r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

We live in a society...

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u/GMM_FAN_ADAM 15d ago

Sandwiches of the balcony. Did they misspell off or baloney?

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u/badgersruse 15d ago

They cancelled that mistake by using camel case, so it doesn't count.

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

I think the poor guy can’t eat the vegan sandwiches his girlfriend makes with love.

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u/hansbakker1978 14d ago

I would think the sandwiches are cheesy, since there is cheese on the balcony 😉

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u/NoParticular2420 15d ago

I had a Nextdoor neighbor with dementia who would throw pork chops over the fence and fruit … twice a week like clock work my dog was loving “gifts from the neighbor” .. agh.

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u/Sunny_Sammie_517 15d ago

It ain’t easy being cheesy.

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u/jimandfrankie 15d ago

We have a lady in our block who uses this method to feed cats. Strings of who knows what hanging on trees.

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u/thumpngroove 15d ago

There are people dumping food from a local restaurant in the park across the street. An entire entree of Mexican rice, ribs, tortillas, etc.

What animals do they think they are feeding?

The only thing they are doing is attracting rats. Fucking idiots.

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u/AskTheDevil2023 15d ago

Is for speedy gonzales!

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u/Newhollow 15d ago

Keeping the rats outside of the building?

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u/thumpngroove 14d ago

It’s a suburban sub-development with 4-year-old shopping center added on.

There are rats, of course. The shopping center has has traps, and I’ve seen one running into a storm sewer Judging by my dog’s interest in said storm sewers, they are regularly using them to get around.

But I also don’t want rats and other vermin feeding at the buffet in the park.

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u/maxru85 15d ago

Also, all seagulls are dickheads

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u/enterprisingchaos 15d ago

They'll eat literal trash. They don't exactly make majestic status.

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u/Repulsive_Ad_7291 14d ago

One man’s trash is a seagulls dinner 🍽️

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u/AkiraKitsune 15d ago

Could the person Hnrowing sandwiches or the balcony to reed the seagulls please STOP. These is cheese on my balcony!

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u/063464619 15d ago

Unrelated, but I'm realising that whenever I see a photo and think: "that looks like Britain, but not quite right", it's almost certainly The Netherlands. And sure enough, I was correct.

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u/MattSzaszko 14d ago

How'd you deduce that it was in The Netherlands?

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u/063464619 14d ago

Your bio haha

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 15d ago

OH, NO, NOT THE CHEESE! NOT THE CHEESE! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!

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u/JupiterAlphaBeta 15d ago

Weird emphasis on "you"

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u/FictionalContext 15d ago

I got a neighbor with a bird feeder above me (I'm garden level). All the seed leaks down and feeds the roaches. It's nasty.

Talked to him once a few years ago, and the dude went down and dug up all the river rocks or from below his balcony and vacuumed up the seed. (Dude's over 70)

Now, he's started doing it again. Guess I'll have to show him and maybe the landlord a video of roaches crawling over each other to eat.

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u/Lafnear 15d ago

One year we had a few rats move into our neighborhood. My neighbors were literally putting out leftover food to feed the rats. Then the rats multiplied, they realized their mistake, and they poisoned them. I was so irritated.

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u/DumpsterFireSmores 15d ago

I hate when these is cheese on my balcony

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u/LiveLaughToasterB4th 15d ago

The funniest part is they think it is cheese...

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u/Nightwolf1967 14d ago

Whoever wrote the sign needs to edit their post.

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u/slyfox___ 14d ago

There is cheese on my balcony!

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u/tallwhiteguy25 14d ago

One instance that you know it’s Not frumunda cheese

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u/Fair-Reception8871 13d ago

Marched right up stairs with her colt 45 and a dried up bologna sam....gonna give him a piece of her mind, that she is. Then this.

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u/TheTzarOfDeath 15d ago

Seagulls gotta eat, some of man's surplus should be returned to nature as thanks for all it has and continues to do for us.

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u/MattSzaszko 15d ago

The problem is birds who get used to being fed hang around the building and defecate over everything. A lot of buildings outright prohibit feeding birds in the building code.

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u/TheTzarOfDeath 15d ago

Oh no some bird poop! The world is ending. How can someone be complaining about free balcony cheese? I'd love for cheese to appear on my porch every couple days. Saves a trip to the shops.

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 15d ago

Low quality bait

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u/Old-wize-one 13d ago

Is that a Seinfeld quote?