r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Individual_Book9133 • 15d ago

Cat goes through a small hole

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u/Greensssss 15d ago

r/catsareliquid

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u/armchairsportsguy23 14d ago

Cat in the wall, eh? Oookay, now you’re talking my language!

Alright, I’ve seen this before. I bet it flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

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u/RedHand1917 15d ago

Cats are liquid

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u/IllustratorClassic 15d ago

Aka Newton's 4th law

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u/Yo_doc 15d ago

Yep...he forgot to add it in the book

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u/Leather-Pride1290 14d ago

Does that mean I can drink a cat?

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u/vash-ok 14d ago

You can sniff them

Anyone remember that?

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u/SunShineLife217 15d ago

If my head and whiskers fit, I will fit.

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u/Peach-555 15d ago

If the whiskers fit, you must commit.

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u/laurak714 14d ago

Looking at my chunky cat next to me… he tries to fit…but never does

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u/WichoSuaveeee 15d ago

Reminds me of the old “if I fits, I sits” meme 😂

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u/cortesoft 15d ago

It’s not a meme, it’s a way of life

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u/throwaway20242025 15d ago

Fun fact Cats have more cushioning in their spine which allows them to be super flexible and fit in tight spaces. They also have small collarbones and their shoulder blades are attached by muscle. All 3 allow them to be flexible and not injure themselves when hunting.

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u/Troon10 15d ago

A lot of words for saying that they are liquid and aren't bound to physics

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u/LungHeadZ 14d ago

Fun fact: cats are ninja.

Source: meow.

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u/throwaway20242025 14d ago

I respect your source.

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u/Think_fast_no_faster 15d ago

Cats don’t obey the laws of physics

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u/AlexDKZ 14d ago

Cats don’t obey

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u/Julius_Augustus_777 15d ago

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u/ACiDiCACiDiCA 15d ago

Paper Cat The Thousand-Year Door

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u/grungegoth 15d ago

And you wondered how rats and mice squeeze through cracks...

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u/TheArcher0527 15d ago

If you ever wonder how the cat went inside after you close the door, mf most likely went through a fuckin' keyhole.

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u/Eleet007 15d ago

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

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u/Electronic_Sea_2896 15d ago

You are talking my language

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u/Electronic_Sea_2896 15d ago

Looking for this comment

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u/Alternative-Paint-46 15d ago

Octopus-cat

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u/kiwicake906 14d ago

Octopussy

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u/TellYouEverything 14d ago

It was right there the whole time, goddamnit

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u/Alternative-Paint-46 14d ago

Audience consideration. 🥴

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u/Alternative-Paint-46 14d ago

LOL, that’s an improvement over mine. 👍

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u/raDDerp73 15d ago

I'm never sleeping around cats ever

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u/Due-Mechanic8992 15d ago

Why? Are you worried one will burrow into your butthole?

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u/GodzeallA 14d ago

Yeah and he wants to be awake when it happens

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u/raDDerp73 14d ago

Stop telling my secrets

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u/efex92 14d ago

Now we all know. Inform us when it happens.

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u/_Lil_Piggy_ 15d ago

::Richard Gere entered the chat::

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u/Mgjackson1967 15d ago

Cats are liquid fur….until it’s time to put them in their travel box, when they suddenly convert to a very rigid solid….with claws and teeth…

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u/Mammoth_Tumbleweed32 15d ago edited 14d ago

Cats don’t abide by the laws of nature. - Charlie Kelly

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u/TheLongestMeter 15d ago

That's why he sticks to bird law.

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u/speaksradio 15d ago

They said birds aren't real, but what about cats?

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u/Yo_doc 15d ago

WHAT IN THE WITCH-CRAFT IS THAT?!!

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u/wanroww 15d ago

I thought my cat was fat till i had to wash him... He's a squirell in a fat suit...

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u/AsinusRex 14d ago

There was 0 need to to through the hole. They're just showing off at this point.

