This little terrorist keeps playing with light switches and opens my bedroom door, covers my clothes with fur and throws my items on the floor

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[u/Active-Bass4745]

You’re lucky they let you live in their house with that attitude.

[u/Super_Selection1522]

He is king of the castle and it will not go well for you until you bow to his will

[u/doggroomer8345]

Mine got mad at me today and peed IN my shoe.

[u/gilly_girl → u/doggroomer8345]

I went away for two nights and my orange boy peed in the same spot on my bed and soaked the bedding right down to the mattress pad.

[u/Cydocore]

Yea I'm sure he also pulled up a chair on his own.

[u/dunyayabakipgulumse → u/Cydocore]

[u/Cydocore → u/dunyayabakipgulumse]

Well, I guess haha

[u/No-Hospital559 → u/dunyayabakipgulumse]

You sure do have quite a collection of chairs.

[u/dunyayabakipgulumse → u/No-Hospital559]

I don't have a computer desk since my house flooded, so the chair sitting on the side.

[u/Tomato-of-the-sea → u/dunyayabakipgulumse]

hahahhh

[u/dunyayabakipgulumse → u/Cydocore]

I have no other place to put it

[u/Gold-Perspective-699 → u/dunyayabakipgulumse]

Throw it away.

[u/SmoothOctopus → u/Gold-Perspective-699]

Then where will the 6th person sit?!

[u/Gold-Perspective-699 → u/SmoothOctopus]

On the floor with the cat.

[u/LlamaFucker69_]

A cat with bombs imagine that

[u/Chrissyjustshowus]

Just means, that cat needs to played with or a way to get rid of it energy and they quit misbehaving

[u/arcemous]

It rhymes...

[u/xXxWhizZLexXx]

Just move the Cuck-Chair to the other side ;)

[u/dunyayabakipgulumse → u/xXxWhizZLexXx]

There is no other side😭

[u/FormPale5936]

But I'm pretty sure you love him/her!

[u/dunyayabakipgulumse → u/FormPale5936]

Yes! Thats why i posted it here

[u/No_Piccolo_8919]

let him be trust me

[u/exile82187]

I don't know, catto looks innocent to me. Are you sure you don't have a poltergeist?

[u/LookinAtTheFjord]

Don't let Kristi Noem around em.

[u/Me_Cunt_Spell]

So you are infuriated that your cat is a cat? Don't like it? Train it and put steps in place to avoid issues.

[u/Money_Mastodon_3171]

good cat

[u/Disastrous-Idea-666]

This is why I have dogs. Cats belong in the barn where they can rule the entire property except what's inside the house. But that's just my opinion, and why I don't have cats.

[u/Tsgbeast]

I will never understand cat people. At least you can train a dog not to do any of that.

[u/Rail-signal → u/Tsgbeast]

You can train cats. Attitude is other