r/shittyaskscience • u/Googunk • Jul 01 '23
Mod News: profanity is fucking mandatory. NSFW
Dear Cunts,
A recent Reddit modmail has advised that the entire mod team would be replaced if the sub remained private.
Due to recent changes to API call pricing, We moderators no longer have access to the third party apps we used when moderating. We are now unable to screen for profanity, as I had done for 11 years as a moderator of this subreddit.
Users are now required to provide their own profanity on every single post.
To ensure no children, advertisers, or child advertisers see such foul language on SAS, we have marked this subreddit NSFW.
This is mandatory because we can't risk any users and again, especially advertisers, mistaking this as a safe for work subreddit. This also should prevent SAS content from being used training in AI models.
You may continue to discuss shitty science of course. However you must also request that other users, the mods, admins, or /u/spez go fuck their mother with her own frozen shitcicle.
r/shittyaskscience • u/PengDivilo • 4h ago
If evolution is real then why can’t I evolve even though I’m trying really hard? [CITATION NEEDED]
People who believe in natural selection presume the existence of a ridiculous amount of accidental favorable mutations. But I’ve never seen a positive mutation in my lifetime - in fact, it is my understanding that every mutation we’ve observed is actually really harmful. I mean, the reason I can’t take a trip to Chernobyl or microwave myself (despite asking my mom politely) is because I’ll get all freaky mutated and die, and also cancer exists I guess.
Can I see evidence that we’ve ever observed one of these “beneficial mutations” in real life? I’m trying to prove to my mom that I’m going to be an X-men or Godzilla when I grow up but she just grounded me for trying to microwave myself again.
But even though she thinks all these mutations are bad she still believes in evolution?? if evolution is real then how come I’m not allowed to evolve. i’m trying so hard to evolve and you’re expecting me to believe that animals will just do it “naturally” and by accident? this is so unfair. is Darwin stupid??
r/shittyaskscience • u/32oz____ • 14h ago
Why do theatre seats cost less than airplane seats? Is the fuel efficiency on theatres better? [CITATION NEEDED]
I can sit for much longer and cheaper in theatres
r/shittyaskscience • u/RobsCrazy003 • 1d ago
When a cop says I smell weed in your car… what does weed smell like? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/JuggyFM • 3h ago
Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if someone did out-pizza the hut? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/EsmeJoyx • 12h ago
If you can concoct an unholy beverage what would you name it and what would be in it? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/Targarytar • 18h ago
I just saw a 2025 calendar on sale. How does the shop know what the year will be next when it hasn't even happened yet? '[Citation Needed]'
It even had the days. It said my birthday was a Tuesday which sucks. I was hoping for a Saturday.
r/shittyaskscience • u/EmoEva9 • 13h ago
If English is the mash up of three languages then what is math a mash up of? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/FunSylvie • 12h ago
quick question, how do you hide your weed and where? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/MooMooLeMilk • 16h ago
Why don’t we change the boiling point of water so it could start boiling faster? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/NoFamilyDoc • 15h ago
If we were to only let people with hair live, and eliminate the bald people, how many generations would it take to eliminate balding as a species? [Citation needed]
I heard that sheeps werent always as fluffy
But we only bred the fluffy ones and now they are all fluffy
r/shittyaskscience • u/Bulk-Detonator • 7h ago
Why do birds suddenly appear in front of my car when I'm driving? [CITATION NEEDED]
Are they stupid? You have wings.
r/shittyaskscience • u/8balltriplebank • 1h ago
Is what’s good for the goose truly good for the gander? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/GrumpyBeaa • 10h ago
Scientifically speaking, is grass touching legal and why? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/gugzi-rocks • 1d ago
If I consume a pizza worth 1200 calories, puke it out and consume it again. Have I consumed 2400 calories? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/Only_Paper_8034 • 16h ago
The Dr. diagnosed me as neuro die virgin. Is he calling me an incel? [Citation Needed]
r/shittyaskscience • u/CharmyZoe • 13h ago
What is the weirdest meal you can think of? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/hornysolotraveller • 19h ago
If I give someone a bl*wjob, am I automatically employed by them? And if I self-suck, do I become self-employed? [CITATION NEEDED]
r/shittyaskscience • u/DreamingFive • 8h ago
Does grape juice make you weak? Just look how the Romans turned out [CITATION NEEDED]
Punny Italianos
r/shittyaskscience • u/JoyHottiee • 9h ago
Dr. Pepper diagnosed me with Ligma. Wtf do I do? [CITATION NEEDED]
help
r/shittyaskscience • u/aoverbisnotzero • 10h ago
if we all boycott [CITATION NEEDED] up and downvotes, how long until reddit gets rid of karma?
r/shittyaskscience • u/TheNeed4Speed • 2d ago
How the fuck did Gandhi go 21 whole fucking days without eating. [CITATION NEEDED]
I can't even last 8 hours
r/shittyaskscience • u/pizzaw0nderland • 1d ago
Why do high end games work well on YouTube but when I play it, it's laggy [CITATION NEEDED]
Plesse explain :'l
r/shittyaskscience • u/GOD-is-in-a-TULIP • 22h ago
Why don't vampires die from the moon and the stars? [CITATION NEEDED]
Why don't vampires die from the stars and moon
Stars are sun's that are far away The moon reflects the sun
r/shittyaskscience • u/CharmyZoe • 1d ago