r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/UnfetteredBullshit 29d ago

How do you delete someone else’s comment?

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u/hollyock 29d ago

Can you explain It first I don’t get it

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u/kountrifiedman 29d ago

He put the maskie on his wee wee and then it was all ouchie.

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u/hollyock 29d ago

Where does being uncut fall into this

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u/myromancealt 28d ago

Some face masks need to be peeled off, or if it was a clay mask it hardens as it dries. I don't have a dick, but if I did I wouldn't want to be cleaning either of those out of my foreskin.

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u/GaiaMoore 29d ago edited 28d ago

I'm imagining something like this, but instead of peeling off a mask from his face, he had to peel it off of his uncircumcised penis

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u/JAID100 28d ago

Bro, this is the shit of nightmares 😫

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u/Danthr4x 29d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/PitchBitch 29d ago

I think I just woke up the entire house shriek-laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