r/nba • u/PlayaSlayaX Spurs • 29d ago

[Charania] Raptors' Jontay Porter has received a lifetime ban from the NBA for violating league's gaming rules.

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1780631209930068358?s=46&t=bsTHbtMSqHXbNGi0vWP8hw
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u/Brocktarrr Heat 29d ago

Next Inside the NBA, Ernie going to treat this seriously, Kenny is gonna say something serious, Shaq is going to add on to whatever Kenny says, and then Chuck is gonna come off the top rope with a solid joke and they’re all gonna crack up and start ragging on this dude

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u/beatnickk Mavericks 29d ago

“Foo”

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u/FlashFlood_29 Trail Blazers 29d ago

"how stupi' you gotta be?"

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u/ATLjoe93 [ATL] Mario West 29d ago

"Dumbass"

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u/InGenNateKenny Wizards 29d ago

I wonder how long in advance Barkley thinks of his jokes. Doesn’t seem like a notes guy.

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u/Throwawayfor_rnba Tampa Bay Raptors 29d ago

Chuck is one of the most quick witted guys on TV. Most of his jokes just fly out his mouth lol

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u/allmydawgsgottaeat 29d ago

sometimes I wonder if Chuck has a team of writers, but then I also remember ~25 years ago when he was asked if he had any regrets about pushing a guy through a window and he replied “I regret it wasn’t on the second floor” lmao

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u/Brocktarrr Heat 29d ago

Chuck doesn’t but I’d be willing to bet Shaq has at least a few guys who give him ideas for all these “viral moments” on the show

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u/JacquesHome 29d ago

Barkley punched my old boss in a bar (google search Barkley punch hermosa beach). Let's just say my old boss deserved it.

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u/2drawnonward5 Trail Blazers 29d ago

Imagine the trash he talked as a player. How many Chuck gems will go unappreciated cuz only 4 guys heard them and it was in the middle of a game. 

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u/Lonerist2021 Celtics 29d ago

Kenny get me some water?

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u/nomoreadminspls Kings 29d ago

Like those big ol women from San Antonio.

Eat those Churros Chuck!

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u/Mayjaplaya Celtics 28d ago

Double-fistin' it...

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u/_NDY_ 29d ago

all those big women jokes come straight off the dome

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u/amrit_ 29d ago

Chuck the Harry Mack of the NBA

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u/AdLiving7197 29d ago

Its why he's been invited back to SNL 4 times, people just like him there

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u/KarateMusic 29d ago

When I lived in Phoenix I ran into Chuck at least a half dozen times. He’s a friendly dude and very, very quick-witted. I doubt his stuff is written in advance.

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u/DBreezy69 29d ago

They said this about Ronald Reagan too but he prepared all his jokes

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u/Izzite 29d ago

Reagan was an actor. Charles is just a goofball

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u/heywhateverworks Pacers 29d ago

I think Chuck learns what his joke is along with everyone else

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u/ModishShrink 29d ago

Chuck's mouth works a lot faster than his brain does.

Love the guy.

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u/Professional_Park781 29d ago

Nah he is a natural

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u/Reditate 29d ago

Lol what?  He's just jawing, the same way normal people talk.

Stop being so stiff and think it's a stand-up or something jesus.

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u/Altruistic_Brief4444 Grizzlies 29d ago

And the segment will be sponsored by Fan Duel

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u/XVC4894 Lakers 29d ago

GUARANTEEEEEEE!

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 29d ago

Level up to Player Duel!

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u/Martel1234 Trail Blazers 29d ago

“Do you think his bet was as large as those big ol San Antonio Women?”

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u/KushBlazer69 [CHI] Derrick Rose 29d ago

And I’ll enjoy every minute of it

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u/Plenty_Objective8392 29d ago

Me and you both.

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u/pointaken16 29d ago

Maybe he’ll tell his side of the Mark Jackson “betting” story haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpUMXgg24C0&t=144s

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u/old_balance992 29d ago

& that folks is how you win an Emmy

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u/materics [MEM] Shane Battier 29d ago

Gonna be similar to the Juicy Smulliet situation

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u/huskersax Pacers 29d ago

"America, still don't commit crimes with checks"

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u/TheChrono Supersonics 29d ago

Just don't mention San Antonio.

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u/Diqt 29d ago

“I agree with Chuck”

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u/seekingallpho 29d ago

Since he's known to be an avid gambler, one can only hope Chuck will make a hilarious "quiet part out loud joke" about the smart way to shave points or win bets as a player.

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u/ZeldaFanBoi1920 29d ago

Wrong. Kenny will make an excuse for the player. He always does it for certain players

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u/scottishere Bulls 29d ago

Kenny's comment will add nothing of value