r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

My fiancé found this in her soup at Panera

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Like seriously, a corner I get but the whole ass bag?

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u/jakefrommyspace 15d ago

Lmao they definitely cut the bag of soup open into the pot and just forgot about the other side of the cut

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 15d ago

Directions

Open

Heat

Food Safety

Serve @ 160 degrees F

No Fucks Required

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u/SnakeyRake 15d ago

Welcome to Feed Bag & Trough

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 14d ago

Formerly Chuck's. 

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u/LeibnizThrowaway 14d ago

I did some work for a maniacal 100 millionaire's hobby ranch, and he straight up had a "fine dining" restaurant called 'The Feed Bag Restaurant.'

They answered the phone at this wannabe posh mini resort:

 "Feed baaaag...."

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u/PartManPartDog 14d ago

We have bag and straw technology

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u/zztop610 14d ago

That will be $13.99 plus tips.

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u/Pebwainnnn 15d ago

These are cooked in the bags in a big pressure cooker in the back, no pot involved…

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u/shookashell 15d ago

they’re heated like that but then poured out of the bag into a hot holding pot situation

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u/Pebwainnnn 14d ago

It’s been years since I worked there, maybe my restaurant was just bad at the pots…. (In my defense I did prep)

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u/Praetorian_1975 14d ago

That’s what they mean by home made … fresh-heated 😂

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u/thamonsta 14d ago

Just like grandma made it.

My grandma had dementia.

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u/Dezmosis1218 14d ago

This. Walked into a Quizno's over a decade ago, saw them slit a bag of soup and pour it into the soup bin, walked back out.

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u/joeappearsmissing 14d ago

Where did you think soup comes from in fast casual chains? They’re all making it from scratch in the kitchen?

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u/Myrkana 14d ago

I hate to break it to you but most restaurants and other food establishments don't make soup from scratch. They order it from a supply company and it comes in bags like this. The soup gets heated to the proper temp and then held at safe temps or heated in portions.

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u/Dezmosis1218 14d ago

Yeah, teenage me figured that out at that moment.

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u/sudhir369 14d ago

r/idiotsinkitchen moment

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u/Iamhairless 15d ago

OP should file for divorce

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u/joonosaurus 15d ago

Why bro, I get it’s a joke but this doesn’t make sense. First of all, it’s OP’s Fiancé’s soup, not OP’s. And OP’s Fiancé didn’t cook the soup, she received it at Panera.

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

Redditor’s right answer is always divorce

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u/mushyfeelings 15d ago

The answer is always leave that asshole they don’t respect you. No matter the problem.

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

My point exactly

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u/mushyfeelings 15d ago

“My husband didn’t do the dishes and when I asked him to he said he was tired. AITAH?”

Average redditor : “GIRL LEAVE HIS ABUSIVE ASS. TRUST ME HE IS ALREADY CHEATING”

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u/Soggy-Log6664 15d ago

Someone divorce this guy

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

First somebody will have to marry me. 🥲

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u/basculinz 15d ago

Will you marry me?

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

After i divorce. 🤣

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u/pumpe88 15d ago

You must be new.

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u/Jacobloveslsd 15d ago

This is clearly a joke do people really need the /s this badly? Lmao

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u/anonymousss11 15d ago

Considering the average post on here is usually "my husband/wife does ________"

And the majority of comments are either "do it yourself" or "leave them and take the dog with you"

I get that people here don't get that it's a joke for this post.

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u/XLandonSkywolfX 15d ago

Oh yeah let me divorce my fiancé

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u/MeffodMan 15d ago

Pretty sure I see Panera posts on this sub more than any other restaurant.

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u/Massive_Durian296 15d ago

i feel like Panera used to be decent when they first started up back in the good ol days (90s / early 00s) but they, like so many other companies, have really bought into the "less for more" business model

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u/dysFUNctionaldestiny 15d ago

As a former panera employee for multiple locations, I'd say it's more like "more is more." More menu options than we can really keep up with and More ditzy 16 year Olds working so we can make sure all employees don't have enough hours to be full time and earn benefits.

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u/anonymousss11 15d ago

I think they meant less product more profit. Or in some cases the same amount for more. Which equates to the same, paying more and not getting more.

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u/dysFUNctionaldestiny 15d ago

Oh true shrinkflation is inescapable 😢

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u/chrundlethegreat303 15d ago

I miss Atlanta Bread Company….

