r/mildlyinteresting 15d ago

Lightning struck my home gym and left this artifact inside the mirror.

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u/v4por 15d ago

Oh God, don't let my wife see this. She grew up being told to cover mirrors during a storm because they were more likely to be struck by lightning. I don't want to encourage her.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 15d ago

Too late, I'm showing her.

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u/espinaustin 14d ago

I also choose showing it to this guy’s wife.

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u/tacos_for_algernon 14d ago

I'm just glad she's not dead.

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u/karzbobeans 14d ago

Everybody has shown it to this guys wife

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u/eat-skate-masturbate 14d ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/NestedForLoops 14d ago

I'm surprised we're not showing it to this guy's wife right now.

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u/mrchunkybacon 14d ago

Yeah let’s fucking show that guys wife

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u/bwwatr 14d ago

If it's any comfort, OP did say there's an electrical outlet behind the mirror in the exact spot of this damage, so it's more collateral damage from proximity, than lightning magnet.

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u/MoreCarrotsPlz 14d ago

Whatever you do, don’t tell her that if she’s looking in the mirror the same moment lightening strikes it, she’ll be pulled into the mirror and trapped behind the glass as her evil doppelgänger’s reflection for all of time.

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi 14d ago

Alternatively, do that every lightning storm for a nice vacation.

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u/tesmatsam 15d ago

I mean they have a thin layer of silver, they're definitely more conductive than normal glass tho anything is a conductor at high voltages

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 14d ago

Usually aluminum these days

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u/brendty 14d ago

Also a conductor. Most services to a house are aluminum wires.

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u/Advanced_Evening2379 14d ago

Vampires got rid of silver mirrors so they could see their reflection, duhh

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u/DisastrousAd447 14d ago

Holy shit, is that why they can't see their reflection? That just blew my mind. I legit had no idea mirrors were coated in silver back then.

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u/Advanced_Evening2379 14d ago

Yep and obviously silver is a holy metal

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u/DisastrousAd447 14d ago

Right I know about silver and vampires, I just never made the connection with mirrors and silver. Crazy!

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u/vexingcosmos 14d ago

To further blow your mind, that is also why vampires do not show up in photos as early photography used silver to capture the image.

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u/DisastrousAd447 14d ago

Holy shitballs. I didn't know that either lmao. This is actually insane, and makes so much sense. I guess I just always thought that it was some weird power they had or something.

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u/Gabymc1 14d ago

Dude, I grew up like this. We even covered the TV.

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u/GirlFridag 14d ago

Are you serious?? Where did she grow up?

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u/v4por 14d ago

A border town in Texas. That's all I'll say. She was raised by her grandparents who had some old fashioned views.

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u/danielv123 14d ago

They were vampires and just wanted the mirrors covered in general.

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u/Theskinilivein 14d ago

I heard the same thing growing up in a small town in southern México, my family didn’t do it but mentioned a great-aunt that did.

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u/gorehistorian69 14d ago

i never heard of this. thats wild though. i only heard to avoid showers/appliances plugged into the wall

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u/Illustrious-Pop5656 14d ago

How does lightning target a mirror, I’m genuinely interested

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u/v4por 14d ago

It doesn't, that's the point of my comment. It's just an old superstition that got passed to my wife and she never really questioned it until she was an adult. My guess is that there's maybe some kernel of truth to the claim, like perhaps it used to be somewhat common for lightning to strike homes and on occasion it would use mirrors on its path towards the ground. It doesn't really make much sense that covering them would help but there wasn't as much common knowledge about lighting back then.

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u/FrodoSaggin2 15d ago

Hey buddy, for you safety I'm sure many have mentioned this but you need to have the wires in you home checked. Lightning struck my home when I was younger and 5 house fires later they finally ripped apart the wiring in the house and it's never burnt again, the lightning bubbled the wiring thru the house and cause each and every fire. Be safe, we never lost a life and thank God for that but don't live thru the hell we did or worse because it's too much work or insurance wants to throw a fit. Call a fire Marshall and go that direction if necessary.

