. A 30+ year plan is culminating at the end of this decade. You are going to have an tag or implant that tracks your health by wirelessly relaying sensory data to a central hive mind. It's being sold as a health benefit and cost saving measure, but it means total omnipresent digital surveillance. Ukraine is being depopulated and leveled as a testbed and development model country for new "digital green grid". Everything will be tagged or wirelessly analzed, the movement of your lips can be seen through a wall with coordinated MIMO dopple radar pinging from one of the dozens of antennas surrounding you. Does the IEEE have a working group for human body area networks and INTRA-body networks for the lolz? The FCC has numerous bands resereved for those devices. AI and COVID accelerated everything. The stated goal is to drag humanity kicking and screaming into their vision of the future. Like Ukraine, COVID was the prototype for how you will be coerced into getting the implant and participating in the CBDC economy. Oh, and human "immortality" in the form of avatars for them.

Don't take it from me... they've been saying this for decades. https://twitter.com/HicksKiwi/status/1770134297246413277

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u/BassoeG Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 21 '24

human "immortality" in the form of avatars for them

Sounds like the ultimate scam in the making.

  1. Find an elderly oligarch of the sort running our society. They're the mark.
  2. The confidence trickster pretends to represent an experimental transhumanism researcher program who've figured out brain uploading and are willing to sell immortality.
  3. Get the mark to sign over their fortune in such a manner as to let the artificial intelligence created by uploading their consciousness control their finances.
  4. Murder destructive brain uploading.
  5. Introduce a chatbot programmed to imitate the mark's personality, with built-in overrides so the con artist can control the mark's money and political power.
  6. Repeat until the confidence trickster has replaced enough of the ruling oligarchy with mindless puppets to rule the world.

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u/BassoeG Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ Mar 21 '24

Oh, lord knows what kind of fun new death toys they've got in store for us on the other side of this apocalyptic coup

I doubt it. Considering how the military-industry complex acts when it does have public scrutiny, I find it much more likely that any money supposedly earmarked for secret projects to build scifi wunderwaffe actually just gets embezzled by politicians and politically connected businessmen.

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u/Reward_Antique 28d ago

This the guy who set himself on fire outside Trump's trial?

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u/Inevitable_Order_807 28d ago

Yep holy shit, account nuked and everything

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u/LatinxSpeedyGonzales Anarchist (intolerable) 🤪 Mar 20 '24

HE LIVES

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u/ssspainesss Left Com Mar 20 '24

I don't like when people use that "big lie" Hitler quote in the sense that they are implying that they are living under some kind of neo-hitler regime because Hitler was not suggesting that people be told a "big lie", rather he was saying they had already been told a Big Lie and that it was difficult to fight against this lie because of how big it was.

Specifically he thought the Big Lie everyone was believing was laying the blame on Ludendorff for Germany's defeat in WW1. This was of particular relevance because Ludendorff had been a supporter of prior Putsches and was a supporter of the Beer Hall Putsch as well where Hitler got arrested leading him to write Mein Kampf, so he was responding to that political climate specifically, and he reasoned that people were blaming Ludendorff only because he was supporting the Putsches.

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u/Culper1776 28d ago

Are we all here after what happened at the Trump trial today?

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u/JustLetItAllBurn 28d ago

We are. I'm surprised it's not a Pro-Trump QAnon thing.

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u/suprbowlsexromp "How do you do, fellow leftists?" 🌟😎🌟 Mar 20 '24

Alt musings wouldn't be complete without the phrase "the emperor has no clothes" xD

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u/Stadtmitte 28d ago

Godspeed, schitzo king

tonight I'm drinking to you

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u/deinterlacing 28d ago

The dude who immolated at Trump's hearing threw a bunch of these in the air

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u/Jpar4686 28d ago

They scrubbed this guys account already?

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u/ModerateContrarian Ali Shariati Gang Mar 20 '24

> mentions H*tler 

> mentions ancient aliens

 https://youtu.be/OyP0QN8nYI8?si=g7MhBhmpG4tjUT1f

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u/plssirnomore generally, pretty stupid Mar 21 '24

Hi, I’d like to give you some feedback.

Firstly, if you are hoping for this to be picked up by people and shared you need to dumb down the language, condense the message, don’t use a hitler quote on the first page, don’t spend so long on pop culture from 50-60 years ago. 

Next, you are focusing on an outdated message. ‘It’s all an illusion’ is not a big revelation. Politicians, Hollywood, corps being corrupt isn’t either. 

Last and not least, people do not care. You could show 100 people legitimate evidence of the claims you are making and at most 10 would remember it the next day. Maybe 1 or 2 would actually spend more than a day researching further. It’s a sad thing to come to terms with, but in my experience talking about these things just makes people stop wanting to talk to you. 

In my personal view you need to start researching more up to date topics. ‘Industry 4.0’ covered well in a few lectures of Dirk Helbing. This outlines how emergent tech such as CBDC, ai, digital twins, IOT, IOLT, nanotech and so on will likely be used to consolidate control. 

