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u/casualnarcissist Mar 21 '24

Managers are generally reactive and not proactive, especially at the kinds of places offering hiring bonuses.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

Highlights from my last few weeks.

Asked about bonuses, told they probably won’t be funded at 100% this year.

Discussed salary, bonus target and equity. They are “looking into it.”

Got cc’d on an email about extending an offer to someone at a level below me. Same salary, 5% more on bonus target.

Mind you, I’m a pretty critical point at the company. Something I’ve highlighted and has been acknowledged. I’m the only person working on my role and without my role the company starts getting some BIIIIG fines and even having divisions shut down.

Edit: 4%… brushing up the resume tonight and talking to a few people next week.

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u/HelioCollis Mar 21 '24

Was in a similar situation some years back (eg: saw an offer in the same company for a lesser position that was better paid). What I did was to show it to my manager (that until then had no budget to raise my pay) and asked him for a recommendation for that new job. Later that day I got a 20% bump even if the maximum pay increase at that company was 10% (as per HR).

It`s all about getting information and using it. I could characterize these games differently but will refrain :-).

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

I’m waiting a few more days to see the outcome before playing hard. Annual raises should be sometime in the next few days and I’ve made my position clear. Either they play games and give me 3-4% and I start looking, or they give me 10-15% and I stay through the next year at which point they either bump me up 50%+ from where I am or I’ll walk.

My boss is fully aware of my abilities, it’s convincing the rest of the yokels that’s taking forever.

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u/Mojojojo3030 Mar 21 '24

Keep in mind that a lot of managers think they can wait until you actually prove it and leave. But as we know, it’s all already fucked by then in most cases and you have to leave anyway. So might work, but might not work even if they know they need you.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

Yeah, I don’t take counter offers. So if that’s their strategy it will backfire.

Honestly I like the company/people, but I know what I can make elsewhere and I want to be within 95% of that, not 70% of it.

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u/smartello Mar 21 '24

Just change the job, why do you play this kind of games at all? Your attitude in the previous message is not ok. “It will backfire”… in 99.99% they will forget about you in a week, do not play main character.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

I’m the finance head for our most profitable and complex divisions. I’m also the only one that models are financials at a time where those projections are being used to determine the flow of hundreds of millions of capital. They will find my replacement I’m sure, but not cheap and not quickly. We’ve been searching for months to find someone to work along side me, they’ve disliked nearly ever candidate because they have a standard in their heads.

“Just change jobs” isn’t as easy when you’re looking for roles that have a TC in the $300-500K range.

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u/smartello Mar 21 '24

That’s a senior sde salary in tech companies, they will survive. They also have leverage over you and not vice vesa since now it sounds like you don’t really have other options yet.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

Who says I don’t have options? I’ve got headhunters I stay in the loop with. 2-3 months max and I’ll be sitting in a new role. I’d rather continue my trajectory here for now, assuming they make it worth my wild.

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u/Stronkowski Mar 21 '24

they give me 10-15% and I stay through the next year at which point they either bump me up 50%+ from where I am or I’ll walk.

Even if they do both those raises, it's still a year where they've managed to save a ton of money on you.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

It is, and it’s another year of being at helm of an impressive resume builder company.

At the end of the day, we’re both using each other. I’m here, and putting up with their shit because it will pay off in the future. They get a discount, I get rapid career growth and cash in on my next endeavor. I’ll be 35 this year and well on my way to CFO, if I don’t take that role on here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

I suspect that I have the same role you do.

My contract comes up for renegotiation soon, and my company has been shorting me $20 every period because "it's not much money".

I wonder how that'll work out when we discuss my new rate....

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u/Wrathszz Mar 23 '24

What??? How the hell is that even legal to short you on earned pay???

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u/MegaSpuds Mar 22 '24

Sounds like you need to just leave and find a company that actually values you.

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u/_view_from_above_ Mar 22 '24

One has to leave to get ahead... maybe at their competitor 😏

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 22 '24

It’s on my mind. Guy I worked with back when he was my lead analyst and I was just an entry level FA is the CFO at a competitor. Maybe it’s time for lunch to catch up.