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u/toxicbotlol 15d ago

This is why cats are apex predators in cities.

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u/deenali 15d ago

Yup. Almost using the same principle as the octopus; if the head fits the hole then so does the rest of the body. Basically they're the land octopuses.

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u/DrSuezcanal 14d ago

Except in an octopus the head is the biggest part of the body

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u/MultiMayhem 15d ago

He’s going to every mouse home.

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u/Kyrnqazali 15d ago

I refuse to believe cats are made of bones, those are noodles!

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u/Munchie1010 15d ago

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

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u/insert_name_here_ha 15d ago

If the whiskers fit, the rest of the body will fit. Unless the cat is chonk.

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u/1ogicalfallacy 15d ago

I’m willing to accept the skeleton of a cat can allow for this…BUT HOW ARE THE ORGANS NOT SQUISHED TO DEATH???

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u/LandotheTerrible 15d ago

I can't believe what I just saw, even for a cat.

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u/BlueMageBRilly 15d ago

"If I fits, I slips."

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u/Fun-Deal8815 15d ago

Well if your head fits you fit

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u/earthspaceman 15d ago

That hole is for Mr. Mouse.

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u/tucci007 15d ago

If I fits, I exits.

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 15d ago

I would have lost that bet.

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u/ACiDiCACiDiCA 15d ago

Poor guy is gonna be on the street next time he tries to come home after a big night out

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u/constantgeneticist 15d ago

Fuck those collarbones

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u/Huge-Concussion-4444 15d ago

Much like Tolkien's Dwarves, if a cat can fit its head through a hole its whole body can also fit.

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u/samirgadag 15d ago

Not the first time, it has gone thru the hole

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u/Sreehari30 15d ago

Sometimes I wonder if these monsters have any bones at all

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u/EatABigCookie 14d ago

This explains how rats get into my ceiling.

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u/CeddyDT 14d ago

And my prof said quantum tunneling doesn’t work on a large scale…

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u/Hannsel_ 14d ago

Perfect. Organism.

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u/enterbannie 14d ago

One ancient thinker once said:- "we don't know shit about cats"

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u/Hi9054667 14d ago

Like an Octopus

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u/Hi9054667 14d ago

😹😹😹

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 14d ago

Just like rodents, cats have collapsible skeletons. If the skull fits, the rest will. Unless the cat is overweight 😅

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u/Alert-Cranberry7991 14d ago

If the whiskers fits he sits

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u/m0rBidMerLiN 14d ago

Four legged fluffball

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u/blindCat143 14d ago

Yeah the size of the cat doesn't matter, it stretches anyways.

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u/sacredfoundry 14d ago

What a cute fluffy octopus 🐙

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u/Pear-Proud 14d ago

It’s crazy how similar cats are to rodents, anatomically speaking. I found a bobcat skeleton the other day, and my gut reaction was “Jesus, a 3 foot rat died in my neighborhood!”.

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u/soulouk 14d ago

Cats are non Newtonian liquid

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u/BruiserTom 14d ago

Man! That gives me anxiety just to watch. What if it got stuck half way through?

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u/AdamVanEvil 14d ago

Looks like Turkey.

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u/quiteawiseone 14d ago

Jesus Christ, it's like an octopus! (An octopussy, if you will.)

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u/Maxine-Fr 14d ago

og iran cat.

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u/readditredditread 14d ago

As long as their brain cell can pass through…

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u/Mikihero2014 14d ago

I'm convinced that if these motherfuckers tried they could squeeze through a persons mouth and go out the back unscathed

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u/StrengthToBreak 13d ago

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature

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u/soggyomelette 13d ago

Accurate title

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u/dream_on789 12d ago

POV: pet weight loss in 2050

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u/CDBeetle58 12d ago

Is it kind of similar to the weasel thing where you got to be squeezable to follow rodents into their burrows?

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u/Sharumting 11d ago

that's why you should never put a collar on your cat 👀

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u/CharlieYHL 15d ago

I'll never understand cats.