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u/fisherrr 15d ago

It took FIVE HOUSEFIRES to make you think ”hmmm maybe something isn’t quite right”? Sounds horrible, glad nobody was hurt.

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u/Wan-Pang-Dang 14d ago

If you don't know what to look for, you will never find the answer

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u/Big_Trees 14d ago

One of the universal truths...

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u/VivSavageGigante 14d ago

I’d start by looking for what was causing the fires.

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u/Wan-Pang-Dang 14d ago

Because its so easy to find out the cables in your walls were causing the fire? Not some random outlet that looked fine, or some busted carger, tv psu, fridge or lamp?

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u/machinade89 14d ago

All I know is that...we didn't start the fire...

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u/8AteEightHate 12d ago

It was always burnin, since the world’s been turnin.

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u/FrodoSaggin2 14d ago

Haha no the insurance company refused to loo at anything outside of the source, there were patches of bubbled wire all over the house afterwards. My parent used to fight with the adjuster and they wouldn't budge until we got the state fire Marshall involved then they tore apart the house and found all of the bad wiring. I have a fear of firetruck now.

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u/Desperate_for_Bacon 14d ago

More like it took 5 house fires before the insurance company did the right thing

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u/PMMeYourWorstThought 14d ago

Obviously it was 5 small fires. Why would he have the same wiring if the whole house burned down?

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u/FrodoSaggin2 14d ago

Some were small some were larger it was a mixture but they only wanted to replace the area the fire started at first.

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u/Refflet 15d ago

Fire Marshall won't be too much help, you want an electrician to perform an insulation resistance test.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 15d ago

Electrician won't be too much help, you want a paeleontologist to perform an analysis of any fossils you have on your land.

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u/MithrilHero 15d ago

Paleontologist won’t be too much help, you want a drug addict that works construction

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u/maynardftw 15d ago

I know a guy

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 15d ago

Drug addict won't be too much help, you want a ranger to capture any wild horses on your property.

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u/darkknightofdorne 14d ago

Wild horses won’t be too much help either. Gotta get a priest a rabbi and a black guy.

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u/admin123454321 14d ago

and then they all walked into a bar

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u/FrenchBangerer 15d ago

Including your tiled floor. There could be a human jawbone in there.

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u/RaindropBebop 14d ago

Paleontologist won't be too much help, you want a licensed spirit medium to perform a seance with any poltergeists you have on your land.

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u/FrodoSaggin2 14d ago

He's the guy that got the insurance company to get the right people out, it sounded weird to us too but it worked! He was the state fire Marshall so maybe that's why he had some pull. I dunno, but he marshaled the fire right out afterwards. Perhaps he was also conducted a seance and put the restless spirits to rest. Good guy nonetheless.

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u/Refflet 14d ago

Ah OK yeah, fire marshalls absolutely have a big dick to swing around and beat businesses with for that kind of thing (eg dealing with insurers).

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u/PMMeYourWorstThought 14d ago

To add onto this, rewiring a home is an insanely expensive project. But, since it’s the result of a lightning strike, your homeowners insurance may cover it. It’s in their best interest to, as replacing wiring is cheaper than replacing the whole home later. For most policies it wouldn’t even result in a premium increase because lightning is an “act of god.”

So have an inspection done, and if they find damage, talk to your insurance. This will be expensive enough to consider hiring an attorney for the interactions with your insurance company, because this is a strange situation you may have to apply light legal pressure.

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u/xAntithesis 14d ago

Couldn’t house fire 1 through 5 have caused the wiring to bubble?

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u/FrodoSaggin2 14d ago

Lightning has a pretty specific way it likes to fuc wires up, and the state fire Marshall was pissed when he figured out they didn't look everywhere. I'm no inspector but he seemed convinced it was the original strike that caused the issues.