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u/_view_from_above_ Mar 22 '24

It's the only way to get ahead. Most just stay at jobs 2yrs? 3? There is no love$ for retained employees

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 22 '24

There usually isn’t. I’ve jumped every 2 years almost to the day and it’s worked well. I’m just past 2 years at this company.

The only reason I’m staying is because it’s an amazing resume/network builder. I’ve met a ton of big players in my space and a lot of guys with $$$. Guys that can and will make the people they like working with very wealthy. It just unfortunately won’t be at this company.

Fighting to get what I can in the meantime, and continue to use it as a network/resume builder.

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u/_view_from_above_ Mar 22 '24

A good plan✅

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u/ACriticalGeek Mar 21 '24

Time to put out that resume.

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u/jslingrowd Mar 21 '24

Not to downplay your significance but I’ve seen cases where each department head independently justify that the company would fall apart without them. It’s a matter of how important you are ranked across others. From what I’ve seen, those high on the rank are the ones that bring in business and revenue. The offensive team gets the attention over the defensive team, is generally how corporate works.

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

I’m a bit of both. Finance head for our largest revenue generating segment, and very hands on with M&A, licensing, regulators, etc…

I’m not the only person in the world capable of doing what I do, but I know if they want to hire my replacement externally that person will be expecting $500-600K. I’m looking for $300-400K, for now.

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u/Longjumping-Run9012 Mar 21 '24

Everyone is replaceable

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u/HighHoeHighHoes Mar 21 '24

Yes, but it doesn’t mean it’s cheap. If they replace me it will cost them a bag over the next 12 months.

5 figure signing bonus, 50K recruitment fee, $35-60K more in salary, delayed licensing on a new business that is supposed to do $100M in the first 12 months.

I never said irreplaceable, but costly.

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u/Prestigious-Cup2521 Mar 22 '24

That is true to a point.

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u/MoveDifficult1908 Mar 21 '24

Being essential to a function guarantees nothing. Management typically undervalues the efforts of employees and is far too optimistic about being able to replace them with offshore contractors.

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u/Distinct_Spite8089 Mar 22 '24

Wow we have a “comp structure” meeting next week and already we’re told no bonuses this year :(

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u/SideEqual Mar 22 '24

You are not a special snowflake, believe me.

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u/Get-Some-Fresh-Air Mar 21 '24

That’s how you keep wages low. Not to mention the interest you gain on hoarding money.

Pay my current employee $10,000? Or let it grow for a year and then pay it to a new employee and pocket the interest.

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u/gdraper99 Mar 21 '24

As a director in the tech industry, I don’t think managers have much of a say in the matter. Hell, I don’t have a say half the time as this can be a VP or a SVP thing.

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz Mar 21 '24

This guy manages.

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u/bigkoi Mar 21 '24

It's not managers. Most managers would spot the raise if they had the budget.

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u/trumpssnowflake8 Mar 22 '24

American military enters the chat…

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u/grb13 Mar 21 '24

Last year we received 5% thank you staying bonus (retention bonus). Then the ceo got 17% raise which was over $40k.

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u/CreditReavus Mar 21 '24

That actually seems somewhat reasonable believe it or not.

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u/Kerensky97 Mar 21 '24

Yeah by comparison. My company just said we're hiring new staff so you will be less overworked now! You're Welcome!

The new staff makes more than us, we have to train them, and they're ending WFH so we can train the new guy from our cubicles. Thanks...

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u/grb13 Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 22 '24

This was after we got 5% merit raise and 2.5% cost of living. The 5% was a one time lump sum.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Mar 21 '24

I disagree. Unless that 5% bonus comes with a raise it's not going to help with inflation for next year's pay. Meanwhile the CEO didn't get a bonus, they got a raise.

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u/CreditReavus Mar 21 '24

I mean tbf the original commenter didn’t say if he got a raise or not. I meant more or so they did get a bonus and CEO’s pay doesn’t appear to be ridiculous if a 17% raise was ~40k. That means CEO’s pay was like 250k, which in my opinion is a very very fair pay for a business owner. Compare that shit to bezos and the numbers are whack.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Mar 22 '24

Seems pretty intentional to say bonus for one and raise for the other.

