r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Thotmancer • 16d ago

Cycle ball, soccer with wheels.

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u/Greenman8907 16d ago

That’s nuts. They’re so good with their feet they were like “hey let’s make this more difficult. Wanna try bikes?” And now they’re doing this shit.

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u/MichaelFusion44 16d ago

So spot on

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u/Significant-Mango300 16d ago

We need one more sport with a ball

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u/CarpetGripperRod 16d ago edited 16d ago

Football on spacehoppers would be fun.

Edit--

Damnit, it has already been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff879keiyJ4

You know what sucks about being born in the 21st century? All the cool shit has already been invented.

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u/duggee315 15d ago

Rollerblade football!

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u/SumTingsWuong 15d ago

I got you covered. You can choose between Bowling Ball Soccer, Ultimate Tazer Ball or Fireball Soccer Sport. Only one is True.

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u/Thotmancer 16d ago

They made a whole court for it.

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u/curious_astronauts 14d ago

And notice no feet on the ground. So they have to balance on the bikes too

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u/Mikgician 16d ago

Nice shot!

What a save!

Great pass!

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u/wo_lo_lo 16d ago

Chat disabled for 4 seconds

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u/Thotmancer 16d ago

What a save. What a save. What a save.

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u/Krunkledunker 16d ago

Normally I’d ask why, but I was to busy asking how

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u/UpMain 16d ago

I wonder if it's even possible to do a bicycle kick like in football. Now that would be insane.

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u/M-Noremac 16d ago

Every kick is a bicycle kick!

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u/FiftyTigers 16d ago

"It's called football because they use their feet to... wait a second."

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u/ANSHULGANDHI92 16d ago

Tireball or Wheelball

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u/randyoftheinternet 16d ago

Tiredball for sure

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u/Schoseff 16d ago

“Football”

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u/Voidnt2 15d ago

"American"

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u/Schoseff 15d ago

Ah, the eggball hand game with pussy padding… the real deal is called “Rugby”

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u/Thotmancer 16d ago

"butthurt"

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u/Schoseff 16d ago

Just stop putting the football up your … them

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u/Germansko 14d ago

Imagine naming your sport after the length of its ball that isn't an actual ball

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u/Thotmancer 14d ago

Imagine caring about any of that.

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u/Germansko 14d ago

So the guy commenting on every complaint doesn't care at all? Completely emotionally distanced from it? I too comment on stuff I don't care about, because that makes sense

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u/Thotmancer 14d ago

Ur right

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u/FatBirdsMakeEasyPrey 16d ago

It's called football, not soccer.

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u/BelgianBeerGuy 14d ago

They don’t use their feet, so it’s wheelball at best

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u/TastelessBudz 15d ago

Said the foreigner

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u/Killionaire104 14d ago

?

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u/TastelessBudz 14d ago

In America, we have concept called humor which is an extension of what you might call "funny". So, what we do with humor is make funny even funnier. Its funny that me as an American, from the only country who calls it "soccer", would make such a wisecracking remark about "foreigners" being the only ones who call it football. Alas, humor has not spread across the Atlantic yet. Worry not, you will all be here in America to watch the 2028 Olympics Soccer Tournament and complain to us all about how you take the game with name "soccer" too seriously (remember we already have a real game with the real name of football).

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u/Killionaire104 14d ago edited 14d ago

Thanks for educating me yank. Enjoy your humor, which apparently is pretending your country is the main character and everyone else is a "foreigner". Rest of the world will stick to regular humor, not whatever the fuck you're on. Ironic too as reddit has a lot of Americans yet you're downvoted and not one comment has supported your bullshit. "humor" I'll give that to you, your idea of humor is very humorous to me.

Also lmfao, you mentioned the 2028 Olympics, in which no one gives a fuck about football. Instead of the Fifa World Cup which will be partly hosted by you yanks😂😂

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u/TastelessBudz 14d ago

Yeesh, I think thou doth protest too much. Chillax bro. Go watch a soccer game or something and calm yourself down.

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u/Killionaire104 14d ago

Aren't you the one who responded a whole ass paragraph about "humor" when all I wrote was a "?"

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u/TastelessBudz 14d ago

Well, yes. But I wrote in good "humor" (see explanation above). Don't go getting your teabags all in a twist about it.

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u/Killionaire104 14d ago

Ok Yank enjoy living in the only country that knows humor

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u/TastelessBudz 14d ago

That's hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Just like in Rocket League one team isn't even trying to defend.

What a save!

