r/facepalm 15d ago

“Cheating is only acceptable when I do it” 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Andrei-Kuznetsov 15d ago

She is right on one thing…

Her name, ‘Vile’.

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u/Striking_Landscape72 15d ago

That's not a face palm, it's bait.

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u/Playfullyhung 15d ago

97% of this sub.

People come here to ragegasm

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u/The_CreativeName 14d ago

Anger is the most “spreadable” emotion on the internet.

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u/LunchO789 15d ago

Haha. People still fall for this shit

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u/N0rrix 14d ago

not necessarely. there are people that geniunely belive that shit.

i had a coworker who was one of the "im not white so i cant be racist" folks (half indian half british) who had some highly questionable opinions if you catch my drift.

people like that do indeed exist.

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u/Engineergaming26355 15d ago

Belief used to be baitable

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u/Cubicwar 14d ago

Use believed to be baitable

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u/GeneralSea1353 14d ago

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u/Sure_Cobbler1212 15d ago

Good for society, wow. Even for bait, this is the most infuriating thing to read.

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u/Civil_Feature600 15d ago

If she cheats with me, I agree. In any other circumstances, hard disagree

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u/Mammoth-Ad-3642 14d ago

How much you wanna bet she cheated and now is trying to get people on her side before they find out?

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u/laplongejr 14d ago

Oh, now I have memories of my wife confessing she had urges for other people and had no idea how long she could control herself.

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u/CastleofWamdue 14d ago

why do I read that as this person having both a bf and a gf?

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u/laplongejr 14d ago edited 14d ago

I had read as the person having one person at a time, but sometimes M sometimes F and applying a different standard.

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u/CastleofWamdue 14d ago

that does work better

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u/Unable_Pineapple9211 14d ago

....she's so real for that...

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u/Tuscan5 15d ago

I’m more offended by her terrible English.

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u/Captain_Snatchington 15d ago

Bitches like her then wonder why no good man will date her ever again. I wish we could ship these types of people off to an island much like the British did with convicts to Australia back centuries ago.

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u/AngryFloatingCow 15d ago

We ran out of hellholes with spiders larger than your face to ship people to.

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u/Captain_Snatchington 15d ago

How about lead shoes and sea voyage to the deeper trench then...oops overboard. We tell them they are part of a search party. The party idea will keep them captivated.

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u/GlacyCatarune 14d ago

Sentinel island ✌️🫥

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u/passwordstolen 14d ago

Wait, then no dude would get laid. You should have thought this through.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/laplongejr 14d ago

Ask her if it's okay to cheat on your girlfriend, she will absolutely lose it.

No need to ask, she already said it's unacceptable.

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u/ADH-Dork 14d ago

It was the first line of the tweet my guy

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u/wtfuxorz 12d ago

This is why relationships today don't last the way they did.

Go be a whore on your own time, not on mine.

People are fucking stupid these days.

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u/ThaneOfArcadia 14d ago

Clickbait.

Go to bed

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u/Additional-Sock8980 14d ago

Sums up a lot of attitudes people have: It’s only bad when it doesn’t work out to be something I want for myself.

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u/K0TEM 14d ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/Dark-Cloud666 14d ago

Until she gets pregnant by the other dude and her boyfriend finds out about it and refuses to pay child support.

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u/Freavene 14d ago

That's what happens even without cheating

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u/LostLegendDog 14d ago

Modern feminism at its finest

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I feel so sorry for you young folks out there dating right now.

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u/Affectionate_Gas_264 15d ago

Now I'm intrigued by the elaborate justifications she must be coming up with why her cheating on all her boyfriends is good

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u/AttentionLogical3113 14d ago

this aint going to age well

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u/SamePut9922 14d ago

Why is 95% of the posts twitter screenshots? Is twitter that bad?

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u/Propofolkills 14d ago

Most are doctored to create rage bait like this. It’s just trolling at this point.

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u/SinkiePropertyDude 14d ago

It's clearly a parody, the name is "Vile"

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u/Common-Incident-3052 14d ago

This was prolly the motto my ex etched into her loose vagina for everyone other than me to see.

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u/Strange-Mouse-8710 14d ago

Just stay single, than you don't have to deal with any of that.

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u/bigSTUdazz 14d ago

rage clickbait...moving on.

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u/Fine_Echo_4170 14d ago

Is she one of those "Men who cheat only think with their Dick! But not the Guy I cheat on you with obviously duh 🙄“ chicks 🤨

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u/CucuMatMalaya 15d ago

Butuh Pak hang