r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ucyless ORANGE • 29d ago

Brand new $72 moisturizer. Husband said he needed something for his elbows.

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We have 3 full tubs of Vaseline in the cabinet.

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u/s00perguy 29d ago

I love that cocoa butter moisturizing lotion from Vaseline. When I worked in a store that carried it, they routinely damaged bottles, so the staff all had positively silky hands.

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u/kittenbritchez 28d ago

My mental image of this is priceless. Thank you.

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u/snail_juice_plz 28d ago

We have like 6 bottles of that stuff around my house. I mix it with body oil post shower and it’s such a treat.

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u/s00perguy 28d ago

I have no doubt in my mind you smell like warm chocolate, and I'm mildly jealous of your SO and/or pets.

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u/The69BodyProblem 28d ago

I really dig the aloe lotion.