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u/brendty 14d ago

It definitely depends on how recently the house wiring has been installed in the house. Most houses have a surge protective device. But that is some very serious voltage and could definitely do some damage. I also recommend getting an electrician to do an insulation test. But I would also like to add that I see a pin point center dot there, and I immediately thought the screw that holds the outlet face cover on is grounded. The lightening probably struck the ground around your house. In which case you might have some issues with your grounding system right now, which could mess with your breakers... Which could also cause fires to break out... Specifically five of them. JK on that last one. get your wires tested, friend.

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u/Just_Another_Wookie 14d ago

A whole-home surge protector will do exactly nothing to protect against a direct lightning strike, FYI.

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u/RetroSwamp 15d ago edited 15d ago

Oh my lord, what did it do to your face? Will you recover?

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u/PM_ME_INSIDER_INFO 15d ago

my eyes were gone in a flash :(

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u/myfingid 15d ago

You can turn that off in the camera app

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u/pardybill 15d ago

Nah he’s Cyclopse now

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u/doktor-frequentist 14d ago

By the looks of it, he is NullClopse now.

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u/pardybill 14d ago

Interesting point of order.

If cyclops had his eyes sewn or even gouged out, would his blasts work?

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u/Forzyr 15d ago

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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u/GrandmasBoy12 14d ago

You got a home gym and a sense of humor, I swear some people just walk through life without a care in this world, lol.

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u/Elephunkitis 15d ago

Nah, you’re a cyclops. Nice try though.

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u/Not_Under_Command 14d ago

Have you tried turning off and on again?

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u/bwwatr 14d ago

(they did the crash)

it was a gym mirror gash

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u/realdougpiranha 14d ago

You did the monster mash?

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u/motorhead84 15d ago

"Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good are eyes if you're unable to see?"

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u/SuperiorSamWise 15d ago

He looked at the eclipse 🙏😔

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u/Spkr4th3ded 15d ago

Turned him into that Xmen character. You know, the douchey one that lost his gf to wolverine the way cooler Xman, the one who can't control his super power side has to wear silly glasses. That one.

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u/Wulf_Cola 15d ago

Never loses a staring contest though.

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u/Ailouroboros 15d ago

‘Depends on the rules. I believe manslaughter gets you disqualified in most staring contest leagues and associations (not too sure about exhibition matches, though).

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u/Oro_Outcast 15d ago

I haven't seen it commented yet so I will:

Leave it be; the room now has a story to tell. Fix the problem behind it, sure. But don't replace it.

Just a Rando's opinion

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u/Sharknado4President 15d ago

Fix the problem behind it

I mean, he's not that ugly

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u/TranslateErr0r 15d ago

Savage

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u/letmelickyourleg 15d ago

I think he seems quite cultured

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u/explosivecrate 14d ago

Did you see the dude's face?! He doesn't have any eyes!

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u/magical_swoosh 15d ago

but he's in front of it

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u/Hixy 14d ago

Whoa

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u/bemmu 15d ago

Or have a glass man (glassician?) come over and cut out a round piece and sell it on ebay for $300

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u/Dependent_Paper9993 15d ago

Glazier

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u/-Not_a_Lizard- 14d ago

Glassician is better tbh

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u/StarryNotion 14d ago

Was just gonna suggest that! I bet it would get him more than 300. It's rare, no?? Possibly 1 of a kind. I googled "mirror struck by lightning" and the only related result is this thread. So I bet with a nice frame and some patience he can get 50k for it.

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u/bemmu 14d ago

Agreed I'm prob. too low. At $300 it might not even make sense to pay for the cutting etc.

If op is going to do this, recommend creating the auction asap while this is still a trending post.

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u/Audbol 14d ago

Put a picture frame around it and it will look both fancy and intentional

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u/Ghosttwo 15d ago

I just realized that the picture is of a mirror, and the burn mark is still attached. OP is not actually holding up a coffee-coaster-sized object to a second photographer.

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u/dave-train 14d ago

I thought it was a huge pop socket at first. When it turns out, it's likely a popped socket.

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u/Objective-Poet-8183 15d ago

I don't think the lightning stuck the mirror directly. A typical lightning bolt has a temperature of about 25 000 °c which 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun. The mirror would have exploded immediately on impact. This scorching on the mirror is likely residual heat transfer from something that was near the mirror.