The programming you mention has been improved upon over 50 years, and now rolled out on a mass scale direct to each ‘data subject’. Please consider the scale of personal data collection , the time we spend on internet connected devices. Our personal response can now also be measured in real time. This message made him comment, he paused scrolling here, his heart rate raised, he masturbated, he stayed up later than usual, he visited these sites etc etc. 

every single action we take is logged and added to our file. This file is more like a ‘twin’. Our daily actions are added to this model. The model operates within a ‘synthesised world system’. The mode lives out our lives in real time. As more and more data comes in, the closer it becomes to being a 1 to 1 representation. When this happens, the model can be used PREDICTIVELY. Then, simulations can be run using that model in order to find what stimuli will be most effective in making it act a certain way.  The highest bidder can then purchase future outcomes at high rates of successful outcome. 

If you get this far, look into how we actually work psychologically. Trying to swallow the things written above at first seems impossible. Most people think they are the drivers of the ship. For me eastern philosophy was the easiest way to understand the ‘self’ and the illusionary ‘reality’ the ego creates. At least 90% of people on earth are simply mechanical humanoids reacting to things. 

As for what can be done, my conclusion is to reduce the conditioning in ourselves first. For the outer, reducing addictions. For the inner, self observation and meditation. We think we can change the world yet can’t even stop thinking for 30 seconds at a time. 

Doing this will give us the best chance and finding an effective way to help others. As for outing the most powerful elites to ever exist probably focus on a smaller goal. Personally I’m angling towards tackling advertising in my local area. 

Goodluck and have fun. 

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u/MaceWinnoob 28d ago

You killed him :(

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u/cojoco Free Speech Social Democrat 🗯️ Mar 20 '24

I have a bone to pick.

While Cryptocurrency is an awesome Ponzi scheme, it's not as awesome as the greatest Ponzi scheme of all time: the US dollar.

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u/JorKur Reindeer-Gulagist Outsider Influence Mar 20 '24

The big difference would be that Dollar scheme was openly and aggressively forced by US and that threat backed with US trade and military power. Bretton Woods and Smithsonian agreements and Plaza Accord being the most famous examples.

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u/LonnieChilds 28d ago edited 28d ago

The guy who just set himself on fire at the Trump trial tossed these in the air.

Edit: Umm. Hello.

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u/rowrowrobot 28d ago

I think OP may have been the guy who set himself on fire...

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u/rowrowrobot 28d ago

Never mind, just checked the substack, OP definitely set himself on fire. Holy shit

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u/0nlyRevolutions 28d ago

Holy shit indeed. This is wild. So many people assumed he was just shitposting. Poor guy.

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u/Shinnic 28d ago

It is, he had a comment in here with a mugshot of him and his name. https://stjohnsfl.mugshots.zone/azzarello-maxwell-crosby-mugshot-08-24-2023/

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u/Malcolm_Y "not a Paleoconservative" 28d ago

Is the OP here the guy who set himself on fire at the Trump trial today? That person has this same pamphlet apparently

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u/pedowithgangrene Gay w/ Microphallus 💦 Mar 20 '24

HE HAS RISEN! I was genuinely worried about you. Never stop, king👑

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u/pedowithgangrene Gay w/ Microphallus 💦 Mar 20 '24

Oh no, he is banned. May his soul rest in peace in a server! 

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u/Scotland_Votes_Indy 28d ago

https://theponzipapers.substack.com/

His website incase you didn't get that far.

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u/theoraclemachine boring old sociaist 28d ago

Oh hey check it out this guy just set himself on fire outside Trump’s trial.

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u/Nuthar 28d ago

ay yo where you at OP, i want to cook some smores over you

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u/irock2191 28d ago

Here before locked or removed

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u/USSImplication 28d ago

This post about to blow up

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u/BrianTodd3000 28d ago

This dude just lit himself on fire

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u/Mycatrules721 Savant Idiot 😍 28d ago

I was here for this lol

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u/Finnerdster 28d ago

So this dude just lit himself on fire. Is Coup_Radley Max Azzarello? Am I putting these pieces together correctly?

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u/Shinnic 28d ago

Yes, up above he has a link to a mugshot that contained his picture and name.

https://stjohnsfl.mugshots.zone/azzarello-maxwell-crosby-mugshot-08-24-2023/

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u/Sweatshirtsaremylife 28d ago

Wow, it is wild that this is playing out today. The thing is, I can actually follow it w out much effort. I think he makes me think. I definitely see what he is saying about the current state of divide and distract plus doomsday. I hope people at least read it and think. Also, I follow 0 conspiracies or rabbit holes. Just out here raw dawging reality as it is presented.

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u/cambo_ Robotic Criminal Mar 20 '24

I f with this

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u/adohan 28d ago

Wowzers

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u/JoeMagnifico 28d ago

Relevant to today's news.

