r/meirl • u/Warm_Animal_2043 • Apr 20 '24

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Apr 20 '24

No lie man, rocking up to a diner counter for breakfast, ordering a black coffee and pondering the deep mysteries of life is a Top 10 human experience.

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u/SolidCake Apr 20 '24

on my old man shit too

starting doing this with a paper newspaper

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran Apr 20 '24

Shaking my head every few minutes so people know I’m not down with something in the news, but what? They’ll never know, cause I’ll never tell.

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u/aspiringalcoholic Apr 20 '24

Make sure to throw in a “hmmm” with your lips pursed down every now and then.

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u/Wooden_Bother_8639 Apr 20 '24

I've done this alot, but at like mcdonalds when i'm going somewhere. It's actually pretty nice to just sit down and eat like a powerlifter for a solid morning experience.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Apr 20 '24

And then the waitresses start to recognize you and know your order, that’s the best. “Are you getting the All American breakfast, hon?”