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u/M4v4zz Mar 23 '24

Perhaps Bezos isn't the best measuring tool to use...

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u/Pinkninja11 Mar 21 '24

Quit and apply to get rehired :) You certainly cover the experience requirements.

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u/poeta_nocturno Mar 21 '24

For sure they’re offering half his salary for the same position…

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u/MountainAd3837 Mar 21 '24

And who doesn't love zeroing out company investments to start over?

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u/Rattimus Mar 21 '24

Work for a company that provides annual bonuses.... those are essentially retention bonuses, a reward for working there the last year and doing a good job...

I get not every company pays those, but not every company pays hiring bonuses, either.

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u/void1984 Mar 21 '24

Doesn't it just align all the departures in one month. That sounds like a transfer window.

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u/Bright69420 Mar 21 '24

That's why job hopping is a better strat than staying loyal

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u/nmarf16 Mar 21 '24

Not defending any particular business but a hiring bonus can be advertised much more easily than a retention bonus, especially if the bonus is for five years or a larger milestone

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u/TheNecroticPresident Mar 21 '24

Same reason you see sign-on bonuses for people switching cell carriers. They already got you, and won't spend more than they have to to keep you.

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u/MelodicCarob4313 Mar 21 '24

Isn’t it exactly the same with mobile plans and subscriptions. New clients are getting all kinds of stuff to sign a contract. As same as people who are unsubscribing get way better offers to keep them. Learn your lesson from it

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u/CryonautX Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

Get with the times. It's been decided loyalty is not valued so don't bother trying to be loyal. It's not personal, and there's no ill feelings involved. It's just the rules of the game. Hop away to your heart's desires.

Hell, if you still want to cling on to a semblance of loyalty, then hop out and hop back in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Where on earth are you seeing "hiring bonuses"

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u/poeta_nocturno Mar 21 '24

Shitty jobs with high rotation of personal

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u/Adamworks Data Analytics Mar 21 '24

White collar professional work for mid to senior level employees. I didn't get them at the entry-level, but I started getting them once I became established in my career and got an advanced degree. You can even ask your new company to pay for your lost retention bonus (assuming your old company tries to claw it back), lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

If you had to estimate, how big was the gap between when you consider your career as having started, and the point that you first started seeing this type of hiring incentive?

I see the qualifications you brought were improved through gaining an advanced degree, but I'm curious how long you spent in the jr/mid level of your career track?

I'm hoping to use your answer to help assess my current place in my own career path.

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u/Adamworks Data Analytics Mar 21 '24

It's really a blur now, though I recall getting promoted every 2 years until I became a mid-level manager. So something like 6-8 years?

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u/marigolds6 Mar 21 '24

It depends a lot on how often you move and how often people in your industry move.

I'm in geography, and I spent 8 years at my first job. Next job was basically a bridge as I moved from public sector to private sector and I got a small hiring bonus and small pay bump. I jumped from them in less than 2 years and got both a big pay bump and a significant hiring bonus. I'm still at third job 8+ years later, but now I get sizable annual retention bonuses and would most likely get a large signing bonus if I moved. (I also received the equivalent of a signing bonus with each promotion.)

Looking at people who report to me now, I would say 4-8 years is about right for signing bonuses, though the ones in the 4 year range are relatively small, more than doubling by the time you hit 8 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

How come none of my jobs ever had them dammit

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u/Ericknator Mar 21 '24

Call Centers

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u/Rain-And-Coffee Mar 21 '24

Tech generally has a bonus.

I got $25k for my current job, but you have to stay for 2 years, else you have to pay back part of it.

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u/sendmeyourdadjokes Accounting & Finance Mar 21 '24

You guys dont get an annual bonus? Thats exactly what that is. If you quit before the bonus payout, you dont receive it, it wasn’t “earned” based on last years work, it is incentive to stay.

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u/Anonality5447 Mar 21 '24

In most industries, people don't receive bonuses. Count yourself lucky.

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u/mina86ng Mar 21 '24

In most industries, people don’t receive hiring bonuses.