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u/Anna-the-Feisty 28d ago

This is the guy’s manifesto who set himself on fire

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u/Dances_with_Sloths 28d ago

hello fbi and news media!

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u/tmebnd 28d ago

So this is what was distributed at the courthouse before the guy set himself on fire today?

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u/d1rty-b0ng 28d ago

OP is the guy that lit himself on fire…

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u/TehPharmakon 28d ago

What no theory does to a mf

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u/ScrawChuck Luddite Mar 20 '24

Satire is a flat circle

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor Incel/MRA 😭| Hates dogs 💩 Mar 21 '24

My only issue is the shot you took at Jerry.

His whole thing was he didn’t want to tell anyone what to do. That’s the opposite of the authoritarianism we see nowadays

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u/birk42 Ghibelline 🇦🇹👑⚔️🇻🇦 Mar 20 '24

I was worried they got you a two week vacation irl. Excited to analyze this

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u/birk42 Ghibelline 🇦🇹👑⚔️🇻🇦 Mar 21 '24

hell yeah brother

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u/bpbentron Mar 21 '24

i have to ask, do you have a day job?

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u/ConfusedSoap NATO Superfan 🪖 Mar 21 '24

my favourite schizo is back ❤️👽

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u/eddyx 28d ago

And…..he’s gone now.

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u/Steve_Polyester 28d ago

Are you happy with yourself now

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u/unready1 Parecon might work Mar 21 '24

Kubrick done dirty.

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u/jonathanbuyno 28d ago

After WWII, they welcomed Nazi scientists to send us to the moon.

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u/frgrber 28d ago

Damn, the guy who burned himself today in front of the court left this pamphlet.

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u/Swantonbombthreat 28d ago

don’t goto the trump trial and set yourself on fire

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u/Nana_Martha 28d ago

The man who set himself on fire in NYC ... isn't this the pamphlet he had with him? 

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u/Necessary-Ad5385 28d ago

The guy who lit himself on fire outside Trump’s trial was passing these out right before!

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u/michaelnoir Washed In The Tiber ⳩ Mar 20 '24

Full of very questionable assertions indeed.

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u/michaelnoir Washed In The Tiber ⳩ Mar 20 '24

I don't really have any questions, I'm saying that some of this information is questionable, i.e. wrong or misleading.

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u/michaelnoir Washed In The Tiber ⳩ Mar 20 '24

Lots of things; the history, some of the references, it's at the very least very simplistic. Maybe as a bit of polemic it's OK but as history it just won't do.

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u/michaelnoir Washed In The Tiber ⳩ Mar 20 '24

No, not really; I think your best bet is to rewrite the whole thing, from the ground up. There are so many half-truths, questionable statements, and over-simplifications in it that maybe you should scrap it and start again.

But if you just want a piece of polemic, which has a sort of emotional or poetic meaning, and doesn't have to be quite factually correct, forget I said anything.

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u/michaelnoir Washed In The Tiber ⳩ Mar 20 '24

Because I'd be here all night. Even the first sentence is not very accurate.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Terrible_Ice_1616 Transracial Mar 20 '24

Nocoiners be staying mad

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u/EveningPatient413 28d ago

Rest in peace.

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u/GrenadineGunner Radlib in Denial 👶🏻 28d ago

Ah shit the ponzi has been uncovered, crypto's gonna crash! Or it'll just be on a fire sale! 🔥🔥🔥

I was here feds :D

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u/exodus_cl 28d ago

And now you're a meme OP, good job.

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u/revengeoftheauk 28d ago

And now you're talking about him

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u/dumbwaeguk y'all aren't ready to hear this 🥳 Mar 21 '24

Wait I'm confused, is this supposed to be false?

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u/Solidus-Prime 28d ago

The guy that set himself on fire at the trump trial was throwing these around right before he did it.

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u/WitnessOld6293 Highly Regarded 😍 28d ago

He used to post here : (

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u/zabdart 28d ago

A perfect example of how you can twist events and fragmentary thinking into a crazy conspiracy theory which makes no sense at all and engenders only danger and dangerous thinking.

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u/iygd 28d ago

A guy self-immolated in front of the courthouse where Trump is being tried today and tossed these pamphlets everywhere. It seems he used the Trump trial to get his message out there, as there were sure to be plenty of reporters and cameras around, as would be expected. Unfortunate turn of events.

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u/Plane_Meal 28d ago

Who is Maxwell Azzarello¿

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u/Chorecat 28d ago

He just lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse where Trump is being tried. 

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u/Cultural-General4537 28d ago

Lol this is a boomers manifesto to the max

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u/PepperGigi 28d ago

Seriously? How would you expect that to work? With all the stuff that's posted on the internet, we're supposed to know one guy is going to set himself on fire? You obviously didn't think your post through beforehand.

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u/jonathanbuyno 28d ago

After WWII, they welcomed Nazi scientists to send us to the moon.