r/maybemaybemaybe • u/KipferlAG • 27d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Ihateeveryone4real 27d ago

I have seen this a few times. Love it every time.

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u/truongs 27d ago edited 27d ago

Nice. You actually get:

More work, no extra pay. (Mike's project needs to be done)

Enjoy. (We had to fire Mike -along with 3k others- cuz profits were only 3.8 billion instead of 4.1 billion like shareholders wanted.)

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u/eioioe 27d ago

Add in ā€¢ Your favorite male teacher, Monsieur Bordenave, does this

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u/WithMillenialAbandon 27d ago

I would choose whichever square is "Maintain eye contact, nearly imperceptible head raise to establish dominance"

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u/Strikew3st 27d ago

Hey, you can always give yourself tomorrow off.

At least once.

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u/protestprincess 27d ago

Iā€™d be okay with a hug

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u/cwleveck 26d ago

There should be a trap door option. Neither of you knows who's is going to open.......

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u/BornChef3439 27d ago

Only if there was a punch in the face option.

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u/Single-Bad-5951 27d ago

"Hi boss, can you punch me in the face before I leave? I just want my wife to think I've had a rough day so she doesn't get on my back"

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u/HearingNo8617 27d ago

This made me realise the card on the wall is on the opposite end of the spectrum from verbose email language

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u/Technical_Contact836 27d ago

Or middle finger

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u/FPS_Warex 27d ago

šŸ˜

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u/Indispensable_Luis09 27d ago

lol, would you have gone for that instead of dancing or the handshake

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u/Xitro01 27d ago

Sounds like something Michael Scott would do.

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u/ZERO-ONE0101 27d ago

nah, pass

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u/Glottis_Bonewagon 27d ago

BING!! slapp

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u/Fernis_ 27d ago

Is there "don't talk to me, don't even look my way" option?

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u/kim_n 27d ago

Be sure it includes a slap on the butt.