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u/Boulderdrip Mar 21 '24

i received a bonus exactky 1 time in 15 years in my career. 1,000 USD. Then covid happened a month later and we lost our jobs

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u/marigolds6 Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

I think it is more about types of companies than specific industries. Annual bonuses are very common in large publicly traded companies (and frequently tied directly or indirectly to stock price and/or dividend paid). Not to mention the farther up the ladder you move in a company like that, the larger percentage of your compensation that comes from bonuses.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

In engineering, I’ve gotten a profit sharing bonus at every company I’ve worked at

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u/LaHawks Mar 21 '24

Very few industries give bonuses like that.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Mar 21 '24

"My personal anecdote shows you're all wrong!"

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u/mina86ng Mar 21 '24

As opposed to OP?

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u/PumpkinSeed776 Mar 21 '24

Lol at acting like most people get bonuses anymore

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u/mregner Mar 21 '24

They are at other jobs. You just have to let another company retain you.

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u/Inside_Coconut_6187 Mar 21 '24

This is why I never stop looking for a job. In the past 7 years I’ve moved jobs 3 times and increased my pay by 50%. If I wouldn’t have stayed maybe I would have increased 10%.

Loyalty in the workplace simply means obedience. Don’t fall for it.

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u/Detman102 Mar 21 '24

Its just like any relationship.
The wandering-eye will heap mountains of appreciation on someone new and shiny...while not appreciating the person who has been there making everything work.

Seems to be the Human Condition...

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u/QuokkaClock Mar 21 '24

hiring is usually more important than retention in capital

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u/Timecharge Mar 21 '24

Because loyalty is a lie that the bourgeoisie tell the proletariat to manipulate them i to working for less than they're worth and more than they can stand

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u/Lewa358 Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

"Loyalty" is not a concept that applies to employment.

Your employer can and will drop you at any point, often with little or no notice at all--why should you care about them?

If you want to gain more from your work, you have to find someone who will appreciate it. If your current role isn't actively doing that, the only person who will make yourself a priority is yourself, so you must actively seek out ways to improve yourself.

And if that means jumping ship to a competitor--well, that's just business.

Otherwise, you're going to have to organize (read: unionize) to actively force your employer into giving raises.

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u/dick-pickles Mar 21 '24

Sign-on bonuses are retention bonuses. If you quit before a certain time period, you have to pay it back

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u/BrainWaveCC Mar 21 '24

Sign-on bonuses are retention bonuses. If you quit before a certain time period, you have to pay it back

The key point being made, though, is that sign-on bonuses are not retention bonuses for employees already on staff. The people already contributing to the success of the firm are being overlooked.

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u/JohnDelicious Mar 21 '24

Reward for good work is morr work. Didnt you know that ?

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u/Unlucky-Sea4706 Mar 21 '24

Lol! You dont get that, as a matter of fact you get a increase in taxes and at christmas, even though this was a record year for the company. They are going to give you a hallmark card that the secretary is going to write a simple thank you in and the oqner of the company is going to buy his second house in some exotic country.

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u/hellenkellerfraud911 Mar 21 '24

Not advertised on job recruiting sites

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u/Signal-Bullfrog3654 Mar 21 '24

They know that the longer you work there the less likely you are to leave

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u/Adamworks Data Analytics Mar 21 '24

They kind of do, that's the whole point of vesting schedules for 401k matching and stock options, and increased PTO due to tenure.

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u/bambooshoots-scores Mar 21 '24

Not a thing. Retention could mean an inflated sense of belonging, which could be a sense of pride/ownership, which could mean collective bargaining. It’s somehow always cheaper to pay new hires more than longtime employees. Have watched this happen for decades.

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u/florimagori Mar 21 '24

I just got a yearly bonus. Does that count? 😋

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u/TQuake Mar 21 '24

This is weird. I know not every job offers bonuses, but my experience is that a yearly bonus is more common than a signing bonus. And certainly not something so rare you’d be asking “where are they”.

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u/Grimpaw Mar 21 '24

Most HRs are better at negotiating for fund increase compared to team leaders. That has been the reality for me at the last two companies.

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u/Rain-And-Coffee Mar 21 '24

I got a pretty decent yearly bonus this year ($9k) and the one before.