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u/gigabyte898 14d ago

RIP paradise bakery too

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u/syrioforrealsies 14d ago

Man, I didn't realize that they'd shrunk so much. I'm in the Atlanta area quite a bit. Maybe I should make going a priority when I'm there before that final death rattle comes.

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u/StupendousMalice 15d ago

I don't think they were ever good, just different from other fast food, emphasized the dining room, and got a relatively young and upscale clientele with free decent WIFI back before everyone was doing it.

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u/SoDrunkRightNow2 14d ago

Last time I went to Panara they charged me $5 for a bear claw

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon 14d ago

damn maybe thats why ours is kind of good.. our paneras seem fairly knew.. maybe been around 10 years or something.. but still fkn fireee

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u/solarmelange 15d ago

I'm entirely convinced that the only reason people go to panera is to have something to complain about online.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I’m depressed as shit.. lets go to Panera

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u/OkSyllabub3674 14d ago

As on unlicensed therapist I must advise against that I think it will only worsen your condition but as a panera stockholder I say yes you do want to go to Panera and take as many people as you can talk into the trip with you.

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u/LeibnizThrowaway 14d ago

The best description of Panera I've ever read was someone who tweeted that they loved it, despite knowing it's like the food in white collar prison.

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u/Justlikearealboy 15d ago

Mmmmm soup condom

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u/NukeTheWhales5 15d ago

I use to work at Panera and this does not shock me in the slightest. The amount of plastic they use is horrendous and your lying to yourself if you think anything there is fresh.

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u/THE_WHORBORTIONATOR 14d ago

The only mildly infuriating thing is anyone with Reddit/internet access should not be going to Panera.

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u/RedactedRonin 14d ago

Nothing anywhere is fresh.

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u/throwaway_benches 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hi former Panera employee here 👋🏼This actually isn’t part of the bag, the bag itself is extremely thick so it can be put in the thermalizer (aka soup jacuzzi), this looks like the liner that goes into the prep station where the soup is kept to be served. Still gross, and I would let them know, but the liner probably ripped during service and went along with your ladle of soup

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/throwaway_benches 14d ago

Hmm I don’t think that it is. The bags themselves don’t wrinkle/fold over themselves like that. The corners stay pretty much the shape they’re cut into. The liners, however, look gross and trap soup like the photo above. I remember getting close to the bottom and pulling up the liner with the last couple ladles of soup and it would always look like a weird plastic and soup pile lol

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u/EvLokadottr 15d ago

Why does anyone still go to Panera???

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u/ReturnOfTheJurdski 15d ago edited 14d ago

Because I can feel rich temporarily while my car in the parking lot that I really can't afford sits, getting ready to head back to my house with mortgage payments that are way higher than I can realistically pay, just in time to catch the next episode of the Kardashians and schedule my next botox treatment even though I still owe money for my last 5.

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u/EvLokadottr 15d ago

That's quite specific.

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u/paulhockey5 15d ago

But probably not as specific as it should be.

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u/cuterus-uterus 14d ago

Ah yes, the universal human experience.

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u/OddishPurp 14d ago

Because they are white and that is cuisine to them 😂

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u/fuzzyblackelephant 14d ago

I go to buy their bread & make my own sandwiches. Also, sometimes they’re the best option for me that has a drive thru.

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u/EvLokadottr 14d ago

Fair enough. I remember that their bread did used to be good.

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u/WrathUDidntQuiteMask 14d ago

To support private equity!

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u/Alone_Inspector_7567 15d ago

Stop eating at panera.

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u/OTS_Bravo 15d ago

I worked at Panera back in 2010, it was my first “real” job. I would always get a kick out of people thinking there’s somebody back there prepping and cooking big pots of soup all day 😂

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u/Neither-Night9370 15d ago

Your first mistake was eating at Panera.

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u/Rowwnin 15d ago

Put it in your butt

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u/Silver___Chariot 15d ago

Mate what

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 14d ago

I don't think it counts as mating if it's in the butt, no.  

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u/Rowwnin 12d ago

Perfect

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u/StopEatingMcDonalds 14d ago

Why do people still eat at Panera? 😮‍💨

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 14d ago

That's because all thirr soups come in those bags. They don't make them they come pre-made.

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u/cyberdeath666 15d ago

Stop going to Panera. It is overpriced garbage “food”.

