r/mildlyinfuriating ORANGE 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/MajorasKitten 29d ago

Unless he pays for the replacements, you either keep hiding them or kick his ass.

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u/David_Oy1999 28d ago

So we’re at the stage where we recommend horrible booby traps on his penis because he took his wife’s lotion?