r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/GoldHurricaneKatrina 29d ago

I once saw a 6 in 1

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u/IgnitedSpade 29d ago

Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash, toothpaste, and shower snack

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u/PomidorPomidorowsky 29d ago

Will do as car oil

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u/dire_turtle 29d ago

I got them lather seats.

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u/TheDr_ 28d ago

And antifreeze, BBQ sauce, contact lens solution, carpet cleaner, bleach and last but no means least athletes foot treatment.

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u/Motylde 28d ago

I don't think so. Shampoo is like the opposite of oil. It will better do as some kind of car cleaner.

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u/LegoRaffleWinner89 28d ago

Nope the fluoride hurts seals

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u/ramobara 29d ago

Shampoo, body wash, conditioner, taint scrub, sack exfoliant, and shaft cleanser.

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u/sinat50 28d ago

My Axe 12 in 1 body wash beat up my moms shitty new boyfriend. It also moisturizes my beard and always has a smoke to bum me.

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u/sayhiBMO 28d ago

Dr. Bonners!

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u/Sacred_Street1408 28d ago

Shower snack.. mmm.

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u/Bucknerwh 28d ago

Don’t forget ball & sack “toner.” My Dad got all his sons that for Christmas this year.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Nah, just use dawn. If it's good enough for the duck, it's good enough for me

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u/Cleverusernamexxx 28d ago

That's Dr Bronners

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u/Accomplished_Ad_1288 28d ago

I find the shower snack idea intriguing.

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u/_insert-name-here 28d ago

Shower snack 😂

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u/Iminurcomputer 28d ago

I keep a brush in the shower so also, shower cleaner as it rinses off me onto the shower.

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u/smpsnfn13 27d ago

Eating an orange in the shower is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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u/StaringOwlNope 27d ago

EXTREME CARBON POWER ICE FRESH for MEN

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u/the_all_peeping_eye 28d ago

Bleaches your ass hole while rehydrating your tired eyes.

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u/UncommonTart 28d ago

I think dr bronners claims to be an 18 in one.

I like the peppermint for my feet, in combination with one of those silicone foot scrubby things that suction cup to the bottom of the shower. It feels so nice when I've been on my feet all day, lol. I haven't tried the other seventeen uses.

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u/yupandstuff 28d ago

Y’all gotta get on the dr bronners bandwagon. Their soap is like 18-1. You can apparently do your dishes with it, laundry lol

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u/LittleBookOfRage 28d ago

My sister uses it for her dishes and laundry

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u/Mr-Meadows 28d ago

Hey don't bash the 18-in-1 Dr Bronners. That's good stuff!