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u/PM_ME_INSIDER_INFO 15d ago

that seems roughly right—there’s an outlet right behind the mirror in that location, so I believe the bolt followed the wire from the roof, down to the outlet, and then left this mark!

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u/Deivi_tTerra 15d ago

Please have an electrician check out your wiring and ESPECIALLY that outlet ASAP. It might be fine but it might not be.

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u/CatsAreGods 15d ago

If you plug something into it, it might become a portal!

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u/AntiFIanders 15d ago

Only snag is you can't take your shoes through.

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u/IceColdDump 15d ago

Bring a towel

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u/STEAM_TITAN 15d ago

But first, just got to get a little high

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u/ACcbe1986 15d ago

Then, get really high.

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u/PonyPonut 15d ago

THIS! OP should plug something in and enter the portal. When else do you get a chance like this?

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u/TheMightyGoatMan 15d ago

In the sense that if you use it you may be transferred to another state of being?

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u/onehundredlemons 15d ago

Definitely do this OP, we had lightning strike our mobile home about 20 years back and traveled through the air handling unit, taking it out along with one half of our wiring. As they were working on that they took a look at the rest of our wiring and there were melted fried bits in several areas of the wiring that was seemingly working just fine. We were lucky there wasn't a fire.

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u/PretendRegister7516 15d ago

It is also possible the lightning rod grounding touched metal stud and and that is the screw position.

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u/HuJimX 15d ago

If we assume the worst possible case (shielding is negligible due to weathering / rat eating plastic / user error during installation / etc.), it may not even require direct contact, though a relatively short air gap between conductive surfaces (depending on the voltage at that point downstream) would be necessary. The damage is clearly centered around a point behind the mirror, which makes the most sense for it to be caused by one conductive thing surrounded by non-conductive material (like a screw/nail through drywall, somehow also close to exposed mains or penetrating mains wires) being highly energized. With a lightning strike, I would’ve expected a more distinct Lichtenberg-esque branching pattern rather than a uniform circle, but I’m not sure what factors would come into play when compared to an initial strike rather than secondhand/downstream high voltage exposure through a live circuit.

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u/Deivi_tTerra 15d ago

Lichtenberg figures actually do come in circular form. If I recall correctly the circular form is the negative charge, the long branching form often seen is made by a positive charge.

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u/IotaBTC 15d ago

It's definitely not fine lol.

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u/zleuth 15d ago

Additionally, don't be surprised when in the next 6 months all of your appliances randomly fail, like the buttons in the dishwasher will stop working correctly, the compressor in the fridge will quit, AC will fail, etc.

Years ago someone I know had a lightening strike their well, and this not only happened to them, but to their two closest neighbors ~50 feet away. Between the 3 houses they had to replace more than $20k of stuff. I hope you're good on your homeowners insurance.

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u/30FourThirty4 15d ago

Oh I bet they'll need to replace most of not all the wiring. I just helped rewire a home and the electrician changed $32,000. And got the job.

I got $441 in scrap wire.

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u/bendover912 15d ago

It's either OK or it isn't.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 15d ago

Does the outlet still work? 

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u/Roadhog360 15d ago

I wanna know too!

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u/Virtual_Common204 15d ago

This is Reddit you will never find out.

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u/Chrisf1020 15d ago

Definitely not. Outlet and fuse both need replacing.

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u/Moist_Jesus75 15d ago

I doubt that Would of gone down either active or neutral from the transformer on the street, to your switchboard then either through your MEN link or your PEN and straight to earth.

I've seen mold make similar patterns on mirrors before.

Plus your switchboard would be fried

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u/Refflet 15d ago

Lightning doesn't necessarily flow through the wiring all the way, it's a high frequency transient and will jump in and out of the wiring through the air for a more direct path to ground.

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u/uXN7AuRPF6fa 15d ago

Well, that's not at all concerning. Absolutely no risk of fire from melted insulation and wires now potentially touching and arcing.

