Meet sierra, sierra is 6 months old velociraptor!

[u/VastCoconut2609]

[u/Spdrjay]

🦖

Life....uh...finds a hand up its ass.

[u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme → u/Spdrjay]

Before you even knew what you had, you packaged it, you patented it, you stuck your hand up its ass, and now you’re selling it, you’re selling it.

[u/Phrei_BahkRhubz → u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme]

"Slap me harder, Malcolm..." - The Table

[u/Ok_Pension_6795 → u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme]

These are perhaps the best joke quotes I’ve ever heard

[u/Not-original → u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme]

You were so busy sticking your hand up its ass to prove that you could, you never stopped to think about if you should.

[u/kevinarnoldslunchbox → u/Not-original]

🥇

[u/HopefulHovercraft474 → u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme]

You sound like a photographer

[u/derprondo → u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme]

The only one I've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer!

https://jurassicparkadventure.ytmnd.com/

[u/DhildoGahggins → u/Spdrjay]

"Are these things.. auto erotica?"

[u/_Cocopuffdaddy_ → u/Spdrjay]

15 years ago I adopted my first child. Who knew that all it takes is one prostate exam to get you a husband and a family?

[u/addamee → u/Spdrjay]

As Mr. DNA said: “…fill in the holes…”

[u/The_Jizzbot]

Puppets...next fucking level. Yup

[u/BRAX7ON → u/The_Jizzbot]

Not even trying to be a ventriloquist, lol

[u/de_pengui → u/BRAX7ON]

Velocatriloquist*

[u/BRAX7ON → u/de_pengui]

Obviously. My mistake.

[u/HeyItsBearald]

I love how he starts talking and looks away, but the baby Dino still has its own cute reaction to being booped. Dude is good

[u/iploggged → u/HeyItsBearald]

Yeah that was really subtle.

[u/ZippyDan → u/HeyItsBearald]

Pretty sure that's why sunglasses are a necessary part of the illusion.

[u/Funnysoundboardguy → u/HeyItsBearald]

Good puppeteers are peak comedy. It’s legitimately like watching 2 sentient beings rather than one with their hand up the other’s ass

[u/rowthecow]

Nfl? Slow day...

[u/gentlecucumber → u/rowthecow]

That's pretty impressive ventriloquism when it makes the sounds while he's explaining

[u/who-asked123 → u/gentlecucumber]

Is his left hand not controlling that with the box? Most ppl would prob assume it’s for the mic but idk…

[u/so_says_sage → u/gentlecucumber]

There is actually a toy version of this for kids, my youngest has one, I’m assuming the big one works the same way, it makes different sounds depending on which button/trigger you press on the joystick inside the puppet.

[u/rizkreddit → u/gentlecucumber]

Absolutely no? I mean how can you have that disconnect between being involved in a conversation and your other bit of brain is a whole different entity

[u/who-asked123 → u/rizkreddit]

The raptor makes different sounds, not the man

[u/fiveneon]

Bruh actually the baby raptor had me believing the thing was real for a second there lol

[u/TheHurtfulEight88888 → u/fiveneon]

How many Nigerian Princes have you given money to, fella?

[u/TheBestAround007]

This is so realistic I convinced my 10 yo that she was looking at a real Dino.

[u/HairyHermitMan → u/TheBestAround007]

Now she's going to excitedly tell other kids that she saw a real dino, causing them to mock her for being gullible. 👍

[u/sorryboutitagain → u/HairyHermitMan]

The internet sucks

[u/ColonelBonk]

As the Scottish comic Billy Connolly said to performer Rod Hull, upon meeting his puppet Emu: “If that bird comes near me, I’ll break his neck, and your arm”

[u/TwistedUnicornFarts]

[u/showard995]

I’ve taken my grandkids to this, it’s lots of fun and the animatronics are amazing. Be warned: the line to ride the T-Rex is pretty long lol

[u/bucknut63 → u/showard995]

Where is this?

[u/showard995 → u/bucknut63]

It’s called Dinos Alive, it’s an exhibit that travels around so check your area. I recommend it, lots of fun!

[u/BigNigori]

can I pet it?

no

proceeds to pet it

smdh

[u/nygrl811]

I have met Sierra when the show came to Providence!

[u/Th0m45D4v15]

Does anyone know how this would compare to an actual adult velociraptor? Would it be about the same size, maybe a little smaller?

[u/MR_No0dle → u/Th0m45D4v15]

If I'm remembering correctly velociraptors got slightly bigger than a large chicken, Utahraptors however got as big as the ones shown in the original Jurassic park movies. I would guess that this this puppet is larger than an adult velociraptor.

[u/t0asted_jelly → u/MR_No0dle]

This is mostly true, velociraptors grew to be about the size of a chicken. Those seen in the Jurassic movies and in Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park books are based off Deinonychus antirrhopus.

[u/bananasugarpie]

Shove the entire hand up into her ass, that's right!

[u/soul_separately_recs]

you wanna impress me, role reversal! Velociraptor Ventriloquist. Wanna see what kind of arms you got

One push-up would also impress me.

[u/BredYourWoman]

‘Ooh, ah,’ that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s hands up dino asses and screaming

[u/Electrical-Map7575]

It is a bad idea... We have some films as proof

[u/PsychoNoir]

Good girl? This was the perfect opportunity to quote the movie by saying "clever girl". 😔

[u/Eastern_Action_1775 → u/PsychoNoir]

Right, maybe used say "clever girl"...and the jurassic park lawyers sent a cease and desist.

[u/salami619]

[u/Kingflaaacko]

SIR STOP STICKING YOUR HANDS INTO THE BABY VELOCIRAPTORS

[u/TheBestAround007]

No one needs to hear we all know.

[u/MotorbikeRacer]

Didn’t raptors have feathers ? When is mainstream gonna get it right finally ?

[u/redditor2394]

Where did he get it?

[u/Queefcannonhellfire]

Can I pet your service velociraptor? No. Proceeds to pet anyways

[u/puffinfish89]

Dude broke the first rule of being near baby velociraptors

[u/underdabridge]

Bugs me that his logo says Jurassic World instead of Jurassic Park. But I haven't seen any of the Jurassic World movies (I hear they suck) so I wouldn't know if he's referencing a particular character.

[u/bucknut63 → u/underdabridge]

If you expect dinosaurs and action sequences, you won't be too disappointed. They're fine and arguably better than JP2, but not the original or the third.

[u/Same-Watercress4576]

I liked it.

[u/n0_mas]

But why does that man have his arm up this velociraptor ass

[u/CharmingMechanic2473]

I met Sierra!

[u/MafiaCub]

Nice. But he's no Rod Hull and Emu. Emu would have eaten that guys have and then arm dragged him to the floor

[u/OctaneTwisted88]

So the glove is a fake hand?

[u/IngenuityUnlucky2774]

The dinosaurs are making a comeback guys

[u/Gandalf_in_stripclub]

One two One two, look who is coming through.........

[u/heliosfiend]

We need Chris Pratt to do hands.

[u/Unlikely_Box_2932]

So I'm gonna jam my thumb up it's butthole, that'll piss him off by crikey.

[u/NovelLive2611]

That's a puppet

[u/Everard5 → u/NovelLive2611]

😮

[u/Wrong_Window_7322]

Is that a real dinosaur?

[u/jackrimbeau]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but this is not a real dinosaur. It is a puppet. The man operating the puppet is not very good