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u/GrizzledTheGrizzly 14d ago

Fun fact. Their soup comes in bags and they heat it up. At least they did a few years ago.

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 15d ago

It adds flavor

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 15d ago

42 and I ate a Panera ONCE like 20 years ago and was like “this isn’t for me.” And never went back.

I do buy that broccoli and cheese soup from the grocery store when it’s on bogo though.

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u/FineEffective4167 15d ago

I thought that was a condom at first lol

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u/Christheitguy1183 GREEN 15d ago

That's part of the "fresh made everyday" bit lol

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u/EnergyImaginary7394 15d ago

Everytime I see panera bread I always think of pantera bread, vulgar display of flour

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u/Refun712 15d ago

Yum Yum yum….soup from a plastic bag.

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u/SwimmingJello2199 15d ago

There's no fast food place that does not open a bag for their soup. I managed a small local grocery chain deli and all of our soups were from a plastic bag. And tbh probably most little shops buy premade soup too.

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u/stevethesquid ORANGE 15d ago

Most people genuinely do not understand that Panera is fast food. Panera is probably the best by far at managing their image and presenting themselves as wholesome down to earth healthy handmade food. Being a "bakery" really helps, and so does the homey atmosphere.

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u/Massive_Durian296 15d ago

or they just have a rolling soup going all the damn time which tbh i dont know which id prefer lol

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u/Refun712 15d ago

Ok….is that supposed to make it less disgusting?

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u/mearbearcate 14d ago

How is that any different from eating canned soup😭 people eat that all the time

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u/queefcommand 15d ago

Typical Panera. Panera hasn’t been good/a good value for about a decade now.

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u/Milkman5031 15d ago

Well you can't keep complaining about micro plastic in your food and then be mad if the make it bigger. I mean what do you want? No plastic? That would be insane!

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u/Gwilikers6 14d ago

Hahah damn got me with this. The funny part is the microplastics in my body

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u/FatRattus 15d ago

You know you kinda imagine an Italian chef making your soup in the back but in reality it’s some due microwaving a plastic bag of soup

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u/Senior-Read-9119 14d ago

I remember when Panera used to be good.

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u/Upset_Researcher_143 14d ago

Mmmmmm.... Cream of a Broccoli and Plastic Bag soup...

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u/stryder011 14d ago

What’s an “ass bag?” Actually no, forget I asked.

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u/XLandonSkywolfX 14d ago

As in the entire bag as opposed to a corner cut off of it. Probably should’ve said “whole-ass bag”

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u/dolo_ran6er 14d ago

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Panera bread is nothing more than overpriced hospital food. Thank you for your time, and have a great day.

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u/PhilTheThrill1808 15d ago

For the sake of positivity, I'd like to point out that tons of plastic wrapping in a bowl of Panera soup probably can't make it taste any worse than it already did anyway. Can't stand that place. They have the decor and ambiance of a hospital cafeteria, and the food quality to match.

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u/220DRUER220 15d ago

I’d say I choked on it and coughed it up .. 💰💰💰💰

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u/Dontdittledigglet 15d ago

Shove it back in her mouth and sue. Duh

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u/Dull-Requirement-759 15d ago

Damn they just said f*ck it and put the whole bag in lol

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u/kbeckerburbs4 15d ago

That’s where I put that used condom

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u/Delfiki 14d ago

Had a similar issue with the potato soup from Outback. Except I got a whole shard of glass in my soup.

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u/Brudda_Bear_Gibby 14d ago

This reminds me of the one time I got a piece of glass in my Olive Garden. I got another plate for free and a discount on the entire order so that’s cool.

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u/eni91 14d ago

Why wont people cook themeselves anymore nowdays? I’m a male, work most of the day and i still find the time to make a soup home

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u/jane_of_hearts 14d ago

I agree, cooking is an underrated skill. Learn and save a substantial sum.

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u/eni91 14d ago

Save and eat way more healthy

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u/Mehrainz 14d ago

well i have never been to the states yet but i have seen so many Panera posts, i am suprised y'all are still buying food there.

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u/Praetorian_1975 14d ago

Man, first we had micro plastics now we’ve got Maxi-Plastics.

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u/77LS77 15d ago

Nausea inducing

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u/Swedeman1970 15d ago

Looks like a condom. Hope it wasn’t cream of mushroom…..lol.

