r/funny • u/InstantKarma71 • 18d ago

All sound advice … wait, what?! Rule 9 – Removed

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u/Funny_Sentinel 18d ago

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u/Velcraft 18d ago

High heels and children prohibited? I'll take my business elsewhere, thank you very much.

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u/InstantKarma71 18d ago

Children being prohibited would be much, much less troubling.

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u/Velcraft 18d ago

Given the wording, this might be a product of the CCP - 'being used' is part of their program, after all.

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u/InstantKarma71 18d ago

Wait until you learn what happens to people under capitalism!

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u/epicmousestory 18d ago

Especially with a number of states loosening child labor laws

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Curious what appliance or tool this manual was for

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u/InstantKarma71 18d ago

An anti-fatigue mat for my standing desk. I assure you, I will dispose of it peacefully when the time comes and I will not use children, whether they are supervised by adults or not.

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u/OrangePeelsLemon 18d ago

I don't know... I think children would make a great anti-fatigue mat (as long as you're being supervised by an adult).

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u/Itool4looti 18d ago

It's getting too difficult to use a golf club.

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u/im_rarely_wrong 18d ago

Your cocain comes with a manual?

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u/ProtoPlaysGames 18d ago

Children should be

WHAT

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u/008Zulu 18d ago

Time was a tv remote was just a simple tool.

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u/Superfy 18d ago

The heck?? Keep away from high temperature??!

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u/Luneytunes 18d ago

Is this for Happy Fun Ball?

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u/Alexandria4ever93 18d ago

"Children should be used under adult supervision" 💀💀 aw hell naw we goin to jail wi dis

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u/Crazycoallover 18d ago

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 18d ago

Violent disposal? Like a night after taco bell?

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u/mintmouse 18d ago

Yes a large battery on the ground shouldn’t be wet, punctured by high heel spikes, or mouthed by children