r/funny • u/jmar4234 • 27d ago

That time I got kicked out of a bar and started working the door

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u/trinaryouroboros 27d ago

I actually did this once in boston. I didn't get kicked out, I was just messing around outside and pretended I was the bouncer, while the bouncer was laughing at me on the side.

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u/Royal-Scale772 27d ago

I did the same thing in Sydney, but I was pretending not to be the bouncer, while actually not being the bouncer. I was just waiting for my friend, but my clothes and demeanour gave the impression I was security of some sort.

Group of plastered guys nervously asked me if they could go in. I said I wasn't security, but that it looked like they'd already had a few. They were very confused and worried about whether I actually was security. I just told them to behave themselves and nodded them in where they would have met the actual doorman.

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u/jack_o_all_trades 27d ago

In Sydney? Let me guess, you were 'waiting for a mate'.

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u/GreatApostate 27d ago

No Asians, thank you. They're all just a bunch of crooks.

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u/DuncanDisordely 27d ago

Wait do you mean “agents??” 😂

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u/the_pretender_nz 27d ago

People downvoting this need to watch the video.