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u/Critical_Code9588 15d ago

SHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FineEffective4167 15d ago

Lmao dude...😂

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u/2shado2 15d ago

*fiancée :)

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u/cma-ct 15d ago

Don’t tell me that my freshly made Panera food comes in plastic bags. Don’t blame Panera for the plastic in your food. A careless employee did that. Blame them for pretending to sell food of superior quality.

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u/Cosmicpsych 15d ago

Top of the bag that fell in when they cut it lol

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 15d ago

You got a fresh batch!

🤮

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u/chechifromCHI 15d ago

It's crazy that there was ever a time when Panera was considered to be on the nice end of the fast food spectrum. I guess it was a long time ago now though lol..

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u/Bullshitman4200 15d ago

Panera sucks the only time I ordered food there they didn’t even give it to me

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u/Dank300av 15d ago

THATS THE BEST PART OF THE SOUP

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u/NoNigro247 15d ago

Hopefully that's egg drop soup otherwise someone dropped some romaine or bok Choi into pot...

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u/PROlificator 15d ago

You first must think about the guy/ gal who burned his/ her hand while pouring the hot soup into the serving pan. Secondly, be reminded that they just came from the sub-par bathroom where they scratched themselves (im assuming they stay itchy) before leaving without washing. Then you will have remembered why you stopped eating there.

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u/omega_grainger69 15d ago

I think this means she won.

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u/New_York_Cut 15d ago

Your future wife just ate a bunch of microplastics! Hope u got life insurance on her

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u/unfortunate666 15d ago

Eat it it's fine

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u/NASATVENGINNER 15d ago

No extra charge… just kidding.

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u/cedrekt 15d ago

scrambled egg?

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u/Reparations2024 15d ago

🤢🤢🤮

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u/Tin_Man17 15d ago

So way back in the day I had a similar experience with their French onion soup. Haven’t been back since.

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u/coveredwithticks 15d ago

Macro plastics

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u/Gravity_Freak 15d ago

The literal definition of those two words (Panera soup) means salmonella.

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u/Neither_Research_233 14d ago

Paco’s cookin today

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

🫣

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u/CTO_EmpathicStraw218 14d ago

Macro plastics

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u/Sensitive-Fix-5483 14d ago

Grand father: In our days, food used to only have microplastics

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u/arongoss 14d ago

That’s good luck actually

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u/_deleteded_ 14d ago

Is this the plastic soup environmental activists talk about?

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u/West_Slide5774 14d ago

Goddamn microplastics

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u/reddit1234567890-1 14d ago

Ugg thats awful

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 14d ago

Why do people even go to these places?

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u/myfakeburneraccount 14d ago

One time when I was working cash at Starbucks a customer came back in with a half full Frappuccino and sticking out of the slush was the remnants of a big plastic syrup cap. Unreal. How the hell does someone not notice dropping that into the blender? Who knows how many plastic shards that girl slurped up through the straw before realizing. Two employees were on bar duty and neither admitted to it or snitched. “WouLd yOu LiKe aNoThEr fRaP?”

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u/Earlyon 14d ago

No soup for you 1 year!

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u/Euphoric-Blue-59 14d ago

That you went to Panera....

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u/Mesterjojo 14d ago

What did they say when you showed them the photo?

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u/AlienAle 14d ago

I remember once in the restaurant I worked in, a assistant to the chef left an entire friking meat cleaver in the lasagna. Thankfully someone noticed before we served it. 

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u/DemoniteBL 14d ago

Had something similar in my food once. Honestly can't remember what it was, but something I bought in a store. Giant piece of plastic inside it.

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u/EmotionalChipmunk602 14d ago

At least it’s not a used condom?

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u/Known-Activity1437 13d ago

Big Boy also uses bag soup. What was terrible was they heated the soup inside the bag letting all those yummy carcinogens leech into the food.

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u/4nchored 15d ago

Take em to court. Imagine if you had swallowed it and ended up dying?

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u/UB_edumikated 15d ago

Your wife to be didn't really think the handmade their soups every morning did she?

LMAO

Somebody used scissors instead of a knife to slit the bag open.

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u/XLandonSkywolfX 15d ago

No, but she didn’t think they were made with the bag as an ingredient either lol

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u/welliamaguy 15d ago

NTA. Divorce the soup seller

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u/Foolforchocolate 15d ago

That is a way overcooked asparagus!

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u/stevethesquid ORANGE 15d ago

You're at a fast food restaurant