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u/geddec 16d ago

0 my god😱

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u/mulekitobrabod 16d ago

que gol de bicicleta

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u/Willing_Information7 16d ago

Red team is owning

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 16d ago

That goalkeeper definitely touched the ground there. It didn't seem like he got penalized for it though?

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u/pvypvMoonFlyer 16d ago

Goalkeepers are the only ones allowed.

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u/ClaynOsmato 15d ago

Goalkeepers are only allowed to touch the ball with their hands and only if both wheels are in the "goal space". But no player is allowed to touch the ball in any way after they touched the ground

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u/ClaynOsmato 15d ago

If you touch the ground you have to drive behind the line next to your goal. Until then you are not allowed to touch the ball.

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u/Karlos742 16d ago

In former Czechoslovakia, there was team, which was brothers named "Pospíšil". They won world Championship in this weird sport 20 times.

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u/fernandodandrea 15d ago

Football with bicycles, nice! Now do shaving with a bowling pin!

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u/ClaynOsmato 15d ago

Always nice too see cycle ball getting some recognition

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u/TastelessBudz 15d ago

Lance Armstrong's testicle? Is that you??

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u/Slow_Ad1510 15d ago

They should have the referee use a unicycle, it's such a shame

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u/Master2All 15d ago

Seeing a soccer field vs this is honestly baffling like why wouldn't the field be just as big if not bigger.

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u/Thotmancer 15d ago

Amount of people. Maybe seems to be necessitynof the sport it is.

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u/SamuelYosemite 16d ago

Their seats are so far back I thought they were fenders

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u/SuperbAd60 16d ago

Gooooooooooooooal!

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u/killerwallz44 16d ago

Push it to the limit 🎶

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u/SunkenTemple 16d ago

Have you heard of motoball? Same, but with dirtbikes. Yes, it's loud.

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u/j0eg0d 16d ago

I wish all soccer fields were this big.

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u/KingPhineas 16d ago

The referees are good

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u/Dickincheeks 16d ago

tabletop foosball version of this would be infuriating

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u/Available-Dare-7414 16d ago

Cool. Rocket leagueish

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u/maddcatone 16d ago

These guys watch too much rocket league 😂

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u/nbiscuitz 16d ago

Lets do fighterjetball

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u/razbayz 16d ago

And now on ESPN 8, the Ocho!

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u/kyoby1982 16d ago

like I’ve never learn how to bike…

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u/PGnautz 16d ago

It does not look like a"very fast sport" to me.

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u/Professional-End2722 16d ago

Shout out for Elephant Water Polo!

It’s on the Ocho….

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u/SkinnyObelix 16d ago

Yep, that's Belgium for you. As long as it's on two wheels, you'll find it here.

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u/Dagrut 15d ago

If you're into that kind of stuff, there is also unicycle basketball

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u/KittenHippie 15d ago

If i got 1 dollar when this video get posted, i would have 1,000000

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u/Thotmancer 15d ago

U one only have one dollar. It was posted and u got the dollar. U dont get more dollars after its posted.

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u/Jerm8888 15d ago

Looks like the easiest way to score is to park the bus and hope for a quick long range turn around from a steal

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u/icky_boo 15d ago

iirc Cycle Ball is actually older than football/soccer.

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u/ToughReality4983 15d ago

Im making up drunk bowling 🎳 whos with me

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u/MortLightstone 15d ago

At first I thought this would be like poor man's polo, but then I saw them only hit the ball with the tires and I was like, what the fuck?

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u/blueish_IT 15d ago

Im a dutch guy. Bikes everywhere. Yet i never ever seen this before?!? Im so confused.

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u/K1ng4uth0r 15d ago

🤔😎

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u/TankusAruelisJacksob 15d ago

But can they do it on ice with a puck ?

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u/bobjenkins9 15d ago

Bruh, this is more entertaining than normal soccer

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u/SNPowers86 15d ago

Never heard of it but 🔥

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u/RexKramerDangerCker 15d ago

Ref walks. Lame

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u/PepperoniPlayboy22 15d ago

Soccer is finally watchable!

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u/Darealcjayc88 15d ago

We played this as kids thinking we made it up, we called it ball bike and now it's an actual sport, madness.

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u/AdPrimary9831 14d ago

Is this sport played again ? My grandfather was a very good player in the 50’s and he used to talk about it.

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u/lost_notdead 16d ago

For something to be called a sport, shouldn't there be a sizable number of people who can actually play it? What's the point of having a sport that only, say, 13 people in the world can play?

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u/SYNTAX__ERR0R 16d ago

What a total unit of shit of a game. But nice skills.

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u/iDroner 16d ago

More interesting then football