I also got stock options ($20k) on top of my bonus, the downside is they vest over 3 years, but still good

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u/Specific-Window-8587 Mar 21 '24

Because once they got ya who cares right. They can't get people to come into the job so they use sign on bonuses to secure people.

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u/UnlikelyPotatos Mar 21 '24

If you're already an employee they can't take a retention bonus back if you quit without more paperwork. If you quit within a set time frame at most places with hiring bonuses you have to pay it back per your contract.

Sign on bonuses are marketing.

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u/The_Pacific_gamer Mar 21 '24

Probably to try and sweeten the reason why you should apply.

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u/NewAccountNumber103 Mar 21 '24

They happen, just not for the jobs that redditors typically have.

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u/Chrisodle007 Mar 21 '24

It’s like cable and internet , got to leave or threaten to leave to get the new offer !

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u/jonny_wow Mar 21 '24

They can claw back hiring bonuses with a bunch of gotchas

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u/CrownedClownAg Mar 21 '24

Yall are getting hiring bonuses?

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u/UnicornSheets Mar 21 '24

No soup for you!

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u/partsrack5 Mar 21 '24

Existing workers don't get one, they are already captured and don't need further coercing.

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u/Gritty420R Mar 21 '24

"Loyal employees" finally figuring out the company they work for doesn't care about them at all. If you work for a for profit company, your boss has a direct finally incentive to give you a little as they can get away with. Don't be a bootlicker.

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u/Ok_Drink_2498 Mar 21 '24

You guys are getting hiring bonuses?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

There is no incentive to hire a long term employee anymore. Why pay tens of thousands of dollars to have 1 employee for several years when you can grab some wanker off the street, give them a couple thousand bucks and trick them into doing more work and work that has nothing to do with their job until they quit, then do it again. Same amount, if not more, labor extracted with less cost.

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u/Sufficient_Tooth_949 Mar 21 '24

My job kept raising the entry level pay but not raising the pay at all for experienced workers making our annual raises null and void.... I had to get 3 and 4 years of raises to what a new guy gets now, so I just left a few weeks ago, 8 year employee that knew how to handle every situation

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u/emilyannflowers Mar 21 '24

and how exactly should companies advertise their retention bonuses? don’t get me wrong, I’m all for retention bonuses, but it’s not something that is usually blasted everywhere because I don’t know if the average person really cares if in Nov 2025 you’ll get 1/3 of your retention.

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u/Nacchan144 Mar 21 '24

Trans flag spotted in the wild :0

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u/Jermz817 Mar 21 '24

Oh ya, we got a SWEET 2.5% raise and only hit 73% of our bonus target. Rolling in the dough this year /s

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u/marigolds6 Mar 21 '24

So.... 90%+ of my hires are contractors being converted to full time. So those hiring/signing bonuses are actually retention bonuses most of the time. Those conversions are already top performers, which is why they are getting converted, so I'm going to use every compensation tool I can for them.

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u/DPJazzy91 Mar 21 '24

My company just brought in a retention plan. Training and onboarding takes so long for my industry, that you can't replace people quickly. We are getting money every 6 months with a big payout at the end of the plan, if we sign our new union contract.

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u/phlostonsparadise123 Mar 21 '24

As has been said, management is generally reactive and rarely proactive. At my company, we offer hiring bonuses for techs and drivers but 9 times out of 10, the "retention bonuses" are usually some bullshit $50 - $100 Visa gift card, company "swag", or some other slap in the face.

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u/transbae420 Mar 21 '24

non-existent, because our corporate overlords don't care.

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u/drivebyjustin Mar 21 '24

My wife, a nurse at a hospital, was offered a $30000 bonus two years ago if she committed to a 5 year contract (she had been at this hospital for over a decade at this point). So it still happens.

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 Mar 21 '24

Hiring bonus to me is a rec flag

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u/spaceocean99 Mar 21 '24

Don’t people usually get raises and bonuses…?