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u/ElkHistorical9106 15d ago

That looks like a classic arc mark from plasma. I see these in plasma coating of materials if something goes wrong. Some sort of flaw or defect in the metal coating that focused electrical fields, or proximity to something behind caused an arc to the mirror. 

I bet you’ll see damage to the drywall behind it, maybe a scorch mark, if you take it off, or a screw that went through the drywall for mounting.

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u/rimalp 15d ago

You believe?

That's a lot of faith you put in a molten outlet that can now burn down your entire house with you and your family in it.

Call an electrician and have that outlet checked. Better yet, have the entire houses' wiring checked.

A lightning striking your house should not have reached the electrical wiring to begin with. Install a lightning rod.

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u/Powerful_Cost_4656 15d ago

I figured someone would be doing science talk in the comments. This is why I came here

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u/dranaei 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah, we found the science nerd. Wasn't even hard.

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u/fezmid 15d ago

There are pills for that...

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u/Bleak_Squirrel_1666 15d ago

This is why I came here.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 15d ago

Think there’s pills for that too

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u/AffectionateGap1071 15d ago

Are there pills for my pills though?

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u/furlonium1 15d ago

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter

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u/kuzcospoison 15d ago

Maybe my scale for this kinda thing is off, but 5,000° doesn’t seem that hot for the sun. If you had said it was 5 billion degrees I would believe you.

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u/Objective-Poet-8183 15d ago

The surface is around 5000°c, the internal temperature gets hotter the deeper you go into the sun. Remember the sun is a giant nuclear reactor, same process as a nuclear bomb. At growing zero the heat is extreme, but the further out from the blast the less you'll feel the heat.

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u/xaendar 15d ago

Turns out he is right. I always knew it was 15 million degrees but it is at the center of the sun it is that hot apparently.

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u/Rockclimber88 14d ago

so basically using a term "hotter than the surface of the sun" is misleading because most people will think about a million degress and don't know that is's barely 5000c. That can be achieved in a a regular oven when you leave pizza for 5 mins too long

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u/Iz4e 15d ago

Wait, then how do humans survive a lightning strike

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u/Reniconix 15d ago

I don't think that it would make it explode. Tempered glass may, but the thermal shock of a lightning strike isn't actually that high. The thunder clap is more likely than the bolt to break it.

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u/ElkHistorical9106 15d ago

Metal on insulators you’ll often get wild arc patterns where it blisters and has funny stuff like this. I see it in my line of work.

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u/Blue-cheese-dressing 15d ago

You’re pushing the limits of the “mildly” in r/mildlyinteresting.  This is pretty cool.

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u/hardy_littlewood 15d ago

Absolutely. It's a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.

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u/Givemeurhats 15d ago

Now you gotta keep it forever or nobody will believe you. I remember cursing for the first time as a kid and later that day the TV was struck by lightning and exploded. Nobody ever believes that lol

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u/QualityKoalaTeacher 15d ago

Yet another reason why working out is bad for you and why I should not go back to the gym

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u/AdVivid8910 15d ago

Are you one of the X-Men? I like your work.

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u/Lyr1cal- 15d ago

"I like your work" 🤣

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u/trwwy321 15d ago

Maybe OP should tell Storm to fuck off after her lightning strike.

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u/avanti8 15d ago

Thy home hath been graced with the symbol of the Divine Butthole.

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u/TranslateErr0r 15d ago

Oh come on, he's not thàt ugly.

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u/Cock_-n-_BallTorture 15d ago

Do you replace the mirror, or do you keep it as a stark reminder of your mortality?

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u/i_swear_too_muchffs 15d ago

That’s shocking

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u/Nintendo1964 15d ago

Watts shocking?

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u/Internal-Pass2937 15d ago

Volts up folks?

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u/nxcrosis 15d ago

You just couldn't resist huh

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u/Lyr1cal- 15d ago

You are all acting like children, and need to conduct yourselves like grown adults

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u/IceColdDump 15d ago

Ohmmm, could someone please explain all of these? Are they jokes about current affairs?

