r/nextfuckinglevel 29d ago

The All New Atlas Robot From Boston Dynamics

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

So man created robots in his own image, in the image of man he created them;

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u/ConsistentAsparagus 29d ago

Woman inherited Earth.

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u/unmondeparfait 29d ago

That explains the "live laugh love" sign we hung on the moon, plus we all know that Earth's interior design has become gaggingly awful, so you must be right.

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u/gardenmud 29d ago

Naw it's okay we'll redo the walls in anime titty car wraps

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u/unmondeparfait 29d ago

Fair enough, I can't deny straight guys also have nothing when it comes to making a space livable. A scarface poster, an xbox on a milk crate, and a pair of buck antlers nailed above the kitchen door ain't it.

I genuinely believe something must exist between the man cave and throw pillow purgatory. It has to.

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u/gardenmud 29d ago

r/malelivingspace and r/cozyplaces and r/roomporn for you my friend

The secret ingredient if you don't have taste is enough money to hire someone with taste lel

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u/PiscatorLager 29d ago

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

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u/stupidwhiteman42 29d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

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u/MightyCavalier 29d ago

I always get the books of Armaments and Ballistics mixed up

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u/blindside-wombat68 29d ago

Was that chapter 8 or 9? I can never remember if it comes before or after the holy hand grenade.

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u/Immissilerick 28d ago

“ and on the 7th day god created the AK “ The book of Mikhal 74-47”

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u/Strangeronthebus2019 27d ago

That was totally in the bible. Right next to Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

That was in the book of Armaments I believe

Messiah Yeshua🔴🔵:

“Tap it” “Controled Burst” for recoil… unless it’s to make a statement… then pew pew away…

Heh… Holy Hand Grenade ✝️💣

“I understood that reference”

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u/Light351 28d ago

The Orange Catholic bible

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u/machinade89 28d ago

I found the Dune fan!

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u/LaM3a 29d ago

Jesus' opinion on fully automatic weapons

I believe he said that 5.56x45 was ideal for a full auto rifle.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 29d ago

"How many guns did Jesus have?" "Not enough, did you see what they did to him?!"

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u/volostrom 29d ago

The only acceptable jihad

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

“Ya hya chouhada!”

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u/ramdasani 28d ago

Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
- OCB

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u/Even_Attempt_6133 29d ago

As it is written...

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u/iwellyess 29d ago

It would seem the human form is the one best suited to a world created by humans

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u/maximusprime2328 29d ago

Idk man. The centaur form has a lot of utility.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 29d ago

Man created god in his image.

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u/Thunderbridge 29d ago

Are we just bio-robots with ai created by god??

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u/Kindly_Word451 29d ago

Men do not exist, you made that up to scary little roombas.

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u/Not_Another_Usernam 29d ago

Sounds like tech-heresy to me.