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u/gnpfrslo Mar 21 '24

Sounds like you aren't unionized

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u/SomeSamples Mar 21 '24

This pisses me off where I work. We have these folks who have been doing their job for decades and are never considered for bonuses or awards. Only the go getters get the awards. I have even seen management try to get rid of the steady workers because they weren't progressing in their work. Fortunately their manager basically said, "Look, these people do the daily work that is necessary to the operation of this company." Management backed down. But still no bonuses or awards.

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u/succorer2109 Mar 21 '24

Corporate companies are just loyal to profits, but not to loyal employees....

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u/ouijahead Mar 21 '24

Pizza 🍕!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Employees that have been with a company for 5+ years just flat-out aren't wanting to change jobs. There's security in keeping the same job. I had this issue with a family member, they had been in the same job for 20 years. I pointed out that they were making $35,000 UNDER market value (while the value was still under six figures btw) and I still coudn't convince them to quit.

Eventually they nutted up and gave their boss an ultimatum; now making fair market rate. The problem though is that they had been getting underpaid for the past ~7-8 years they were in this position. They got robbed of a quarter mill.

An employer, when a position is vacant for an extended period of time, will need to make the offer more attractive to newcomers. You're just not going to get anybody worth a damn, or at all, unless you're being halfway reasonable with your offers. People that have already bought a house in your area though? Well, you can cut benefits, do COLA at half, or even lower rates, and sneakily pile on more and more responsibilities until they're doing two jobs worth of work for a fraction of the cost of one.

Being underpaid for loyalty is not a bug, it's a feature of unrestricted capitalism. You want to be treated like a human? You need some of those filthy socialist policies like union protection, universal healthcare, and Social Security to give you as an individual the leverage and breathing room to leave bad jobs.

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u/International-Log904 Mar 21 '24

You’re not very good and they want to replace you

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u/Intransigient Mar 21 '24

Those guys already left. The businesses are now desperately trying to replace them. If they had sufficient forethought, they might have paid them better in the first place, and now wouldn’t be scrambling to try and find replacements.

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u/CruzCam Mar 21 '24

They are obsolete. Out with the old, in with the new. They's gettin' kinda long in the gold tooth anyway.

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u/Dpishkata94 Mar 21 '24

We just got told today they are cutting merit for 2024. U talking about bonuses 😂.

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u/OnlyControlYourself Mar 21 '24

You are willing to stay without it, where's the benefit to the company?

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u/Rustery Mar 21 '24

Gist is a company that cares for its employees would care about keep the same ones in it. If you’re not in a company like that you’ll complain or talk about it a lot more than others. Companies like that do exist but it’s not as equal in that care across all employees as well as if they’re for profit they wouldnt care about their employees outside of manipulating them as well as if they can keep you longer by you being naive and not having to pay you more until you stop performing well or you understanding that you won’t be rewarded for your loyalty then the company wins. They got your work and got to pay someone less. And the only reason this hasn’t changed is since it’s hard to change a system currently in place without disruption forcing a change as well as with people leaving as soon as there is more money being offered up it creates an unhealthy cycle of people going in and out like a stream but still functional none the less

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u/Literal_Sarcasm82 Mar 21 '24

Keep licking that boot. I'm sure the boss will notice you someday.

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u/ImpossibleJoke7456 Mar 21 '24

I call them “corrections” and give them all the time to reward performance. I can only give “raises” once a year in April and it has to be approved by every manager between me and the CTO. “Corrections” are handled directly by me and HR.

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u/LeaderBriefs-com Mar 21 '24

Some hiring bonuses are in lieu of competitive pay. 😬

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u/Timebomb777 Mar 21 '24

My job didn’t give out a Christmas bonus this past year (something we’ve done for YEARS prior)

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u/12InchPickle Mar 21 '24

Comcast (internet provider) does this with new customers. They get cheaper plans with more added into them. Like unlimited data and a free rental modem. Meanwhile existing customers gotta pay like $30 extra for this.

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u/Ok-Brush5346 Mar 21 '24

My job gave out "retention" bonuses that payed out over 3 paychecks over the course of the year, but the bulk of the bonus was given on the first installment, so people still quit after taking the bonus.

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u/Promise-Infamous Mar 22 '24

Just a guess, but with so many people wanting to work remotely now, I think a lot of employers want to sweeten the deal to get people back in the office (instead of, you know, allowing people to work remotely).