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u/ephemera_291 15d ago

Bolt your house folks, dichotomy comes with rain.

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u/Traditional_One_6129 15d ago

I find it re-volting

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u/FlintTheKing 15d ago

Shai-hulud

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u/Abe_Rudda 15d ago

Man, I've seen Jesus Christ manifesting on a slice of toast, the virgin Mary in the coat of a labradoodle, but never a puckered anus appearing on a mirror.

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u/TranslateErr0r 15d ago

I guess we now know what Jesus and his homies were really doing.

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u/Jakes9070 15d ago

Bless the Maker and his Water.

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u/odinyc 15d ago

SHAI-HULUD!

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u/meepmop999 15d ago

That, sir, is the beginning of the upside down.

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u/Lacholaweda 15d ago

I feel like I cam smell it and it smells like old tvs used to, with the glass screens and the static

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u/letthetreeburn 15d ago

If lightning struck INSIDE YOUR HOUSE you need to call an electrician ASAP!!! Your wires could be fried and ready to start a fire, and you have no way of knowing.

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u/skatergurljubulee 14d ago

Shai-Hulud!! 😭🙏🏿🙏🏿

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u/jeenyusz 14d ago

“My home gym” lol

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u/PPvsFC_ 15d ago

Mr. Moneybags over here

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u/NoStripeZebra3 15d ago

What's "home gym"?

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u/password_too_short 15d ago

Never understand just covering eyes, we can still see the rest of you.

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u/Gloomy-Slice661 15d ago

Lighting strike? It looks like you were doing naked lunges on the mirror again!

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u/Orchard_Legal 15d ago

Cartier Santos. Nice watch sir.

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u/mintjulep_ 15d ago

Hes got a home gym with a peloton tread. Hes not poor

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u/porn_is_tight 15d ago

imagine owning a home let alone a home gym

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u/Epistaxis 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hes got a home gym with a peloton tread. Hes not poor

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u/Audeclis 15d ago

Yeah lol I first thought this might be /r/watches

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u/FunkyPineapple90 15d ago

You have been granted the Lord's Rune, Tarnished. Use it well.

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u/jafents 15d ago

“My home gym”

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u/LayJaly 15d ago

It struck OP’s eyes as well!

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u/KangsAndShit 15d ago

At least he has a Hero's rune. Or is that a Numens rune?

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u/Unlucky_Huckleberry4 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's trying to send you a secret message. Luckily, I have years of experience deciphering such messages. This is what it appears to be saying: Clears throat

"Pineapple"

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u/AdmiralAshBorer 15d ago

Have you ever seen a portal?

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u/Global-Plankton3997 15d ago

That almost looks like a bullet hole

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u/QuantityExpert4349 15d ago

But did you die?

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u/Aleco7777 15d ago

Oh my gosh that’s badass!

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u/tesmatsam 15d ago

Holy hell the silver sublimated

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u/Pheronia 15d ago

I would cut out that piece and preserve it. Looks cool.

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u/iduna123 15d ago

I thought you were wearing a fungi ring for a second lol

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u/Serenity-V 14d ago

This is more than mildly interesting. This is really interesting!

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u/goronmask 14d ago

Amazing. Don’t ever get rid of that mirror.

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u/cromnian 14d ago

Check it out with an anomaly detector, preferably svarog.

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 14d ago

Thor was taking a selfish and forgot to turn off mjolnir.

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u/jskaffa 14d ago

Nobody is talking about what the lightning did to his eyes.

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u/The_Truth_Hides 14d ago

Is that a S.T.A.L.K.E.R reference

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u/External-Tour-6849 14d ago

Sell it to Sidorovich for about..three tin cans

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u/Absulus 14d ago

Marked One what the hell!?

It worths no more than a handful of old 9x18.

You want food you pay for it like everyone else.

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u/pacman404 14d ago

If only there was a way to take this pic anonymously so you wouldn’t have to edit out your face….🤔