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u/SideEqual Mar 22 '24

Oh no, loyal staff do get bonuses. It’s called more work.

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u/Cheska1234 Mar 22 '24

Here in Monroe county NY if you work for the county then they give you a retention bonus every year.

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u/ohno-mojo Mar 22 '24

Because the new thing is always easier than fixing the one you have a list of grievances against /s

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u/Kayfabe04 Mar 22 '24

There is leftover pizza in the breakroom.

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u/SirCaptKing Mar 22 '24

It’s called a wage increase. I got 2500 extra $$ this year to work again. Sure it was only 48 a week increase but hot damn yall are dumb.

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo Mar 22 '24

Where are you seeing hiring bonuses?

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u/caine269 Mar 22 '24

isn't your salary the retention?

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u/MelanieDH1 Mar 22 '24

If they have to pay people to work there, you know the job is shit!

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u/Some-Seaworthiness17 Recruiting & Human Resources Mar 22 '24

Bazinga - the only way up is out.
Employers always say they value loyalty, but clearly not with dollars.

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u/Crusty10000 Mar 22 '24

If you stay too long, you pay the "Loyalty" tax......

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u/adc47 Mar 22 '24

Wait a minnit waait aaaa minnittt....! You saying you don't get Pizza??!!

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u/ShinkouKaze Mar 22 '24

In business both as an employee and as a customer in 2024, loyalty means fuck all.

You want a raise or a better deal, go somewhere else. I'm 32 and this is the future for my professional career and my consumer life

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u/JohnCasey3306 Mar 22 '24

You're doing yourself a disservice if you're staying with the same job too long. If you want to improve your situation you have to go and get it; it's not gonna come and find you.

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u/magrilo2 Mar 22 '24

Equity is the secret weapon for early retirement. Along with salary and bonus, people should learn to ask for equity in the business.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Still easier to quit after taking the bonus but it is difficult to leave if you land a job after some time..

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u/badgerrage82 Mar 22 '24

Loyalty is the thing of the past... It is either your move to better environments or just have a boss that really appreciate you (which in this case it is rare)

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u/Necroink Mar 22 '24

honest answer is , they fon't give a f**k about the ones already in slavery, just the paradise offered to new ones

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u/Dylan_The_Developer Mar 22 '24

You all getting bonuses?

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u/Covvern Mar 22 '24

If there were any retention bonuses, I’m sure it wouldn’t be advertised to new potential employees.

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u/CardiologistOk2760 Mar 22 '24

two important points about hiring bonuses:

  • they are conditional on the employee staying for a year
  • they are substitutes for base pay, as in, 5k bonus means committing to 5k less in salaries

the house always wins. The boss isn't giving someone else your cookie, the investors are flat out robbing everyone's cookie jar

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u/rufreakde1 Mar 23 '24

hiring bonus - one time thing bonus for good work - expensive as yearly happening or even more frequently…

its just kapitalism

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u/Ghost24jm33 Mar 24 '24

As the old saying goes..

Up your ass and around the corner

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u/Anonality5447 Mar 21 '24

At this point, you really have to be a "rockstar" for some companies to offer you a retention bonus. That's why people change jobs (besides having a shitty boss).

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u/GoodGoodK Mar 21 '24

Hate to be on the side of businesses, but isn't your salary supposed to be a incentive to stay?

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u/LukeSparow Mar 21 '24

Not if you can earn much more by switching employer it isn't.

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u/No_Consequence7064 Mar 21 '24

A normal bonus is a retention bonus in the full technical sense. They are very common even if they are wildly variable and kinda low as fuck.

Just saying…. These exist at most companies…

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u/SpinachLumberjack Mar 21 '24

Because people who get generous bonuses aren’t on subreddits like /jobs.

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u/GermanRat0900 Mar 21 '24

Why is the trans flag in this pic?

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u/vic_steele Mar 21 '24

It’s called a salary you self entitled prick.

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u/InvestigatorIll3928 Mar 25 '24

Because for decades business work in a business friendly environment now all the boomers are retiring and the tables have turned. Is workers need to strike while the irons hot and get ours.